a new hope

USA ◘ She/Her ◘ Your usual mess of a human ◘ I put the B in LGBT+...

[pnglove]

[dykecinema]

[parkchanwoohoo]

We were supposed to go to Da Movies today but given that we stayed up until 4 talking we ended up missing it. Making yakult popsicles instead

[parkchanwoohoo]

Went for a walk it's hot as fuck came back sweaty but the yakult pops hit the spot PORFECTLY

[parkchanwoohoo]

Bro these popsicle molds are gamechangers I filled up one of the finished ones with coke and now I'm eating a coke pop I'm so happy :)

Called my lil brother and told him he should try this and he was like "What the f-- a yakult popsicle? That's so bad for you you're gonna be shitting for hours" and I was like "Oh yeah dude I've been shitting like a beast of the field, it's horrendous! Sooo worth it though" and he was like "I can't really tell you how to live your life I guess"

[contemptible-scoundrel]

goes crazy

[contemptible-scoundrel]

have you seen this yet?

[ladyluscinia]

Circling a point today

I think possibly the most fun thing about Shane's side of Hollanov is how he deals with a teenage sexuality crisis by going thank fucking god the man I had sex with is in the exact same position as me and we can both agree that nothing good will ever come of introspection or god forbid addressing things. And then he constructs his life so his most significant relationship for years and years is hooking up 4-6 times a year with a man he never sees outside of those meetings, who is openly having loads of casual sex with women, who lives in a different country and literally physically cannot decide they should see each other more, who will never ever come out as gay or expect Shane to, and who shuts down attempts at emotional intimacy with really fantastic sex

Literally the ideal fucking solution. He can do whatever mental gymnastics or closeted hot stove touching he wants inside his own head, and his feelings about Ilya will quite literally never ever be any of Ilya's business! Or anyone's business! Not even Shane's business if he doesn't want them to be!

Surely nothing could ever go wrong with this plan

[pogphotoarchives]

Diné woman on horseback, New Mexico Photographer: Ferenz Fedor Date: 1946 - 1952? Negative Number 101697

[dib]

i ca;nt bleiev clowns r real.;;; wha tthe fuck….

[zim]

DID YOU JUST DISCOVER MIRRORS?

[dib]

SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wesandresons]

- Why are you killing everybody? Why are you making everybody die? - It's my story. - Mine, too. THE FALL (2006, dir. Tarsem Singh)

[gotinterest]

Gonna be honest a lot of people deep down view cheating as worse than abuse which is why so many people view downright controlling and manipulative behavior in a relationship as 100% permissible so long as that behavior is centered around either preventing or discovering cheating.

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[ps1]

Cherry Blossom at Fukushima, Japan

[slut-jpeg]

snoopy image of the day

[melonwah]

[pettydemon]

girl take my hand let’s accept the fact that no one is coming to save us and we have to do everything ourselves

[katphilbin]

“Three Crow Girls Plot the Destruction of the World”

[undeadsucker]

you're too late mr. bond i already ate the pickle from my meal

[40ouncesandamule]

[grootficguy]

i tried explaining to this girl at a party once how i could be gay and asexual at the same time and it basically boils down to never being into anyone but like once a year i’ll find a man attractive. and she was like “so what am i if i only like girls, and i’ve never found any of my boyfriends attractive and and i just wanna do cocaine all the time?” i was like “you’re a lesbian with a coke addiction?” and she was like “woooooah”. she broke up with her boyfriend that night and had a threesome with two girls in the bathtub. rebecca if you’re out there, i hope you’re going places. well, not far, since you’re electronically tagged. but spiritually.