this hippo fucking sucks

tash / she or him / dual sport athlete: hating and yapping

[hxwae]

this is a SPORTS rpf sideblog (I followback/like from @aeclectick) where the S stands for "Shame, have Some." DO NOT SHARE ON PUBLIC SOCIAL MEDIA. keep this shit to locked tumblr/ao3.

all posting is performed with publicly available knowledge, the full awareness that this shit is not real, and no intentions of libel or slander.

I do not play about the San Diego Padres! this is NOT a safe space for any other NL teams. acceptable AL teams: Yankees, Rangers, Astros, Tigers.

I support the Sacramento Kings, but am more of a casual fan of the NBA. I casually keep up with the NFL too.

unfortunately, I’m very familiar with hockey rpf but I’m not a dedicated fan by any means. I am partial to the Washington Capitals.

nsfw will be discussed and tagged as #nsft if explicit.

relevant content tags:

#my fic discussion

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ao3: hxwae

[lethimsoak]

Whoever spread the stereotype that quarterback is the most masculine and popular position in football is going to hell because this is literally how the qb is treated by the whole team

[lethimsoak]

The most yaoiful sport oat

[hxwae]

more about football in general but I've been thinking about this insta comment thread for a while. they could be!!!!!!!!!!

[hxwae]

a fic that is an entire season late because only one guy is still in this outfield anymore . but here's the padres failed outfield throuple aka lesbian couple and nonthreatening horse tatis/merrill/twade. waddahell Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Tags: Spring Training 2025 (Baseball RPF), Character Study, Relationship Study, Ambiguous Relationships, Unresolved Sexual Tension, AJ Preller's Former Shortstop Fetish, San Diego Padres

Jackson says, “Nah, he wasn’t my first. But you’d probably be a good first time.” Tyler undeniably chokes this time, and Jackson snorts, like he was expecting that reaction. “I mean, like, you got a lot of experience.” He doesn’t even mean that as an insult, Tyler despairs. He looks down. Jackson’s got his boxers off already, but he’s still wearing socks. Crew socks, at least, not stirrups. That would be minor league.

[hxwae]

can a straight woman be into forcefem be honest

[hxwae]

not enough milking fics in sports rpf when "young stud" is the second word out of every coach/manager/announcer's mouth :/

[hxwae]

ik u said u don't go here anymore much. so i understand if this msg is untoward. but something to be said for justin sourdif coming to the caps this past season after being on the checkers with john leonard! and being like he was with ryan. yea! thank u for ur ryan psych course fic :'')

hey I appreciate this and you!! minor league/"I know that guy through this guy" bonds are so underrated... and I bet Sourdif ended up revising opinions on both Leonard brothers after getting to play and find success with Ryan.... clicking pieces together and picking up on some things that he knows John can't see (from distance and history and not being able to win)... very nice shout

[hxwae]

baseball fans on tumblr will talk about some philosophical poetry in tumblr blue prose or heartrendingly tragic whatever the hell moment or some Achillean androgynous divine figure and how they're better than hockey tumblr (which is still objectively and ontologically more evil, mind you) and they're still talking about some ugly little "I don't care about politics" Republican white boy

[guiltfactory]

[hxwae]

if anybody out there cares, GOAT (2026) features a pretty obvious Ben Simmons allusion (former first overall pick -> bust, Australian, constantly memed on (iconic poster-ized moment), and really emotionally affected by social media hate) but they made him into a fem Ostrich lady

[hxwae]

I'd love to do more basketball poetry but I need poetry and basketball inspirationif le........

[hxwae]

found a larry levis poem that fits ja morant/the recent grizzlies soft rebuild... but I don't have any other information than that

[hxwae]

I'd love to do more basketball poetry but I need poetry and basketball inspirationif le........

[hxwae]

I'm into gay p0rn where one guy obviously isn't hard

[chalicechipper]

yes waiter one toxic thighfucking premature ejaculation crying yaoi please

[expiredcandydealer]

[hxwae]

Orr / Sports Illustrated / Penner / Powell / Getty / MILLION DOLLAZ WORTH OF GAME / Penner / Lee / Otero / AP / McMenamin / Murphy / Shin / Cato & Kirshner / McMahon & Marks / NBA / ESPN / Lee / Cato & Kirshner / Young / Perkins / Liles & Nelson / TNT / ESPN / Herbert / Pina / Murphy / Penner / Powell / Davis / Powell

[whatincornation]

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