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jenny

[thebootydiaries]

Leading skincare experts: hot water is actually bad for your skin jsyk

Me: that's unfortunate *continues to boil my flesh in the shower*

[thebootydiaries]

job application: describe your most recent leadership role

me: sometimes at crosswalks i'm the first one to start jaywalking and everyone follows me

[stark-tony]

me, as a child lining up stuff in rows: now this is how you have fun

[carazelaya]

[cringepics]

absolute worst attempt at a sting i’ve ever seen

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

I’m on mobile and the picture won’t load but please leave this poor bee alone he has done nothing wrong

[foxpurr]

This is like 2 posts for the price of none

[princessanomaly-deactivated2020]

[unpretty]

when i saw the headline ‘golf digest helps free man from prison’ i thought it was gonna be, like

“he’s clearly in the background of this golf photo! that proves he wasn’t at the crime scene!!”

as opposed to, like

“this guy in prison sent us his cool golf fanart but we didn’t want to promo a serial killer, so we looked into his case and thought it looked pretty flimsy and probably racially motivated”

(here’s the first article from 2012 and the followup)

[solitarelee]

this was a fucking wild ride in a GOLF MAGAZINE

[bemusedlybespectacled]

“It’s embarrassing for the legal system that for a long time the best presentation of the investigation was from a golf magazine.” OH MY GOD

[softwaring]

me

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

once i get sexy im done with this funny shit no more jokes no more personality just sexy

[smalltalktorture]

tumblr i am literally begging you to let me reblog your shitpost ads

[bob-belcher]

[biologylabs]

[teenagerposts]

the fray: where did i go wrong….. i lost a friend…..  somewhere along in the bitterness….. and i would have stayed up with you all night……  had i known how to save a life……

12 year old me:

[rigbymoved3]

[unclefather]

*points a gun at my computer screen* don’t make me read the word “owo” again

[gottfriedvonleibniz]

how the fuck is this even real

[shogas]

it looks like ridely and isabelle are snake and cloud’s fursona’s

[nintendowiimote]

If i knew like 5% less about video games and you tried to tell me which of these characters were named Snake and Cloud and which ones were named Ridley and Isabelle i would NOT believe you

[artmagine]

Gift by Zezhou Chen

[onion-souls]

“No Prometheus-looking motherfucker is coming into my town and offering me a fucking stick! You’re lucky these old fuckers are holding me back, I swear to God!”

[belleandwhistle]

ok but pLEAAAAAAAAAASE scroll down and see the process gifs

[razzledazzy]

i’m losing my mind over the original sketch for this

[rynnay]

the real star of this piece 

[uzume-tennouboshi-official-deac]

Okay but this applies to all of this artist’s drawings apparently because

(look at the wolf specifically)

y’all i love this??

[imonlyadumpling]

Inspirational tbh