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@hyfrjesse-blog
When you find a McDonaldâs french fry on the floorâis it worth it or is it worth it?
Most likely not, but thatâs just my two cents.
Hey, yâknow what would be awesome? If I could just ⊠like, I donât know, text a dog or somethinâ and itâd be in actual English.Â
Or what if we could all speak dog.
Did you really think he would, mate? I donât see Israel going for that any time soon, if ever. Not the smartest idea to be so public âbout it though. How was Cinderella though?
I would have hoped that he would at least let them have more freedom. Itâs not fair to Palestinians, though. Theyâre a different state and they just want that to be recognized. There is freedom of speech as of 2005, plus they probably wonât put much footage of me in the actual special. It was very well done, Roxy thought it was absolutely beautiful. The dress was... very restricting, though.
As long as there is humanity there will be conflict and injustice. Â Itâs a rather sad reality. Â Do you have dual citizenship? Â It does. Â And even if it wouldnât have made a difference in the end, every vote matters because every voice matters. Â To vote is to have some small say in the shaping of history. Â
I know, and itâs unfair to the people that have to suffer through it. Yes, Iâm both a citizen of Israel and England, although due to a tour I was unable to go on my birthright. But, I was technically born there and my family used to go every summer so I would have just barely qualified to begin with. Thatâs true, and their system is a nod to their democratic routes, but itâs quite difference because you vote for a party instead of a person. The leader of that party is who becomes prime minister. So, Netanyahu is chairman of the Likud party. Theyâre basically the extreme right wing combined with liberalism, ironically.
Not even seeing Cinderella could distract me from everything. I just... I know I shouldnât be talking about my political views but Iâm very disappointed in Netanyahu. I understand that ISIS is a threat and that Israel has had serious problems in the past especially with our borders, but when we went through centuries fighting to be recognized why canât we just recognize Palestine? I wish I had been able to travel there for election day earlier this week. It probably wouldnât have made a difference, but every vote counts. Thatâs what they say, innit?
You know, I never really did watch Encyclopedia Brown but I was really into Nancy Drew and theyâre the same thing, right? Stop, I look like a fucking trainwreck when I wake up. Youâre the one who wakes up flawless ala Beyonce. I always want my clingy boyfriend to go everywhere with me. â-Techincally, clingy fiance.
I didnât know it was a show, but I read the books. I didnât know about Nancy Drew, but from what Iâve heard theyâre pretty similar. No, I think you look beautiful. Whatâs that one song? Youâre a trainwreck, but I wouldnât love you if you changed? Iâm not Bey, Iâm more... I think Iâm more of a Rih-type. Oh, dropping the f-bomb. Not feminism, or fuck, the other f bomb.
ââI canât stop makinâ weird faces at the cameraâs âcause they freak me out so much. And whyâs it gotta be all cloudy and rainy in Tulsa when weâre here? This blows. I hate rain.â
âIâm sure it makes them smile, donât worry. I think the rain can be nice, but Iâm a bit biased, coming from Leeds.â
New Orleans, Louisiana. Itâs pretty much a party every day there. They wonât have the parade as big as the one they have in New Orleans though, with the cute children on the trolley.
Oh, right, you mentioned Mardi Gras - of course itâs New Orleans. They feature children on the trolley in the middle of a city where drunks are stumbling around? Are you sure thatâs entirely safe?
Have you ever just looked around and realized that nothing matters? No matter what you do in your life, you are just a tiny spec in the universe and we are all just distracting ourselves until our inevitable end.
Thatâs... You alright there, mate?
Since weâre gonna have cameras on us 24/7 for the next week, I did a little snooping for those of us who need a little breather from being picture perfect. Thereâs a little underground club in Tulsa thatâs throwing this big St. Paddyâs bash and I have three lucky tickets so if you wanna go drink incessantly with people who are probably Irish somewhere in their family tree, hit me up.
Oh, youâre such a little sleuth. Youâre just like Encyclopedia Brown. I think you always look beautiful. Maybe when you wake up youâre not picture perfect, but youâre beautiful. Am I invited or do you not want your clingy boyfriend to come?
Some guy asked me if the carpet matches the drapes today. Iâm not sure if he was more shocked by the fact that I didnât slap him upside the head or the fact that my response was âwell Iâm not bald â â
I thought that was a question aimed toward redheads. I âppose it can be asked of anyone, though. At least you took it with a grain of salt - I hope he was too shocked to ask that of anyone else.
Itâs such a bummer we wonât be in NOLA for St. Patrickâs Day. Although itâs no Mardi Gras there, Iâve heard itâs still pretty festive. I was looking forward to the clover headbands and green beads too.
What is NOLA? I mean, El Paso will probably have something - St. Paddyâs is generally just known as a day of drinking. Iâm sure theyâll celebrate it somehow.
Good, as you should. The fuck? This mate just likes to do his fair share of pushing around, yeah? Come on, itâd be hilarious. Plus, itâd look like we were engaged and thatâs a bit ridiculous. Just pray that it doesnât get stuck on my finger, then we might run into a bit of a problem.
From a psychological standpoint, it was probably inner anger. Although, I have no degree so thatâs purely assumption - most likely a pretentious assumption. I want everyone to know that weâre engaged, especially Roxy. Ah, butter. Or water. If you exercise or eat foods high in salt, it actually causes your fingers to swell.
I mean, it could happen. But, I hold myself back. Oh, got it. He pushed me once, heâs not exactly my kind of lad. Donât worry, I wouldnât sell it. Iâve already got enough cash. But I canât promise that I wonât wear it around until she has a freak attack and finally notices that sheâs lost it.
Alright, Iâll trust you enough. Yeah, he pushed me too - no reason either. Good, that was five monthsâ salary. I suppose that would be a little funny, but it could be worse so I wonât yell at you if you do.
@roxannekolt: @jessekolt i'd probably get sawyer
@jessekolt: @roxannekolt sure, jan.