JuJu Baby

Hi! This sideblog is to document everything having to do with Hoodoo folk magic. Sour jars. Sweet jars. Petitions. Candle magick. Just because I'm pro black doesn't mean I'm anti-white. Main blog is CeCesaurus.

[despazito]

what women are ridiculed for when drawing men: ‘tumblr nose’, tall and wearing a bowtie, flower crowns

male artists drawing women:

[lapidotislifeanddeath-deactivat]

I’m male, but I usually draw female characters petite and with very small breasts. I also draw them in a variety of body types, from skinny to fat to curvaceous to slim.

[sorryaboutyourmom]

C…congrats

[lapidotislifeanddeath-deactivat]

I was trying to prove a point that not all men draw women in the same way. So stop being such a cynical bitch.

[gloomypunks-deactivated20220717]

it’s almost incredible the lack of self-awareness that allows someone to say with complete certainty “not all men, you cynical bitch”

[hyperwitchling]

YIKES. Least he deactivated his account 👋

[oshuns-ambience]

If you follow hoodhealer, you need to unfollow me right now and reevaluate yourself

[rightmedicine]

[shaequnx]

[hyperwitchling]

Ooooh she-it, I'm back

Hello! I'm very much alive, but I've been avoiding tumblr because I owe people an update on my fanfics on my main blog, hurr hurr. (I'm still procrastinating)

I've also been building up my tiktok page. I'm at 19k followers, yaaay. I recently bought some Hoodoo books, but one I won't be able to follow along with just yet because I don't have certain items. These are the books, btw

Also, a few close friends who also work with me know that I practice Hoodoo. They find it fascinating and I feel blessed to have such open minded people in my life.

[hyperwitchling]

HEY, Y'ALL! SIMP ALL YOU WANT, BUT DO NOT ATTEMPT TO FIGURE OUT THE SPEC OPS GUYS' IDENTITIES!! KEEP THEM SAFE.

[yansse]

Allow this to be a lesson....sis literally tried to use a black God to hex her black girlfriend and she was supposedly Wiccan trying to summon a Haitian God using voodoo and she ended up getting Baron Samedi. This practices are literally for black people only! Stop trying to work with spirits that are not apart of your background and roots! STAY IN YO LANE!

[hyperwitchling]

We tried to tell people...

Anyone hear about the girl who tried to practice Voodoo and summon Papa Legba? She accidentally summoned the Baron instead and she ended up dying days later. This is why we tell people not to touch closed practices.

I may only practice Hoodoo, but I'm gonna stay far away from Voodoo. I don't know much about it, but I definitely know that you have to be initiated. Sometimes people have to be used as an example. My condolences to the family, though.

[chaoticautie]

me: *saying "WHAT?" seven times to someone giving me coherent face-to-face verbal directions*

also me: *hears a faint noise and randomly lifts head like a deer* hey did u guys hear that??? wtf how could you not hear it-

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Gotta love an ADHD/Autism solidarity post

[hyperwitchling]

Aaaaah I dunno what's happening!!!!

Okay, so do to all the drama working in the produce department, I switched departments. I pick customer's online orders in the grocery store now. I love it! My old manager is still butthurt about it, but whatever.

ANYWAY, so lately I've been getting a strong urge to talk to my pendulum, but never had the time. A few nights ago I kept hearing a voice, kinda like a whisper. I live in an apartment so I used that excuse as to why I kept hearing something. Last night I felt like I was being watched, but ignored it. I finally chatted with my great grandma through the pendulum and apparently she wasn't the one trying to get my attention. I asked if it was a deity and she told me yes. I jokingly said it was probably Papa Legba. Why did she freaking say that it was!!!!!???? How is that possible? Isn't he a Voodoo deity? I only practice hoodoo. I'm not initiated in Voodoo. Basically, I. AM. NOT. WORTHY. WHAT. THE. FRICK. SAY. SIKE. RIGHT. NOW.

[hyperwitchling]

I'm still learning to embrace my body and love it no matter what. I used to cover up a lot because my feminine face doesn't fit my masculine body. Puberty was a very weird time lol

[magerightsyeah]

Just a non-binary meme for y’all

[nbkarkat]

good post, but let me raise you this

[minuty]

[andywarhoel]

What didn’t kill me gave me an immense amount of trauma

[hyperwitchling]

She's my familiar. I can't deny it

So I said I never wanted another pet again after I lost my cat to old age about four years ago. I adored Cloud. I got him when I was sixteen years old. I'm thirty now. Anyway, my old roommates had cats and I spoiled them, but I didn't want one of my own. One roomie went to West Virginia to visit family while on vacation and brought back a Maine Coon.

"Here, CiCi. This can be your cat. Now we each have one." Apparently she was a barn cat that lived on her family's farm. I didn't argue and named her Reese. She was overly affectionate and she still is. She likes to include herself when I'm trying to do my practice. Her favorites are watching me do pendulum readings, tarot readings, and she likes to paw at my various bags of herbs if I'm using them in a jar spell. None of the other cats really cared. They would watch from afar, but Reese had to be all up in my space or she'd whine obnoxiously.

[solitarygoddess-deactivated2022]

Reblog if you practice witchcraft or tarot.

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[hyperwitchling]

Wtf is her problem

Even before the pandemic, my manager has had it out for me. I've been working at this grocery store for four years total and I've been working in her produce department for three.

You can't "accidentally" fuck up someone's vacation week three times in a row. The first time I thought it was an honest mistake. Second time I thought it was just a coincidence. I was supposed to go on vacation March 22nd because that week was available. Apparently she gave it to someone else and her response was, "Oops"

Even before I started cursing her, she kept screwing me over. I never did anything to her....back then. Ugh, and yesterday she left ALL of her stuff for me to clean. I understand. We are all working overtime. We're tired. I just don't think it's fair that I gotta clean up after her.

[iraprince]

HI IT’S ME AGAIN

YOU’RE FUCKING UP YOUR TEETH AND YOUR MUSCLES AND SHIT

[iraprince]

WHEN I CATCH YOU WITH ONE OF THESE I STEAL A FEW MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE FORCE. WHEN YOU ARE NOT CLENCHING WHEN YOU SEE ONE OF THESE, YOU GET TO STEAL A FEW MINUTES BACK. WE’LL SEE WHO’S LEFT STANDING IN THE END

[hyperwitchling]

Lul pls halp

So remember when I said I lived in an apartment complex and I have to bury my jars at night? Well, the landscapers are putting down new soil and I'm very sure they found all of my jars. I dunno what will happen to those people who unburied them and I'm slightly worried for them.