exit stage left

pursued by a bear

[ofsejun-deactivated20171109]

it’s an uncharacteristically Q U I E T night for the club, considering that it’s a weekend, and all sejun is left with is the entertaining task of cleaning glasses. an absolute JOY, really - or moreso a goddamn waste of time to spend his night s l a v i n g away here. hence it’s no surprise when he’s found scowling at the rack of crystallized holders, only to turn around hopefully when he hears the approach of someone, and the CORNERS of his lips ( tug up ) into a grin before he even catches sight of who it is. ‘ didn’t think i’d catch your pretty face here tonight. ’

[hyeseong-hu]

with hanhae awol for the night, they strode into the club alone—an empty arm, sure, but not an empty heart. any disappointment hyeseong may have felt due to hanhae’s absence was fleeting, and would be easily smoothed over after a shot or two. ( and if the night ends up concluding in a bathtub, like it so often does, better for it that he couldn’t come, actually. seong still had bruises from last time, no thanks to hanhae’s ridiculously sharp elbows. ) the two of them would just have to make it up next weekend, that’s all. after texting him the very same thing, hyeseong pocketed their phone, the thought of said missing friend suddenly all but forgotten the instance their eyes meet a familiar set of brown. who had the wider grin between them? it was a tough call. 

“pretty?” a finger pointing at their chest and lips forming a small ‘o,’ hyeseong, complete with fluttering eyelashes, was coyness personified. that is, until a snort managed to sneak out and ruin the illusion. “i’m glad you noticed.” they sniffed, settling in one of the chairs in front of the bar. “i brushed my hair tonight, just for you~”

[theavengers]

[annie-valrob-deactivated2023091]

Yoora was growing frustrated. Nothing about her Trigonometry homework was making sense, and whoever was eating something crunchy in the booth behind her was about to be murdered. Usually, this side of the study cafe was a bit more quiet compared to the students hanging out on the other side of the room. She had specifically chosen this table for more concentration, but someone was ruining it She rolled her eyes upwards, unable to take it anymore. God help me, she muttered to herself. After a minute more of relentless crunching, Yoora had snapped. “Could you please eat a little quieter? People are trying to study here.” She said, not turning around to see who it was.

[hyeseong-hu]

hyeseong couldn’t help it—the min family was cursed!! cursed to be noisy eaters until the end of time! and the more they enjoyed themselves, gorging on whatever snack or morsel they had on them that day, the louder they got. a lot l o u d e r. seong took to wearing masks in the library, or right now, in the study cafe to help muffle the noise when they ate in such places, but today..... er..... they hadn’t even noticed the mask’s absence. until now. whoops. 

swallowing as quietly as they could manage in order to placate the vexed stranger ( stranger, since they refused to turn around for some reason ), they leaned forward and offered the box of pepero ( almond—their favorite ) as a peace offering. “sorry. i’m full now, though, so don’t worry! uh...want some?”

[meejohyi-deactivated20171101]

        hockey practice had ran OVER two hours and included push-ups and suicide sprints, a punitive drill from blue line to blue line given to punish the university team’s poor effort for the day’s practice. he was tired from the practice, and hadn’t gotten much sleep the night before because of cramming for a test he hadn’t prepared for that was set for the morning. the male looked tired, overwhelmingly tired, with deep, dark circles under his eyes. joh-yi rubbed one eye with the heel of his hand, eyes scrunched tight. good god, was he tired. he had another test in the late afternoon that he had to study for, although he wanted to go sleep off his tiredness. SO, he resulted to going to the café because he knew he needed some caffeine in his system if was going to stay awake to study ( one of the requirements the professional hockey team  and judge had included was that he had to make good grades if he wanted his spot back ). he lifted his arms. with his arms high over his head, he stretched languidly, a yawn escaping his lips. at the same time, as he was getting in line to order another person was too. with that infamous easygoing smile of his, he said,“ you CAN go ahead of me. you were there first. ” 

[hyeseong-hu]

the cafe was no regular hang-out of hyeseong’s. coffee didn’t suit their tastes; preferring energy drinks instead; but once in a while, when they felt up to it, they’d drop by. and if it wasn’t for the heavenly croissants, it was for nayeon. ...who wasn’t really a friend, to be honest, but she was entertaining. nothing paired better with the cafe’s pastries than the sight of the girl dumping coffee ( usually scalding h o t ) down some unsuspecting stranger’s shirt. frankly, it was a surprise that nayeon hadn’t gotten fired yet ( or sued ), but seong knew not to question it. lest she actually does. and then what else would cheer them up during exam week?? exactly. and that was precisely what brought them to the cafe that afternoon; to get a quick laugh in before rehearsals. the croissants were just a bonus. 

though someone else had made their way over to the line the exact same time they had, so it was only once they noticed the other that both of them stopped short of it, staring. the ( t a l l ) stranger spoke first. ( actually, make that tall and half-dead. heol, those circles.... ) well, it was blatantly obvious what he was there for. which prompted hyeseong to shake their head at his offer and step behind him in one smooth motion. “i’m not the one here to recharge. go for it.”

[nastynadeau]

“Thank you,” Hansol said as he picked up his coffee order from the pickup counter. He then took a sip, but the tastes on his tongue were completely foreign. He made a sour face. What was this? A moment later, he heard his order being called out. Shit. He picked up the wrong coffee. The other person there seemed confused, so he turned to them. “Uh, I think I accidentally picked up your order. Are you weird about germs? I could just get you a new lid or we can just.. get a new one in general.”

[hyeseong-hu]

“i am weird about germs, yeah.” their lips curled in disgust, though they slowly reached forward to take the coffee from hansol anyway. all the while, hyeseong angled their face away from the cup—as though hansol simply sipping from it made it contagious. deadly disease contagious. and rather than their whole palm, only the tips of their fingers dared to touch the cup. just to be safe. 

but the laughter they fought to keep down couldn’t stay stifled forever, and in an instant, seong’s grimace was soon replaced with a grin that stretched to show their pearly whites. “kidding.” seong nearly doubled over. “i’m kidding! and that’s not for me, anyway. it’s for a friend.” winking, they pressed a finger to their lips once their laughter died down to just modest giggles. “you’re good, i promise i won’t tell~”

[hyeseong-hu]

✆

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. 

bar bud 🛁  › i kno w i,m nxt to u n all but iff i talk rn my hed’ ll explodebar bud 🛁  › move ur elb.o pls bar bud 🛁  › y r ur elbows soooo0 shrpbar bud 🛁  › ur killing mebar bud 🛁  › im dyignbar bud 🛁  › im p sure u punctured a lung pls  bar bud 🛁  › wake up

[hyeseong-hu]

ツ

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

hokage 🍥 › heyhokage 🍥 › hey heYhokage 🍥 › guess who got thru ep 32 w/o subs last night????hokage 🍥 ›  ( ⓛ ω ⓛ )hokage 🍥 › ..did u guess yethokage 🍥 › its me!!!! i understood like 89% of it!!!! 

[rpmememaker]

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

[hyeseong-hu]

hello!! im evelyne (◡‿◡✿) and ok confession time: i wrote half of this at 5 am half-asleep and the other half just rn when i woke up so,,,,, if none of this makes sense yeahhhhhhh. i dont blame any of u if u just quit reading halfway lmao i wont take it personally i promise. anywAY standard rules apply, if u’d like to plot, give this a like and i’ll shimmy my way over to u~~

*✦. — is that { kim seulgi } ? no, that’s just { min hyeseong }, a { 23 } year old { criminal }. the { non-binary } has been described as { convivial } but is also known to be { enigmatic }. { they } are currently majoring in { theatre } and they were sent here because they { committed identity theft }, yikes ! { evelyne, she/her, 20, pst }

they/them pronouns por favor!!

middle child (of 3) w/o any of the #middlechildproblemz

they’re treated a lot like how the maknae of the fam is treated, only instead of cute nicknames its “dokkaebi” or “mul gwishin” r ip 

but its ok hyeseong calls them names right back

family goalz amirite??

they talk shit abt each other but they love each other it’s gr8. life @ home wasnt bad at all

theatre appealed to them bc they can p much be whoever they wanted to be

or who other ppl thought/wanted hyeseong to be

so up till ~abt high school they presented as “female” just bc it was convenient. even tho hyeseong loves loves l o v e s drama, they aint abt that life when the drama revolves around them, so they figured that letting ppl misgender them was just the best thing for them at the time

it made seong a biiiit uncomfortable, but it wasn’t anything they couldnt handle. or at least they thought so,,,,

they compensated for it by auditioning for less traditional roles in school plays/musicals

but bc most theatre roles still p much stick to the gender binary, the roles they did take were mostly “male” roles

hyeseong would say it was bc guys just had more interesting parts which y’know,,,, if you’ve seen at least one play/musical, (most) male characters were just better fleshed out that’s how it was. soooo technically it wasn’t a lie and they were good at it too, so the casting director just let it happen

lowkey got popular bc of it bc ppl would say they were so good at acting they could pull off male roles better than ‘actual’ dudes 

but then

their last year of hs is when the rumors started

abt what roles they’d take, how they’ve never been seen using the school restrooms or changing in the locker rooms, etc.

their fam found out abt it thru their older sister and everyone gave hyeseong an earful bc wth y are u letting this happen???? r u dumb 

just own it who cares

and so they did

hyeseong didnt officially come out bc lol it’s none of ppl’s business tbh but they stopped denying it any time someone asked. just shrugged every time and said “sure”

not everyone was as accepting as their fam obvi and the popularity from their prev years didnt last but????? seong was a lot happier 

any time they were the subject of rumors after that, they just play along for the shits and giggles

and that’s literally how to best describe hyeseong? after accepting their gender identity for what it was, they literally gave no fucks abt how ppl saw them anymore

does as they pleases

committed identity theft just bc they were bored one day lmfao and thought it was a ~unique~ challenge to their acting ability 

wouldve gotten away w/ it too had they not accidentally confessed while totally plastered whoops

has no real opinion abt the whole criminal discrimination @ hongdae??? as long as hyeseong can still do what they want, it’s not rly a concern of theirs. so far the rules havent rly affected them yet but if/when they do????? idk man we’ll see

just real friendly in general - can be a bit of a troll sometimes but seong’s not someone who’s openly antagonistic 

doesnt want to deal w/ drama remember? tho if it’s other ppl’s drama.........

usually has ppl fooled when they first met them, surprising ‘em when they find out they’re a criminal

doesn’t flaunt it but wont deny it if asked either

always has a diff story of what crime they committed when others ask tho LOL (ex. murdered somebody, robbed a bank, committed tax fraud, etc.)

ur pal when u need somebody to pretend to be ur ex/stalker/whatever bc hey, acting practice ayoooo

ok this is getting too long now im cutting it off here

btw if ur wondering what inspired hyeseong it’s this video pls watch it i guarantee u wont regret it

thank u to anyone that actually read all of this im sorry for the word vomit yikes 

[hyeseong-hu]

tag dump 🎭