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hhey do yyou want to jump around in the snow and make surreptitious little tracks in the deep snow and pop out of the otrher side with me?it would be fun you should do it :) with me of course :) andthen we can jump around on the top of the snow and itll be great

catgirl-niko

bitchautism

can everyone get woke again. I miss her. I miss woke.

bitchautism

and by woke I mean aware of racism. the original meaning. don't do stupid bullshit here. woke = aware of anti-Black racism . ok

what-even-is-thiss

I wonder how it’s going in the universe where people decided to say ahoy when answering the phone instead of hello. Do you think they’ve achieved world peace?

what-even-is-thiss

We chose wrong as a society. We chose wrong.

#i need to start saying ahoy instead of yello cuz im so embarrassed every time i say yello

ruffaloon

dying at wilson obliviously eating his sandwich while house is sitting there consumed with lust trying to use blatant homoerotic imagery to blast the idea of hot gay sex directly into wilson's brain

#sophie

pollen

you should really get comfortable believing in love and magic and whimsy or you’ll continue to live a half-life for the rest of the time you have on earth

mouthbrood

ok computer show me men in pain

tamamita

Notice how Charlie Kirk is awfully quiet about Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham? Curious.

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

roboco-san

there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN