let's cause a scene;

@jaspervalentine: copy and paste some irrelevant lyrics here.

[fkarchie]

Whenever it’s time to leave a place I feel like I will miss it a lot. Had a great time in Mexico, and I think in honor of that I won’t drink any more margaritas until tour is over. I will still take the occasional tequila shot though.

[jasperidk-blog]

Are the margaritas really what you will miss the most about Mexico?

[jasperidk-blog]

archie&jasper; ways to go

After coming up for air, Jasper rubbed his eyes from the sudden rush of chlorine that blurred his vision. He shook his head as he saw the familiar face right next to him in the pool and he didn’t waste any time splashing him like the immature child he was. “I didn’t actually think you would pull me in with you, you shit.” He couldn’t help but let out a laugh though as Archie was actually the first to ruin his little mischievous plan of shoving people into the pool while they weren’t paying attention. The past few weeks had been a bit messy emotionally for Jasper, especially after that specific night of cuddling followed by confessions. He knew he shared a bit too much that night, but it was hopefully for the best. He hated lying to Archie and after years time of the same old lies, he knew he had to get it off his chest somehow. The thing that Jasper despised the most though was the fact that he couldn’t for the life of him stop thinking about Archie. Of course he thought of him a lot before, but suppressing his feelings started to become second nature for him. Although, once that kiss undoubtedly refreshed his memory--he was definitely back to square one. He swam over to the edge over the pool, leaning his arm over the side for support. “I also wasn’t aware that you had cat-like reflexes.” Jasper spoke up once more as he rolled his eyes in a playful manner. “But, I guess my night of mischief is possibly over--possibly, not entirely. I was really wondering how long it would take ‘til I actually ended up in the water.” He chuckled lightly as he attempted to fix his now dampened hair, averting his eyes down as he wasn’t sure if he was ready to face making eye contact with his best mate just yet--mostly because he wasn’t exactly sure where they stood after not bringing up the kiss for weeks now... and even though Jasper was the king of avoidance, he was determined to bring it up at some point.

[fkarchie]

It’s only stupid when you lose, like everything else. Well, I learned it from you, didn’t I?

[jasperidk-blog]

Please, no one even likes Monopoly. It takes forever and you don’t even feel like playing anymore after like twenty minutes into it. You did, but that doesn’t mean you can steal my thunder.

[fkarchie]

You’re supposed to trust me, you twat. Aren’t you? Could have fooled me. You can’t take it back, you love my face, don’t you?

[jasperidk-blog]

Yeah, yeah. Monopoly is a stupid game anyways, so whatever. You know that cocky isn’t a good look on you, Arch. I’d suggest you cut it out.

[fkarchie]

Different from you, I don’t cheat, Jasper. ‘M pretty sure you cheated many of those times you won anything. A bit of a baby, yeah. You’re full of compliments, aren’t you?

[jasperidk-blog]

How am I supposed to know that? I was asleep and you could have easily been up to no good. I’m not a cheater, come on. Did I say beautiful? I meant to say dumb.

[louchimp]

[jasperidk-blog]

@jaspervalentine: @ArchieKingsley before I pushed him in the pool...

[fkarchie]

I will always bring that up, Jas. You should know that. I did not cheat! I won fair and square and you were too much of a baby to admit it. Fine, be happy.

[jasperidk-blog]

Well, you really shouldn’t. That game took us at least two days, how do I know that you didn’t rig it while I was asleep? ‘M not a baby. Good, there’s that beautiful smile.

[fkarchie]

There’s always a first time. Actually, I beat you in Monopoly that one time and you threw a tantrum, remember? Why are you hating on my face, Jas? S’not like I can get a new one.

[jasperidk-blog]

Don’t remind me of that, alright? That wasn’t one of my best nights. Plus, I’m sure that you cheated anyway. Ugh, stop being dramatic. No more pouting, please? Come on and give me a smile.

[no-one-is-homes-deactivated2015]

Not until you move all the way to one side and fall off. I literally just proved you wrong again, so ha! You’d still be extreme.

[jasperidk-blog]

Well, I wouldn’t move all the way to one side and fall off. I’m not a clumsy shit, Nat.

[duncanidk]

Are you going to be my floatie?

[jasperidk-blog]

I guess we could say that.

[rafi-seif-blog]

But, I really would rather have my smoothie on the side

[jasperidk-blog]

You can take your smoothie in the water, mate. Just don’t spill it. Oh wait, how about some hot tub time instead?

[fkarchie]

Are you scared you’ll lose then? I wasn’t pouting, I have no idea what you’re talking about. 

[jasperidk-blog]

Nope, not at all. I’m not a loser, Arch. You know this. Don’t act oblivious to that pout or I’ll have to wipe it right off of your face.

[fcknadine]

I’m being honest with you! Don’t you want someone who is honest on your team?

[jasperidk-blog]

Not sure... you’ve become more like an enemy rather than a teammate.

[no-one-is-homes-deactivated2015]

The noodle barely floats and it barely helps. Floaties were made for helping. Exactly! You’d rather beat me up than save a life, silly tit.

[jasperidk-blog]

It floats just fine, babe. Noodles don’t deflate and floaties do, so ha! Well, I wouldn’t be that extreme.

[rafi-seif-blog]

Because I don’t find the appeal in such activity

[jasperidk-blog]

Stop being lame, Raf. Get in the damn pool with me.

[duncanidk]

I’m not really sure, but I’ll have your back if you have mine.

[jasperidk-blog]

I’ll have your back... in the water.

[problcmatics-deactivated2016081]

Not if I get your little baby bitch self first.

[jasperidk-blog]

You can try all you want, but it’s not happening.