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PERSONALS DO NOT FOLLOW * Independent 2D From Gorillaz. Semi-Selective. Open to any Phase. Written by Emzilla.

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HYPHEMAED

INDIE 2D BLOG- WRITTEN BY EMZILLA

Semi-Selective

3+ years of roleplay experience

Mun is 18+

Willing to rp almost anything!

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What’s up, re-promoing in hopes of getting this muse kicking again!

This is a Dedede current with Star Allies and Smash Ultimate! (somewhat.) Open to crossovers, AUs, and plotted interactions. Icon and iconless roleplays welcome. 

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        ❝ Sure, but you’re paying for the sushi, s’only fair. ❞

   Nazumi only had enough money for herself anyways, she’d always settle    for fries since they were something small, but she could never have enough    of them, && she’d always beg Russel for more money to get more fries, it    was a bit sad, to say the least.

        ❝ Store bought sushi is just nasty… If we had the right stuff I            could just make some for you. ❞

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“Well, we could always go to th’ grocers ‘nd get the stuff. I wouldn’t mind doin’ that.” 

He shoved his hands in his pockets, slouching as he gestured towards the store with a tilt of his head.

“I could get you th’ fries you wanted on th’ way, yeah?”

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‘ whatever, i’m getting cheese fries. ‘

“I- I kind of wanted sushi, though. Could we get both?”

[rarerpmemes]

𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗   𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕𝚜   —   𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚛   𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚜.

taken   from   the   2004   film.   feel   free   to   change   the   pronouns   as   needed!

‘ if you’re from africa, why are you white? ‘

‘ oh my god, _____, you can’t just ask people why they’re white. ‘

‘ boo, you whore. ‘

‘ nice wig, _____. what’s it made of? ‘

‘ on wednesdays, we wear pink! ‘

‘ i want my pink shirt back! ‘

‘ that is so fetch! ‘

‘ stop trying to make fetch happen! it’s not going to happen! ‘

‘ i’ve got a big lesbian crush on you! ‘

‘ she doesn’t even go here! ‘

‘ get in loser, we’re going shopping. ‘

‘ don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! ‘

‘ we should totally just stab caesar! ‘

‘ too gay to function? ‘

‘ one time she punched me in the face… it was awesome. ‘

‘ i gave him everything! i was half a virgin when i met him. ‘

‘ do you wanna do something fun? wanna go to taco bell? ‘

‘ my breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. ‘

‘ why are you dressed so scary? ‘

‘ i’m sorry that people are so jealous of me… but i can’t help it that i’m popular. ‘

‘ why are you so obsessed with me? ‘

‘ is butter a carb? ‘

‘ my grandma takes her wig off when she’s drunk. ‘

‘ that’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of secrets. ‘

‘ you smell like a baby prostitute. ‘

‘ oh, hi. did you wanna buy some drugs? ‘

‘ your face smells like peppermint! ‘

‘ i love seeing teachers outside of school. it’s like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs. ‘

‘ whatever, i’m getting cheese fries. ‘

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The Try Guys Try Ballet   {Sentence Starters}

“You good?”

“Great, let’s do it.”

“Because we suck.”

“I hate fried chicken.”

“I’m a glitter monster.”

“Oh, that’s so painful!”

“Okay, I didn’t do that.”

“It’s effortlessly graceful.” 

“Do professionals get hurt?”

“This is exhausting me fully.”

“Can we put on those tutus?”

“I’m not allowed to sit down?”

“That means you’re the best.”

“Why is everything in French?”

“I told you, something’s coming.”

“It’s very little and, yet, it’s so much.”

“That one was the best we’ve done.”

“I just got yelled at by a ten year old.”

“You don’t have to be flowy and soft.”

“I thought I was in shape, but I’m not.”

“You look like such a bitch in make-up.”

“This was awful, thank you for sharing.”

“I don’t know how I can do it, I just can.”

“This will mask all of my bad feet moves.”

“Yeah, professionals get hurt all the time.”

“I don’t wanna do this, I’m gonna hurt myself…”

“Quick question: do you sleep in a giant music box?”

“There’s a reason we have not done it: this is impossible.”

“So, we’re gonna be training with seasoned professionals?”

“How much fried chicken would you say you eat in a week?”

“Am I not gonna become a beautiful bird person at the end of this?”

“You have to be a spider-human, and then be graceful with your spider-body — !”

“Hopefully everyone’s just distracted by my roguish good looks and fierce contour.”

“We’re gonna be graceful, we’re gonna be poised… and we’re gonna fall on our butts.”

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HYPHEMAED

INDIE 2D BLOG- WRITTEN BY EMZILLA

Semi-Selective

6+ years of roleplay experience

Mun is 18+

Willing to rp almost anything!

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((hi im back))

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❌Click for better quality❌

Drew these a while back and forgot to post them whoops

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last night was a 2D loving night

last pic is based off this post bc… i’ve been thinking about it. Stu definitely has some stupid af impulse tattoos 

[vhsmeme]

* spongebob squarepants starters

a collection of lines from spongebob squarepants.

‘ is mayonnaise an instrument? ’

‘ MY LEG! ’

‘ i’m ugly and i’m proud. ’

‘ y’all had me worried sick!’

‘ when in doubt, pinky out. ’

‘ I’M A GOOD NOODLE. ’

‘ you took my only food. now i’m gonna starve. ’

‘ this is a load of barnacles. ’

‘ can’t you say anything else but no? ’

‘ ANCHOVIES! ’

‘ and stop starin’ at me with them big ol’ eyes. ’

‘ i can’t see my forehead. ’

‘ 24! ’

‘ you’re supposed to be knocking each other’s brains out. ’

‘ i’m ready, i’m ready. ’

‘ i defy you, heart man! ’

‘ i can deny it no longer: i am small. ’

‘ i love you. ’

‘ EVIL! ’

‘ leedle leedle leedle lee.’

‘ ravilo, ravilo. give me the formuoli. ’

‘ don’t touch me, i’m sterile. ’

‘ let me play a sad song for ya on the world’s smallest violin. ’

‘ we’re not cavemen. we have technology. ’

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“Tranz” song is stuck on my head and i loved it, so i’ve drawn this orange-head Noodle

[twodentz]

                              THANK YOU FOR 200 FOLLOWERS!

Last hundred I hit I did a big follow forever but this time I want to try my first giveaway! I will provide examples of my artwork in the form of links towards my instagram & icon examples below.

RULES!

1)     Must be following me ( I will follow back )

2)     No unfollowing after the give away if you win, it’s just a bit rude.

3)     Winners will be picked with a random number generator.

4)     One reblog and like per blog

5)     If you repost the artwork anywhere credit must be given by tagging my personal tumblr gilgunbeard or if you post it on twitter it’s gilgunbeard

6)     MUST BE A ROLEPLAY BLOG no personals.

Please note that the artwork will be uploaded to instagram before being sent to you, this is to provide a source for the image as well as being posted on my twitter. Drawing takes time so I do ask for a little bit of patience with that and I do work as well hence the week this is the give away. After the 1st I will be working 9 hour shifts.

                                                NOW FOR THE FUN STUFF!

              FIRST PLACE!

              One full colour bust of your muse / any character you want.               30 icons in the style you have chosen.               New tumblr header.

              SECOND PLACE!

              15 icons in the style you have chosen.               New tumblr icon

CLOSING DATE  28TH JUNE WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED THEN. I will IM you and if there is no response in 24 hours a new winner will be announced.

EXAMPLES OF ART WORK: x / x / x / x / x / x 

                ICON EXAMPLES:

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EXTENDED TO 10TH JULY BECAUSE THIS HAS HARDLY ANY NOTES…

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ruincd:

“ 2D? “ she tries out, words curling around her lips like the cigarette smoke that left her lips. “ kind of a strange nickname, i won’t lie. “ but ramona had no opposition to STRANGE. in fact, she found strange quite stimulating. “ my name’s RAMONA. and that is my real name. “ she lets a GRIN slide across her lips before she ducks down for another DRAG.

“Tha’s a nice name, though.” He smiles softly, crooked teeth showing slightly. He’s kind of glad she somehow hasn’t recognised him; It gives him some time to be himself, not worrying about cameras and microphones.

“Yeah, 2D is kinda strange, innit? My friend gave me this name, ‘cuz I’ve got two dents in me ‘ead.” He poked at the back of his head, his finger resting in one of the said dents.

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“He’s back on his twitter. Lovely. I didn’t know they were allowed internet in prison.”

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HYPHEMAED

INDIE 2D BLOG- WRITTEN BY EMZILLA

Semi-Selective

3+ years of roleplay experience

Mun is 18+

Willing to rp almost anything!

RULES * ABOUT * OTHER BLOGS

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((Mutuals like this for a small starter?))