don't read books

when you read books your eyeballs wither away, leaving the bare sockets.19, new york and montreal.

[kayinnasaki]

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St. Vincent @ The Met, 8/25/11 Photographed by Alin Tolea

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[happy2bsmiling]

I almost forgot my briefcase!

[diacrit]

it contains important lab results

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Me in 5th grade: I will never smoke or drink or do any drugs ever

Me now: I probably wouldn't do meth

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[meanplastic]

[pardonmewhileipanic]

BLESS THIS FUCKING CHILD OMG

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[urokuzu]

「ソーダ」/「ぬこマス」の作品 [pixiv] #pixitail

[heavensgladyoucame]

[hazardousmind]

Michael Jackson tells Bubbles the chimp in sign language to sit the fuck down and stop stealing sips of his tea. 

That’s the most gangsta thing I’ve ever seen.

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[chillyfeetsteak]

i have never played this game nor do i intend to but i would watch a full length feature film of this shit i swear

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[reservoir-chronicle]

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ngl i went searching to find something from this anime to reblog but it was soooo good that i don't feel ashamed at all

[gunnerfoodcourt-deactivated2015]

"HITTING ON THE OMLET GUY PART DEUX"

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the joke is that hardboiled is like hard like penis

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[gunnerfoodcourt-deactivated2015]

DURING THE “FOOD FIGHT” FIASCO, ANNIE PULLED OUT HER TRUSTY .50 CALIBER PERCUSSION AND LANDED SOME MEATSHOTS ON UNSUSPECTIN PUBS

HER KILLSTREAK WAS FINALLY ENDED WHEN LEGENDARY GG2 SNIPER PENGUINPOPPER420 DISARMED HER USING A BAG OF KITTENS AND A LASER POINTER

[kvthrine]

My shibe resting its head on the corg

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THAT’S NOT WHIPPED CREAM………………..……………..……………..……………..……………..……………..……………..……………..……………..……………..……………..……………..……………..……………..……………..……………..……………..……………..……………..……………..……………..……………..……………..……………..……………..……………..……………..……………..……………..……………..……………..V