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The gigantic SWTOR Encyclopedia is such a fun item. I’ll be browsing along for reference material, and just run along little gems like this.

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Of course I didn't show up. I was taking a carbonite nap.

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For the record, I’m still here. It’s not easy running what amounts to supply lines. I juggle more reports and conflicting personalities than the base shrink, I’ll bet.

that-one-alliance-jedi

We could ask Arcann for help with the last part, I think?

hylo-visz-ibility

Letting Arcann do my job for five minutes will either give us five days of laughs or five days of disaster cleanup.

...I’m in.

For the record, I'm still here. It's not easy running what amounts to supply lines. I juggle more reports and conflicting personalities than the base shrink, I'll bet.

actuallanabeniko

I swear everytime the commander runs around in those dancer outfits a little bit of me wishes they would cover up but the rest is oddly attracted to that mess of a being.

that-one-alliance-jedi

It’s a good thing you don’t know whom he borrows these outfits from.

actuallanabeniko

It’s you isn’t it? Or maybe it’s theron. Hmm.. or maybe Gault. Gault has a terrible fashion sense.

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I gave up trying to keep Gault decently dressed.

actuallanabeniko

This font makes everything look good

Guackamoli

hylo-visz-ibility

...is this going to be another avocado joke? You better pay me with coffee.

armchair-therapist-arcann

Wanna hear a pizza joke

My face?

actuallanabeniko

I was going to make an actual joke about it being cheesy but now I feel bad

hylo-visz-ibility

Thanks, you’re both making me hungry. All I have is toast.

actuallanabeniko

I feel like my soul just left my body

therealtheronshan

Don’t you Sith have to trade in your soul for those red lightsabers? That’s how it works, right?

actuallanabeniko

If I had enough mental stamina to deal with you right now I would give you a snarky remark.

hylo-visz-ibility

I've been told this is the mentality of everyone who works in retail.

Huh. Looks like Okarr was hiding on Earth.

actuallanabeniko

Stop saying I need marriage counseling I’m not married yet

armchair-therapist-arcann

Where do you see yourself in five years?

Does that image include marriage?

Maybe you are simply in denial?

actuallanabeniko

I want to be married HEY LEAVE ME ALONE

spirit-guru-vaylin

Well, since apparently I am on the list of preferred wives, you know where to find me when you want, sith.

swtorramblings

And may you find much happiness.

armchair-therapist-arcann

Have I caused this by accident?

I had never realized I am this good at psychology.

…or matchmaking.

senya-tirall

No one ever tell me anything. When is the wedding then ? Congratulation Vaylin. I’m happy for you.

If you’ll excuse me now I will g o back to my quarters and weep

spirit-guru-vaylin

I-…what?….Who- who took this? I demand to know who has been spying on me!

Mother, no one is getting married- don’t go jumping to conclusions.

But more importantly- why don’t I remember this?

Lana, care to spark my memory?

actuallanabeniko

I find this shocking but I’m not entirely sure when this happened.

Nor am I against it

When did this happen

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Don't worry, Senya, I wasn't invited either. Stop by my office and we'll toast the happy couple (and grumble at the rudeness of being left out).

actuallanabeniko

Holy shit Lana who is the Traitor I NEED to know

It’s theron.

therealtheronshan

Only a traitor would blame someone else.

It’s Lana.

actuallanabeniko

Only a traitor would say that.

therealtheronshan

What if we’re both traitors?

actuallanabeniko

Are you playing the x files theme I can hear it outside of my room

hylo-visz-ibility

...no one ever suspects the droids.

I mean, not that I do, but hey.

on a scale of 1 to 10 how expensive it is to smuggle a body in complete discretion ? i don't want my father to find out i damaged my brother by accident :(

You’ll probably want to keep it cold, to keep the smell down. That’d cost a bit more. If he’s still alive, carbonite might work best. Or you could disguise it as a funeral casket...

So, assuming you don’t want any authorities looking your way, 10.

hoiist

Senya might be space mom

but Hylo Visz is vodka aunt

@hylo-visz-ibility

Damn right I am.

I’m vored.

Beniko...that word...please tell me that was a typo. I do -not- want to know what you and Shan do.

...not on a public channel anyway.

Ohai! I was thinking, maybe you, as a notorious fashion icon, could give me or people out there in general some advises so Alliance could continue alliancing with style?

Well, sure, kid. The most important thing to remember is, if you’re not comfortable wearing it, it doesn’t matter how pretty or expensive the getup is–it’s trash.

If you’re humanoid and your species needs to wear footgear, make sure it’s not pinching or rubbing anything, or so wide your feet keep moving around too much. Likewise for pants (or skirts, or whatever you’re into)–you don’t want ‘em falling off your butt, now do you? But you want to move freely enough to be comfortable.

Tops have some more wiggle room. Not every species–or every member of every species!–have much in the way of chest, but if you do, you’ll want something big enough to take them into account. And don’t worry if you’re as flat as a board, there’s plenty out there that looks just as cute (and is probably easier to wear).

Wear whatever is comfortable for you, and makes you feel good. Spending all the credits in the galaxy on some sleek, shiny dress or a suit is just throwing it away on garbage if you feel like crap wearing it. And don’t pay much attention to anything gendered; the only time that matters is if you have humanoid female attributes that need to be accommodated, like wider hips and large breasts.

That being said, I’d actually pay to see a Wookiee in an evening gown. That’d be great.

#Not sure I count as a fashion icon #but hey this isn't terrible advice right?#I mean I'm comfortable in vests and boots and long shirts and pants #but I'd feel awkward in a tiny skirt and skimpy top #maybe a long dress would be nice I'll look into it