hola

sleepy bitch disease

[thebookwormexxtraordinaire]

[c-bassmeow]

🧐

[allmyknivesaremadeoutofbutter-d]

so you just make an effort? and then it pays off?

[capacity]

[lmaonade]

i’m so sorry for being a customer, i want  to leave you alone but sometimes i have to buy things or eat. please understand i use self checkout whenever i can 

[body5000-deactivated20180929]

i like how space doesn’t care about me. it’s impossible to disappoint the sun

[slightmood]

depression: uhh stay in bed u dont have the energy and are incompetent of productivity anyway

anxiety: get OUT of it!!!!! too much to do!!!! too much to DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me:

[lmaonade]

i should have acted out in school more none of the consequences mattered actually 

[feministism]

[killtheteendream]

me

[heartbeatemoji]

this is soooooooo funny

[the-memedaddy]

[drag-on-dragoon]

[defeated-sanity-deactivated2017]

Put it in a box….

[google-searchhistory-official]

Deliver it

to my house and put it on

[lunatic-harness]

my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock

[google-searchhistory-official]

Cheesy on my peeny and sauce on my balls

[tinypuppies]

[shesnake]

The Princess Diaries (2001) dir. Garry Marshall

[mariacallous]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[fwuitgummi]

we were literally put on this earth to love and be loved

[fwuitgummi]

@bat-skull97 This is the only good addition someone has made thank you

[cyberbullyinc]

me to my brain when i catch myself thinking in english:

[fool-of-a-took]