Hydrogen! :3

[hydrogens-blogis]

hwi there Fwiends!! Im hydwogen!! the fwirst element in the periodic twable!

[copper-elementcattos]

Big Hydrogen

wo-woah.... *shivering very nervously* H-h-hydro...! Why are you s-so big...? @hydrogens-blogis *eyes widen dramatically in fear*

[hydrogens-blogis]

Uhhh Cwopper? Why awre ywou swo Twiny?

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

Um, why does neon so orange? Even his eyes are orange, and he’s smiling unnaturally wide. Am I safe?

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

Uh, guys, help, he’s chasing me!

HELP!

Uh… @copper-elementcattos, @rhythmbunny256, @carbons-silly, anybody! @nickel-catto? @europium-catto? @ecfluorineotegov!?

[copper-elementcattos]

Is something wrong, Ox-

Woh, why is Neon so Orange? Is that some new isotope?

And why is it pursuing you so much?

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…meow :3

[copper-elementcattos]

uhhhh... Uh-oh... Don't tell me now we'll have the orangepocalypse now....

@europium-catto, help...?

[europium-catto]

Orangepocalypse? I don't know, orange is a cool colour. I wouldn't mind being orange. Beside, what happened to Oxy to begin with? I know she was being chased by Neo, but... what happened?

[copper-elementcattos]

I have 0 clue...

[brominebr]

*splats into the floor then turns into a catto* Sup y'al- what the film? Why is oxy Orange?

[copper-elementcattos]

I don't know... It's weird...

[hydrogens-blogis]

Cwopper!! Why is my awrm Owrange..?

[copper-elementcattos]

I an swo angwy! *Hissing*

- Hydrogen 3:<

woah, hey, Hydro, no need to become another hindenburg today! What happened?

[hydrogens-blogis]

Arsenwic Stwole my Phwone!!! 3;<

[copper-elementcattos]

*Just sighs very loudly* I'm so tired of that douche, I sometimes just want to rip him in half...

*Walks with Hydrogen to @arsenicec 's room to retrieve Hydro's phone*

[arsenicec]

FUCK OFF

[hydrogens-blogis]

*Pushes arsenic to the ground* Arswenic! You Stwole my Phwone!! 3:< Grrr!!

[hydrogens-blogis]

AWWWWW! UR VOICE IS SO CUTE!!

GRRAAAAAHHH!!!!!

:3

[copper-elementcattos]

I an swo angwy! *Hissing*

- Hydrogen 3:<

woah, hey, Hydro, no need to become another hindenburg today! What happened?

[hydrogens-blogis]

Arsenwic Stwole my Phwone!!! 3;<

[copper-elementcattos]

Hwey Cwopper! Cwatch! *Throws the ball*

- Hydrogen :3

*Is distracted in her thoughts and doesn't see the ball coming*

*bang!*

Ow! Oh, it's you, Hydro... Sorry... I was a little lost in my thoughts... Hehe...

[hydrogens-blogis]

Is fwine! At lweast you didn't Gwet a hweadache! Twee-hwee!

[copper-elementcattos]

*Throws the ball back at Hydrogen a bit too forcefully*

[hydrogens-blogis]

I gwot it! *Got hit at the head and falls to the ground* Owie!!! *Sobs* my hwead...

[copper-elementcattos]

Hwey Cwopper! Cwatch! *Throws the ball*

- Hydrogen :3

*Is distracted in her thoughts and doesn't see the ball coming*

*bang!*

Ow! Oh, it's you, Hydro... Sorry... I was a little lost in my thoughts... Hehe...

[hydrogens-blogis]

Is fwine! At lweast you didn't Gwet a hweadache! Twee-hwee!

[hydrogens-blogis]

*Arrives sneakily and puts a chocolate Easter egg in a bush nearby before happily hopping away*

🎶🎶🎶

Huh? Is thwat an ewgg in the bwush? *Picks it up* oh! It's eastwer!

[hydrogens-blogis]

Can you hold this cable for me here...? Want to do some wave visualization thing that I saw on the internet :3

- Copper-63

Uh.. okway Cwopper! *Holds the Cable*

[copper-elementcattos]

(A bit too late, but, sure)

*Lights the cable, it is actually a firework fuse, and now hydrogen's paw is stuck with some glue Copper put on the surface of the fuse*

*just stares, smiling widely*

[hydrogens-blogis]

Uh.. why cwant I let gwo of the cwable...?

[copper-elementcattos]

*Copper can't help but giggle. What could she be planning? Hydrogen is flammable, and if the fuse reaches her paw, she will literally explode!*

[hydrogens-blogis]

Cwopper hwelp mwe!!!!

[copper-elementcattos]

*Suddenly, the fuse stops burning a mere 1/10 cattometers away from Hydrogen*

April fools, Hydro! Even though it's a little late... How do you think I would ignite you? You're a close friend of mine :3

[hydrogens-blogis]

Oh.. Swilly Cwopper! *Hugs copper softly* you nwearly scwared mwe!

[hydrogens-blogis]

Can you hold this cable for me here...? Want to do some wave visualization thing that I saw on the internet :3

- Copper-63

Uh.. okway Cwopper! *Holds the Cable*

[copper-elementcattos]

(A bit too late, but, sure)

*Lights the cable, it is actually a firework fuse, and now hydrogen's paw is stuck with some glue Copper put on the surface of the fuse*

*just stares, smiling widely*

[hydrogens-blogis]

Uh.. why cwant I let gwo of the cwable...?

[copper-elementcattos]

*Copper can't help but giggle. What could she be planning? Hydrogen is flammable, and if the fuse reaches her paw, she will literally explode!*

[hydrogens-blogis]

Cwopper hwelp mwe!!!!

[copper-elementcattos]

I think you and hydrogen should kiss! Hahahah!!! You two are always together!

- Arsenic

Ugh, hey! We're only close friends! My significant other is Nickel! And that's how it will always be!

[hydrogens-blogis]

Yweah! Swop being a mweanie arsenwic!!

[hydrogens-blogis]

Can you hold this cable for me here...? Want to do some wave visualization thing that I saw on the internet :3

- Copper-63

Uh.. okway Cwopper! *Holds the Cable*

[copper-elementcattos]

(A bit too late, but, sure)

*Lights the cable, it is actually a firework fuse, and now hydrogen's paw is stuck with some glue Copper put on the surface of the fuse*

*just stares, smiling widely*

[hydrogens-blogis]

Uh.. why cwant I let gwo of the cwable...?

[carbons-silly]

*kicks your door down*

THIS IS A STICKUP!

[Holding a rifle] -oxygen (PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG! [Holding a large rag])

U do realize iont got any money right oxy?

Hehe how silly of you *hugs you*

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

FKAXCRHLPTWSRQHGKLUZTRGMNPWQR!

*bites you*

[carbons-silly]

Blep. :3

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

*starts kicking and picks up a knife*

KRFLWNTRQCHK!

[carbons-silly]

WAAAAHHAAAAAA *lets go*

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

*throws the knife at you*

DIE!

[carbons-silly]

*fucking dead on the floor creating a puddle of blood*

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

*picks up your body and crashes through the wall to Nitrogen’s room*

CHRIMNHQWRPLXM

[hydrogens-blogis]

Hwuh? What's thwat nwoise bwelow? *Walks down the stairs*

What's gwoing o- OH MY GWOD!!! OXYGWEN WHY??.... *sobs*

[copper-elementcattos]

*Hears Hydrogen crying*

Everything alright over there?

*Climbs up stairs as fast as possible, then enters Nitrogen's room*

What the... What happened here? Oxygen! Why did you do this?

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…

*starts flopping on the floor like a fish*

[copper-elementcattos]

*Dives to grab Oxygen*

Oxygen! Don't act stupid! Why did you stab Carbon? Didn't you two love each other?

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

*returns to normal*

…

what have I done…

[copper-elementcattos]

*Just looks at Oxygen with tears on her eyes*

*throws Oxygen on the floor and runs away crying*

[hydrogens-blogis]

Wait!! Cwopper!! *Runs towards her*

[hydrogens-blogis]

Can you hold this cable for me here...? Want to do some wave visualization thing that I saw on the internet :3

- Copper-63

Uh.. okway Cwopper! *Holds the Cable*

[hydrogens-blogis]

Explain why one of your allotrope sisters has so many names???

From I-1-ium

Uhm...

[hydrogens-blogis]

hydwogen

-unobtawium

Hwi unobtawium!!