Stage Play "Promise of Wizard" Etude Series Part 1
ad lib crosstalk between Bradley, Arthur, Shylock, Owen, and Mithra ft. Chloe during the Jun 23rd, matinée show
Bradley: "Damn, this stuff is good!"
Shylock: "That was a drink that Rutile recently helped conceptualize."
Bradley: "Huh... What sort of drink is it?"
Shylock: "A soju by the name of..."
ping~
Bradley: "Fuck, don't scare me like that!"
Shylock: "Come again?"
Bradley: "Huh? Just now there was a weird sound."
Shylock: "Ah, that is a sound that I commissioned that has gained quite the following around here recently."
Bradley: "Huh? You put it there?"
Shylock: "I certainly did."
Bradley: "Huh... Weird hobbies you've got there."
Shylock: "Oh my, but the numbers of reservations I've received since implementing it has increased."
Bradley: "You do advanced reservations?"
Shylock: "I certainly do."
Bradley: "Is'at so... weird customers you got then." "Man, I've even lost interest in knowing the name of the damn drink. I mean its delicious so whatever..."
bell ringing
Arthur: "Good evening!"
Bradley: "If it isn't the central prince himself."
Shylock: "It is quite rare to see you at my establishment, Arthur-sama. Please, take any seat that you would like."
Arthur: "Thank you. So this is Shylock's bar..."
Bradley: "...A'right, looks like Oz ain't around..."
Arthur: "If you have business with Oz-sama, I believe he is resting in his quarters at this hour. If you have need of him, allow me to go summon him!"
Bradley: "Oi! Hold up, hold up, hold the fuck up you idiot! Over my dead body! The hell would I have anything to do with that dude?!"
Shylock: "Arthur-sama, what would you like to drink tonight?"
Arthur: "Let's see... something that can calm the nerves, please."
Shylock: "Understood."
Bradley: "What, so even princes got their princely worries, huh." "Did you get bullied at the castle or something? If you ever feel like burying 'em six feet under, I wouldn't mind lending a hand or two."
Arthur: "Not at all, I'm being treated quite kindly by those at the castle."
Bradley: "Is that so... then whats with the glum face?"
Arthur: "The Eastern Wizards will be departing on their first mission shortly to a budding riot, one that has a high possibility of boiling over."
Bradley: "So that's why you're worried? What a load of crock."
Shylock: "Here you are."
Arthur: "Thank you."
Bradley: "Listen up, princeling. Easties are a dismal, gloomy, and cowardly lot. Troublesome jobs like taking care of a riot are right up their alley. So just kick back and take it easy would ya."
Arthur: "Is that so... I see! Bradley, you must have quite a lot of faith in the Eastern wizards in that case!"
Bradley: "Did you even hear a word that came out of my mouth? When the fuck did I ever say that?!"
Mithra: "So that is how it is, I see."
Owen: "As expected of the ever kind boss of a bandit gang. What a joke."
Bradley: "When did you bastards show up?!"
Arthur: "It very well may be that by worrying about them, I must have gravely insulted them in the process. Thank you for assuaging my worries, Bradley!" "I should also extend my thanks to you, Shylock. The tea was wonderfully delicious."
Shylock: "I am glad it is to your taste." "And what will you two like to drink tonight?"
Mithra: "Then I will be having..."
ping~
Mithra: "Cassi-Ore" [1]
Bradley: "The fuck was that?! Don't you pose like you're about to cast your spell, damn it! Did you make a reservation or some shit?"
Mithra: "Hm."
Bradley: "The hell is with that smug face?"
Mithra: "Hah..."
Bradley: "Don't you 'Hah" me."
Shylock: "And what about you, Owen? What would you like to drink?"
Owen: "I'll take..."
ping~
Owen: "Kahlua Milk" [2]
Bradley: "You cut that shit out!" "Stop it with the ping! Don't you bring that out too! Cut it out!"
Shylock: "Why not? Isn't it fine?"
Bradley: "It isn't."
Shylock: "But I like it."
Bradley: "Who cares."
Shylock: "Arthur-sama, what would you like to drink?"
Arthur: "Very well, then I shall be having..."
ping~
Arthur: "Some tea."
Bradley: "Tea?! Some tea?!?!" "Now hold on just a sec. 'Arthim' turning into 'Cassi-Ore' I can get. 'Quare Mori' yeah? It kind of translates to 'Kahlua Milk.' But where the hell did your 'Pernoctant Nixzo' go? The syllables are way off!"
Arthur: "I see."
Bradley: "Yeah."
Arthur: "Is that bad?"
Bradley: "That's not what I'm saying, damn it." "But you know, it's not that shabby, that ping thing. Alright then, let me take a crack at it."
...
Bradley: "Ring it, damn it! Why am I the only one it doesn't go off for?! Come on, ring it for me!"
Shylock: "You wish for it to ring?"
Bradley: "I sure do! I just saw 'em do it too!"
Shylock: "I see, very well then. Bradley, what would you like to drink?"
Bradley: "Alright then, I'll be getting myself..."
meeeh~
Bradley: "Fuuuuccccckkkkkkkk Yooouuuuuuuu!!!!" "The fuck is wrong with you!!!!!! When you ping for him, him, and him, you should also ping for me, damn it! Don't you fucking meeeh me!" "Oi where did you go, oi!"
Owen: "What happened..."
Bradley: "Oi, what's wrong with you."
Shylock: "Apologies, the glasses simply..."
Bradley: "Oh so its the glass, huh."
Shylock: "They were in need of some re-organizing."
Bradley: "You're a weird one... Oi, the hell are all of you looking in that direction for?!"
Arthur: "Apologies"
Bradley: "This is all wrong, at least do it properly until the end, man!"
Shylock: "So? In the end, what will you two have to drink tonight?"
Owen: "I'll go for that chocolate one I had last time."
Mithra: "Then I will have the priciest item on the menu."
Shylock: "Are you sure about that?"
Mithra: "Of course. After all..."
Mithra & Owen: "It will be Bradley's treat."
Bradley: "Hah?! You've tired me out so much, why do I have to pick up the fucking tab too?"
Arthur: "The Northern Wizards truly do get along very well!"
Bradley: "Shut the fuck up."
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Chloe: "I pray that the Eastern Wizards will safely complete their first mission!"
ping~ [3]
Chloe: "Suispicibo Voitengok!"
[1] Short for Cassis Orange, a sweet fruit based cocktail, recommended for first time drinkers [2] As the name suggests, its a cocktail made by mixing 1 part Kahlua (a rum and coffee liqueur) and 2 parts milk [3] Yes, the ping for the joke drinks and the spell casting are the same sound effect www the meeh sound is from Lennox's sheep












