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❝ Hey, you —— I usually don’t ask this kind of shit, but... I was just wondering if you’ve got a cigarette I can bum off? ❞

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stoncfox
❝ Hey, you —— I usually don’t ask this kind of shit, but... I was just wondering if you’ve got a cigarette I can bum off? ❞
❝ Nice burn, Dollar Bin Barbie. I bet that actually works on kids your age. ❞
❝ How funny. You're my first test subject for that 'burn', actually. Haven't found anyone else with an uglier haircut to try it on yet. ❞
”Shut up!” The older blonde shouted, upper lip curling back in anger and disgust because no one ever had the right to speak to her in such a way and the stupid, stuck up, privileged bitch was going to learn that, “Yer ‘bout ‘ta be really fuckin’ sorry now!”
No longer holding back the itching desire Baby allowed thin fingers to slip into her back pocket, wrapping around cool and familiar metal. Pressing the release on the blade quickly, she pulled it into the others view, light glinting of the blade—- Tiers turning up into a deadly and dangerous smile, “Now get on yer knees an’ tell me, ‘I’m so sorry Baby' an' I might take it easy on ya.”
This was bad; extremely so. Angela had never gotten into this much trouble in her life. No one had crossed her at school, she had never been the victim of any kind of violent, malicious crime. That kind of stuff was only on the news, in movies, television dramas...
Well —— was.
She hardly stalled her obedience, tears erupting from the corners of pale, blue eyes. Not even seconds on her knees and they already ached.
I'm going to die, she thought to herself. I'm going to fucking die.
Thick, choking sobs jolted from her throat, hands clasping themselves together; a half-plead, a half-prayer. "I'm so sorry, Baby." Angela gasped, "I'm so—o sorry. Please — please don't hurt me !!"
❛ Wait what, cute, your type? ❜ The white collared man never had near this much of a social life, except from the odd support group. A set of beady blue hues and recurring blonde locks rapidly fired word to word before his boggling mind could register the bloody thing.
Angela quickly veiled her soft, captivated smile with a teasing smirk.
❝ Were you born under a rock or something, sweetheart? ❞
froot || marina and the diamonds (+)
living la dolce vita, life couldn’t get much sweeter don’t you give me a reason that it’s not the right season babe, i love you a lot, i’ll give you all i’ve got yeah you know that it’s true, i’ve been saving all my summers for you
Age Gap AU's
• We met online, hooked up and it turns out you’re my best friend’s aunt/uncle AU • You’re my new step parent’s child who is ten years my senior AU • I’m in desperate need for some cash so I became a sugarbaby AU • You’re my parent’s boss and I accepted your advances because I didn’t want them to get fired but you actually were just interested in me and you’re sorta cool AU • My married neighbour is super hot and I watch them swim naked and like it AU • You’re an 800 year old vampire and I just turned 18 AU • I’m a demon and you’re the reincarnation of my soulmate, why the fuck are you only 20? Well I’m gonna make you fall in love with me again anyway AU • I’m a new Intern and my boss’s spouse is super foxy AU • You’re my child’s new best friend but I have the urge to see you naked AU • My parent’s a dick, let’s hook up behind his back stepparent AU • College athlete and assistant coach AU • You live in my building and are so attractive let me always offer to carry your things up the stairs since the elevator is broken in hopes you’ll invite me in AU • College professor and student AU • College professor and younger teaching assistant AU • I’m royalty and I’m being married off to someone much older than me AU • Monarch and their younger servant AU
Note: these are intended for all muses to be over 18.
irriitant
❝ —— Nice haircut… did your grandma do it for you? ❞
walking-whitaker
❝ It should be illegal for cute guys like you to just be roaming around. ❞
❛ Wait. What? I wasn’t starring, not because your ugly. Cos you aren’t! But … I’m not attracted to you, that would be morally wrong. Ok? Yes. ❜
❝ W e l l —— I mean, if you’re a modeling agent: fuck it ! Look all you want! If not , I’m really sorry, you’re pretty cute, just probably not my t y p e , y’know? ❞
”Yer really gonna wish ya didn’ fuckin’ say that ya stupid cunt,” Baby snapped, taking an intimidating step towards the blonde bitch— Fingers itching to grab the blade hidden in her back pocket, “I’ll cut yer fuckin’ tongue out!”
Alright, so she hadn’t anticipated that reaction. Angela took a step back, an attempt to keep that comfortable gap between them.
❝ J—eeze, I’m sorry, okay? I didn’t think you were going to take me so d a m n seriously !!! ❞
"I don’t think that there’s anything worse than being ordinary."
the prettiest people
do the
UGLIEST THINGS.
”The fuck did’ya jus’ say ‘ta me ya stupid bitch?”
❝ What, are you fucking deaf ? Get bent, fuck off, get lost; which part of that aren't you u n d e r s t a n d i n g ? ❞
American Beauty (1999)
iiichabod
❝ Yikes ! Word of advice? Get a tan! ❞
babyangxl
❝ ——— Get bent. ❞
belgravianwitch
❝Sorry, but I don't hang out with prostitutes. ❞