PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Peter Solarz

Kaledo Art

if i look back, i am lost
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dirt enthusiast
noise dept.
Misplaced Lens Cap
Today's Document
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shark vs the universe
Three Goblin Art
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NASA

ē„ę„ / Permanent Vacation

JVL

izzy's playlists!
Acquired Stardust

oozey mess
RMH
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@hyperfixationhappyhour
One of the funniest things to me is that if Vox did manage to get to Heaven and he met Alastor's mom, he'd be desperately trying to get her to like him, while having to introduce himself as the man who beat the shit out of and kidnapped her son, then proceeded to wage war on heaven.
Like, bro, you are not going to win her over because you know how to pronounce New Orleans and learned her recipe for jambalaya. Let her baby up out of that chair!
āDo you think Alastor makes him play the sensory dancing fruit videos for him to fall asleepā
Almost makes one Sentimental
(Heart breaking)
Vox's dream XD
A thing I keep wondering about in that famous scene is how Vox claims "as long as I wipe that smile off Alastor's fucking face, I don't care what happens"
To which Alastor only answers by smiling harder through the pain and fear because he'll die before giving an inch.
But I'm always asking myself, did Vox truly want to wipe out that smile ? Would he have been satisfied if Alastor has finally shown emotion, weakness, if he had cared about Vox ? Would that sight have been able to bring back Vox from the edge of madness, even for just one moment?
Or did it not matter anyway because the love he once held had died, and he just wanted to burn and drag everyone with him ?
If Alastor had stopped smiling...
Vox would have folded
Vox would still have blown up everything
I actually think if Alastor had stopped smiling, it would've made it worse. Vox would've seen it as him mocking him again, especially if it's after he specifically said that's what he wanted. Vox got publicly humiliated because he got tricked by Al, called a moron and a creep, and even at his most powerful still couldn't beat Alastor alone. Vox was in that state of mind for multiple reasons, so even if Al genuinely stopped smiling and started begging Vox to stop, I can't see him believing it. Not after everything. He feels like he lost everything, and he's staring down the figurehead of his woes for the last 70 years. This was his last grip of a sense of control and he wasn't going to let anyone take it away from him. Him going to a 0% approval rating being what I think truly pushed him to the point of being willing to blow up Pride. He found out the one win he had over Alastor after all these years was at least partially a trick, he spent most of season 2 pushing the people closest to him away, and the public no longer loves him. He thinks he's lost everything. No amount of pleading would talk him down, and he'd be damned if he let Alastor humiliate him again. If Alastor stopped smiling, Vox would think it's just so he could get close enough to laugh in his face.
So, I went with option 2.
Heres my guest page for @itsgivingdemon s latest zine šā¤ļø I needed some wholesome staticradio
Thank you for having me, Demo!!!
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 36
Mettaton (Undertale)
Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 74
Bushroot (Darkwing Duck)
Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
Guys, guys, guys, guys guys guysguysguys
Look.
I know most Hazbin characters have been kicked in the nuts rn (NO DuCKING WAY THAT VOX IS WINNING AGAINST CORBEAU)
BUT
But
but
Wouldn't it be so funny if the one of the only canonically asexual character from hazbin hotel survived...
jingles keys
RADIOSTATIC FANSā
HELL, RADIOAPPLE FANS, RADIOJOY FANS, RADIODUST FANS, CHARLASTOR FANS
IMAGINE IF ALASTOR ATLEAST MAKES IT TO ROUND 2
IMAGINE ALASTOR BEING DISGUSTED, IMAGINE VOX FUMING AND WITH 7 ALT ACCS VOTING FOR ALASTOR. IMAGINE LUCIFER FUMING BECAUSE BUSHROOT (a duck) LOST. IMAGINE ANGLEDUST CALLING THE POLL BULLSHIT BECAUSE HE'S HOTTER. IMAGINE CHARLIE CHEERING HIM ON. IMAGINE EMILY CHEERING HIM ON
Imagine the fanart & drabbles if it came true........
PLEASE GUYS, GIVE HAZBIN FANS JUST ONE WIN.
IT WOULD BE SO FUCKING FUNNY GUYS
GUYS GUYS GUYS, MY LOSERS
GUYS PLEASEEEE
PLEASE SPEED I NEED THIS
PLEASE ROSIE I NEED THIS, ALASTOR'S KINDA STAFFLESS, HE LIVES IN A HOTEL.
(Will @ ALL Hazbin blogs that I follow, if it's annoying, please tell me and I will edit you out, im not a scam bot, just a guy who wants entertainment just as the deer-man intended: @cherry-blitz @rat-rambles @youthinkaboutme-yourradiodemon @ashlikesnow2 @voxtek-official @voxdaily @voxtek666news @voxtek @voxtekvox @alastors-totally-canon-deertail @yet-another-vox-ask-blog @glitzbot @light-up-the-new-world @redvexillum @elsa-fogen @necrotrick @hellvcifer @vvvoxask @cafecxonmilk @crezz-star @demonfizz @vincentwhittman-vox @vincentwhittman-vox2 @inuxi @mocvh, @scissormouth[IK YOU'RE NOT THECNICALLY A HZB BLOG BUT I SAW YOUR COMMENT, PLEASE MISS/SIR/MX.] @fromagegrains @sunlit-mess @killerkyw @valc0 @nonameoww @vvenuspng @rofroyo @syncrovoid-presents @ajyyna8 @drawbauchery @anondrawsfanart @assybi @kwsp747 @planetary-00 @childishsadism @mogamuncher @murukuaa @owoducks @moth-bytez @redridingdeer @tailofalastor @fizzfaz @kikithecorgi @hazbinhotelcanon @duckiewashere)
Play the eye stone game with me?
Perpetually smiling assholes and the grumpy tv heads that love hate them
Heyy happy pride month!! š«Ŗ
of course I drew these guys- canāt expect anything less
Alastor and Vox being rival/enemies with benefits, nothing sexual, they just, like, once a week put theirs difference aside and go to the bar to have fun like old time.
I saw a base for a collab and had to.
He's either regretting turning Vox down o he misses their platonic friendship already, hehe!