Hyper Dangan Ronpa SD Remix

An original story inspired by the Dangan Ronpa series and told in a format that is similar to the SA Let's Play. More information and a FAQ coming soon.

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Prologue - Part 3

Something unexpected popped out of the podium.

Upupupupupu!

Huh? 

Who are you?

More like what is that?

You ignorant bastards. I guess it’s time for your first lesson already!

Lesson… ?

That’s right. You ARE in a school after all!

*ahem* *cough cough*

Welcome to Hope’s Peak Academy! I’m your adorable principle, headmaster, and god. You can call me Monobear!

God?

Yeah right. That thing belongs in the bush, not an office.

No it’s true! I’ll be the leading factor in your lives from now on. Please take care of me. *Bow*

All right "Monobear". I don’t believe in magic or talking animals so you must be some sort of machine, and a high end one at that. Who are you really? What’s with this school? 

Pupupu. It seems I wasn’t mistaken about the talent within this year’s student body. However, don’t expect me to spill the beans just because you’re clever!

You act like a villain! I demand an explanation for all of this! Talk or meet the fists of justice!

Fists of justice?

I’m no evildoer! I’m your friend! Your guide! But if you threaten me again I will have punish you… severely. 

Hey hotshot, it’s best not to test this freak right now. You heard the lady. He’s an incredibly advanced machine. There’s no telling what he could be capable of.

Thanks for the compliment, you smug bastard.

Now then, if I could move the proceedings along… You 16 have been gathered here today because you exemplify the skills and hopes of nations all around the world. I have been tasked with watching you, keeping you safe, and helping to bring out your full potential. I will be monitoring your daily life here at Hope’s Peak for the duration of your stay. That is… forever! 

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Prologue Part 2

  Hello?

Heh… You’re late to the party.

Your clothes are a little bland… I can fix that!

Hey shut your mouth blondie. You insulted my outfit too!

I fail to see how this is relevant discussion right now.

…

Let’s get back on track. Are you a new student too?

Yes. My head is a bit… fuzzy though. What exactly is happening right now?

  We were all told to come here. Ignoring such a plea could put lives at risk!

I think… you’re blowing this… out of proportion…

Speaking of, can you believe this room that we’re in? I could shoot my next feature here! 

Amid the chaotic chatter of my new classmates, I paused to take my first real look at the Assembly Hall.

The walls rose at least 15 meters to meet the vaulted ceiling. At the far end of the room was a large podium. Behind the podium was an even larger desk.

The academy sigil sat on the wall, though it looked… off somehow.

Finally, there were 6 columns of benches, each 30 rows long. The space was enormous, yet only 16 people occupied it.

  Where is everyone else? Shouldn’t the whole school be here?

  You succeed at pointing out the obvious.

  Knock it off. There’s a 86.9% chance that we will all be in trouble if we do not work together and figure out what is going on.

  Isn’t it obvious? We’ve all been ensnared in a great mind puzzle… the finest I’ve ever seen!

  Wait… Mind puzzle? That sounds ridiculous. But… something did happen.

You noticed too? I thought only I had lost my blueprints…

But we ain’t lost. Y’all and I are at Hope’s Peak Academy’s Satellite School… Right?

*Nod* 

That’s correct, you bastards!

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Prologue - Part 1

Wha? Where am I? What happened?

I awoke sitting in a desk.

This is… an empty classroom? With no windows… ?

That’s odd. The school seemed to have thousands of them when I walked up to it.

A fancy projector board behind the teacher’s desk bore a message.

“A new era of global relations is upon us. You bastards better make your way to the Assembly Hall.”

That sounds more like a joke than anything… But maybe I should go anyway.

There’s no point in waiting around here.

I got up and exited the room. A sign outside said “Assembly Hall -->”.

Before long I found myself in a room with 15 other students. 

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Introduction

That certain school has been in the news a lot lately.

Apparently the board of directors has decided to open its doors to the world.

No one is quite sure why a satellite school has been founded to accept more international students; the press release was rather vague.

“The sole intention of this momentous change is to aid in the growth of Japan alongside the rest of the world.”

I believe that there are more reasons for this addition to an already massive and prestigious academic institution, though I am not particularly suspicious of the school’s motives.

I did not come to Hope’s Peak Academy’s Satellite School for International Studies to poke and prod at the foundations. An invitation to attend such a school is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and I intend to make the most of it.

People say that graduates are guaranteed successful careers and, as the world is becoming more and more interconnected, I feel as though I need every advantage I can get. I guess I’m another one of those who think of the school as “The Academy of Hope.”

There are two requirements for becoming a student at Hope’s Peak…

 1. One must be a high school student

 2. One must be top of their respective field

There are no entrance exams or application forms to fill out. The only way in is the invitation I mentioned earlier. The school comes to you or you don’t go to it.

How did I get to be standing before such an impressive academy? Maybe I should introduce myself. 

My name is 1̉̈̆̊ͯ͏̀́̀҉̜̫̞̣̞̪̦̫̦̗̰͕̰̮s̴̷̼̭̝̺̘̬̩͎͓̗̥̯͙̹̆̈́ͩ̉ͯ͝ͅt̉̀̅͂̑̿̓̚҉̱̹̖̹̹͍̻̩̠͇̙̖̠͖̪̦̮̼̘͘̕͡͡ ̵͍̦̩̙̬͓͐ͧ̀̈͘͜͡p̧̦̻͙̪͋̈́̿̿̈́̽̋̂̕͡e̴̴̶̢̜̩̺̘͎̬͕͕ͮ͋ͮ͌̍͗̎͐̌̆̂ͫ̾ͧͧ̏̒̊͘r͊ͤ̏͂ͬͨͬ͑̎̈́̉̃̆̌͗̂̓̚͘͟͏̳̙̬̳͖̜͔̣͙s̽͋̈ͫ͌̂͒͊̇̚҉̵̢͚̥͉͈́̕o̢̭̹̫̼̪̘̤̭͙͎̖͊ͦ́͂̊ͩ̿̄ͨ͐̈́ͧͬͧ̏ͬ͡n̨͗̃̾͂̆̌̐̔̃ͯ̊ͤ̿ͬ̈ͨ̀̚҉̨͏̘͍͔̜̣̺͇̞̯͖̗ ͖and I f̝̐̓ͦͥͩͦe͓̞̱̘̳̎ͣͧͫ̅e̙̙̒͊̉l̳̟̱̩̰͕̏̄̇ ͕̼̓̾͌̌͒ͥͨẉ̘͔̥̠̽̅͌̓ͨͬͨe̞̓̊ͮ͑̈́̇i͓̖̫̲̲̽͛r̙̖̲̠̫͜ͅd̝̱̞̯̏ͤ.̷̮̏̋̉ ̺̗̃̈̅̉Ť̝̖̩̘͚̗ͅh͢e̟̹̼̮̘̱̲ͤͦ̿ ̷͉̘̣̣͍̟͐̈̒ͩ̋̂͋ͅẃ̺̄͐̈́ͨ̏o̩̰͕̭ͬ͋̇ͅr̶̪͉̣̓ͥḷ̲̟͕͋̔̂̚͟ḓ̘͖̈̾̽͊ ̫̈i̡̞̠ͬͮ͌̿ͦŝ̷̲̹̘̬̣̤̭̾̓ͧ ̢̲͉̳̻̘͉ͩ̎̾͐̎ͮs̫̠̊͌͗͗̋l̜̦̹ͤͤ̉̾ipͯ̈́̈́҉̫̙̻p̟̳̗͓ͮ̽̃̑ͯi̺̪̱ͫͧͬ͌ͪ̚n͖͎͈͒͐̓ͥ͆ͧ͆g̡͓͖̩͍͍̜ͨ.̞̞͑̈́̈̿ͩ͟ ̡̩͕̞̿ͧͧ̓ͨͅW̡ͬh̠̝ͭ̑á͍̭̠̠ͧt̟̓̇̌͌̉̅̈́'̦̩̯́ͨ̍ͣ̽̔ŝ̝̮ͪ̀̚ ͪ̓̍ͯ͆̋gͭͣ̌ͥͥ҉o̢̻̟͖͈̺̦ͥͨͦͪ̽̽̊iͯ̉ͥͬͪ͂҉͔̲̬n̖͔̱̯̗̓̾g̔̋̔ͮ̄͂̏ ̨͓̗̺̰̦͚ͅo͈̰͇͑n͇̦̰̰̼̜ͯͪ̉͆̕ͅ?͎ͥͯ̀͌

End of Introduction.