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@shdaisie: two iphones walk into a bar... i forget the rest.

[scottysoboring]

Loser? – Yes of course we can. Can we get it tattooed though?

[shdaisie-blog]

Exactly. Tattooed? Like, a permanent one? It’d look pretty cool, but I don’t know if I’m badass enough for that... isn’t it painful?

[fkarchie]

Whenever it’s time to leave a place I feel like I will miss it a lot. Had a great time in Mexico, and I think in honor of that I won’t drink any more margaritas until tour is over. I will still take the occasional tequila shot though.

[shdaisie-blog]

What if I catch you drinking a margarita though? Do I have permission to ground you?

[itscamilizer]

[shdaisie-blog]

@shdaisie: “second to the right, and then straight on till morning”

[no-one-is-homes-deactivated2015]

Yeah, that sounds wicked. I’ll work out with you! Maybe we can try some Zumba too. I heard it’s supposed to be a lot of fun. That’s what I was saying! I guess, he likes soggy food. Yeah, I’ll navigate you too. I’ve got a great sense of direction.

[shdaisie-blog]

Yay! I’ve always wanted to try Zumba. It looks like loads of fun. Soggy food doesn’t sound too appetizing and that’s coming from the girl who eats fries off of dirty surfaces. He’s just ridiculous. Great, then get your butt in the water and push me around!

[dahliarose]

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[no-one-is-homes-deactivated2015]

You might die of pain, but you’ll be well worked out. One for each of his limbs and then the one left over is for his food apparently. I’ll make sure no one touches your floaties, okay? You’ve got a smart plan. I can’t ruin it. You should have someone navigate you so you don’t have to swim.

[shdaisie-blog]

Would you work out with me? Be my accountability partner? He’s going to have his food floating in the water? That’s gross! What if it falls in? Thank you, Nat. Will you navigate me?

[jfcandrew-deactivated20160313]

Fuck it, let’s just do it in flats. I can see it now, Don’t cha wish ya girlfriend was short like me?

[shdaisie-blog]

Oh my god. You’re a genius, I swear. I’m totally in.

[jfcandrew-deactivated20160313]

I’ll just try it with some heels, yeah?

[shdaisie-blog]

You’re so smart, yes! Does that mean I can join too? We’ll be short Pussycat Dolls together. Even though I can’t walk very well in heels... but I can attempt it.

[giventakes]

You learn somethin’ new everyday.

[shdaisie-blog]

What if I physically remove myself from the squad first and then sing Sharpay? Then there would be absolutely no punishment for me!

[jfcandrew-deactivated20160313]

I think I’d be too short. Aren’t they all like model height?

[shdaisie-blog]

Nonsense! You could still rock it, no matter what the height.

[no-one-is-homes-deactivated2015]

I think you’re gonna need to work often with, Piper, to get you in shape, babes. But Elias is already being greedy and wants five. I’ll hide to for you though so you can grab it whenever you want. What if the pool takes you to the shallow end?

[shdaisie-blog]

You think so? I feel like after one session with her, I might die of pain. Five? What does he need five for? Thank you! Please don’t let El steal my floaties, okay? Then I’ll swim back to the deep end and start again.

[jfcandrew-deactivated20160313]

Isn’t it just the best?

[shdaisie-blog]

Yes, I definitely think you could pull off being a Pussycat Doll!

[giventakes]

If any of you come near me singing that stupid Sharpay song, I’m going to need you to hand in your squad membership card and find the nearest exist. Thank you.

[shdaisie-blog]

I didn’t even know I was apart of a squad to begin with!

[no-one-is-homes-deactivated2015]

So you don’t actually need the floaties? You just want to go in the deep end and float around?

[shdaisie-blog]

Exactly! I like to swim in the deep end, but I’m always out of breath by the time I get to the wall to hold on to... so the floaties would definitely come in handy. So, now I can just float around and see where the pool current takes me.

[jfcandrew-deactivated20160313]

Don’t cha wish ya girlfriend was fun like me!

[shdaisie-blog]

Ooh, my jam!

[no-one-is-homes-deactivated2015]

In case anyone is wondering, I’m supplying the floaties and they even got wicked designs on them. Better safe than sorry, am I right?

[shdaisie-blog]

God, you’re always one step ahead of my brain. I’d love some floaties, please! Swimming in the deep end can get super tiring.

[intheforcst-deactivated20160804]

The inside of my sheets.

[shdaisie-blog]

Can I disappear with you in there? It sounds like fun, are we going into another dimension?