The Hypocritical Dadaist

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[angeban]

thanks Cagliostro~ commissioned by @hypdadaist

[miraclemaya]

lesbian pervert kiana kaslana

[gingik]

[kepplu]

Knight Moonbeam

[panaran]

uuu!

[toskarin]

I don’t understand the sexual appeal of elves. Could you help clarify for me?

we're gonna start with the basics: imagine an ear that comes to a point

[aeon-azo]

The hell is wrong with my copy of RAD?

[felderwin]

Imagining a universe where Astarion is like a halfling or something and we’re all making posts like “if Astarion was an elf you guys would finally gaf about him”

[the-big-mood]

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[journeymanfool]

[transgenderer]

every spelunker should go in with a cyanide tooth capsule so if they get stuck they can take the gentle way out instead of being tortured by the earth for 72 hours and then dying anyway

[transgenderer]

@kropotkindersurprise said:

it should be an explosive device, so they widen that part of the cave at the same time and no other spelunkers will get stuck there

beautiful vision. i love the idea of a minecraft-style world where if you explode underground it just clears a radius

[jetix]

‘Puyo Puyo 4’ (1999) on Dreamcast

[tainbocuailnge]

fate lore discussion moodboard

[tainbocuailnge]

[kaibutsushidousha]

[koyoriin]

THE // KISS

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[mantisliberationfront]

I think venus flytraps should be intelligent and ambulatory. I think they should get into the cupboards. I think they should purr when you pet them.

[prismatic-bell]

OP there is an entire Broadway musical explaining why you don’t want that

[bbcwhereareyou]

There’s a Broadway musical about them, too.

[cipheramnesia]

There’s gotta be a better way to learn about things than Broadway musicals.

[fiore-firelily]

your training is not nearly complete... try to land even a single blow on me, and I may acknowledge your strength *you lay me flat with a single light jab and I don't get up or move until I'm wheeled out of the room and the real sensei finally shows up a few minutes later*

[hypdadaist]

The problem with reading through KimiNozo is that at the very least the start of the story (I don't know if he improves) Narumi Takayuki is a fucking insufferable clown and I want him dead every time I see his inner dialogue.

[japanese-movie-god-at-yahoo]