Have you ever just laid in bed at night and thought of how good you could treat someone? I mean, I’m pretty sure I’d be an amazing boyfriend. I’d bring her food whenever she wants it, watch stupid ass chick flicks if it meant I got to hold her, and listen to her whenever she needs to vent about the shit going on her life. And I’d try to make her forget about that shit by telling a lame joke, just so I could see her smile. But alas there’s no girl. Just an extra large cheese pizza and my remote to control Netflix. Although, maybe I’m single because I say shit like “alas”. Maybe I should sign up for Christian Mingles. Would I have to start going to church? I don’t have time for that mess. Or I could get Tinder.
Yeah, I think you just solved your own problem, mate. You're just way to corny.I think a Christian Mingle would really help you out here. Tinders too wild for you I feel like. There is also the option of just getting a dog and treat it like a princess, and buy it loads of collars, and get it some treats. You too can snuggle while watching movies, run together. I think you should geta dog.
