[hyfrnegan]

Seize the lake. Or something like that. (at Lake Delhi Rec Dam)

[hyfrnegan]

Seize the lake. Or something like that. (at Lake Delhi Rec Dam)

[thenatsdorf]

Helpful big brother.

[pale-manmi]

I’m literally crying 😭

[groovygawd]

Good man

[lyricallymnded]

writer in the dark // lorde

[hyfrnegan]

everybody's unproblematic faves doing what we do best- being cute

[theperksofbeingaperk]

[javaalavaa]

[xxwzrdxx]

@NorthKorea

[imsoshive]

if we being honest, rihanna doesn’t seem like the best person to text in a crisis

[camronspink-mink]

I feel like she’s the type to text back 5 hours later like “you good? 👀”

[betterthankanyebitch]

[safarirozay]

Honestly me

[ardnale]

Meeee

[justalittlelostt]

I need my shorty to be this extra

[princessamericachavez]

Today Harry James Potter is 37 years old.

He’s lived two decades more than the age he was when he willingly died.

So he refuses to eat his birthday cake unless Ginny admits he’s 20 years old.

What do you mean I’m almost 40? No. I died at 17 and was reborn. Technically. I’m twenty. I’m practically a young boy. Don’t “Dad” me. I’m twenty years old. Ron, tell them.

[pleasefireme]

Please fire me. I work at McDonald’s and last week I spent 15 minutes trying to explain to an old man they we do not sell hot dogs (McDogs as he claimed it) then he threatened to report me for “withholding products from him”!

[sinbadism]

hes from an alternate timeline

[cuttlefishlovr]

the McDogs man actually proves the multiverse theory

[babyanimalgifs]

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

[pleatedjeans]

[tamamita]

I love how the monkey from Aladdin is just called “Dad” if you translate “Abu”

[pokemaster7]

are you telling me that he calls the monkey “daddy”

[tamamita]

By Allah, not on this post you don’t

[dailyladylyrics]

Supercut | Lorde

[onlytwitterpics]

[saiasus]

Nothing > straight men

[teerofinale]

Ok but mathematically you’re saying nothing is greater than straight men implying that straight men are amazing or something

[saiasus]

[dicksplit]

[atypicalfrenchho]

Not technically. Technically he’s saying that straight men are less than nothing. Meaning that you my dear have clearly mixed up the meanings between than and then, than being a comparative, where as then is an absolute. So you failed both math and English boo.

[dicksplit]