(cha-chas in real smooth) can I get what the hypmic bois are like when they play SSBU :3c whomst do they main
I’m sure that 90% of the time they’re fucking aggressive so let’s just… ALSO HI MY KNOWLEDGE IS FOOKIN LIMITED AHHHH
Oh he mains…. Pokemon trainer
Well, mainly because he really cannot choose because he’s been shifting around a lot because not only does he memorise everyone’s stats, he also knows each one’s background and it’s just though to pick a favourite
So he goes for the one that can have three characters… plus he loves Pokemon gotta catch em all
He is very aggressive and shouts a lot
If jiro and saburo make a dumb move, he just calmly points it out and shows a fucking strategy that beats them instantly
Never let him play with Samatoki, the game console will crack and everything will go to shit
He would flat out go bowser or bowser jr
Because he likes that and he vibes the badassery of it
Also mostly because… bowser right and he feels edgy by choosing a villain
But no one really points out that bowser is really… I mean… like yeah he’s cool but… a Mario villain.
Anyway, he is also aggressive when he battles Ichiro (but he loses and listens to Nii-chan’s advice when he does) and even more so when it comes to Saburo
He also likes changing characters because he knows the bg of everyone
He might young link because he likes the vibe, or Mario just to antagonise Jiro
He does random sometimes, just because he can also strategise on the spot
And he, like both his brothers, love everyone so really it’s a hard choice
Looks up to ichi-nit and strives to beat him, but like he really appreciates all the tips
He would call Jiro out for dumb moves and actually beat his older brother
May actually end up in a physical fight which has to be separated by ichiro
Well, mostly because Corrin fucking looks like him, as in the white hair and the red eyes… that’s it
He’s stuck with Corrin ever since
Gets more aggressive as his damage goes up and really celebrates when he inflicts damage and tosses you off the stage
Never let him play with ichiro, might as well say goodbye to your controllers
Also if he plays with MTC, Riou comes close to beating him… well sometimes does, but he never gets super pissed off at them, he appreciates their skills… mostly riou though and he takes the strategies with him
Oh he’ll go random, bc he really cannot choose a main and he loves the randomness of it and figuring it out
He also needs to quickly satiate Samatoki’s hunger for virtual violence
He plays calmly, but gets frustrated a little bit when Samatoki points out stuff
He beat samatoki once, that one time he won… he never lets go
But if ever he choses, he goes for Bayonetta because she radiates the same energy as him
Really just google her please
I mean, he probably wouldn’t really know what to do, so like he just chose one of the popular ones he saw on billboards and went for it
He did explore other characters, but he’d always return
He can beat samatoki and really doesn’t super react when he gets beat or when he beats samatoki, but he does smile or give a little frown
Was the one who dragged samatoki out of the room when he lost to Ichiro
No really just look at that like killer energy
He’d be super naughty and play around and evade and dodge and make fun of whoever is playing with him
But then somehow he’ll catch you off guard and kill you
You’re just gone all of a sudden and ramada is giggling there and you’re so lost
But really if you saw his face while he beat you, you would run far far away
Ooh, he radiates either Zelda, Princess Daisy or Princess Peach energy because he be graceful that way
He also is kind of calm when he plays but he is not against jumping and crossing his legs when he’s frustrated or muttering words under his breath
He also teases dice when he loses
And is scared of ramuda when he plays
He can beat ramuda and ramuda glares very darkly before pouting like a child
When he beats dice it is to be expected because dice kinda just… sometimes he jumps off the stage
Oh he’d just go Game and Watch because he’s rooting for the little guy WHAHAH
And he’s lowkey nostalgic for it I love Dice
He would also sometimes go for Simon or any other buff character,,, but sometimes he dumb when he plays
Really, he bet with Gentaro that he could beat him… Dice literally jumped off the island thrice. Of course gentaro didn’t get the money but still,,,
He also celebrates like he won the lottery when he wins and gentaro is just silently proud while he’s jumping and sticking out his tongue and tripping
Well you know, old man just took Ichiro’s and Samatoki’s advice and just went with it
There was an actual Ichiro vs Samatoki fight over who jakurai should main, but they did both agree with Mewtwo because it kind of worked that vibe
Jakurai is very calm when he plays, like he doesn’t overreact, but when he’s in tight spot his face like twitches and you can see lines appear on his face
Rare opportunities, he shouts “No!”
But most of the time it’s contained and he smiles whenever Hifumi beats him because really, Hifumi is a puppy
He is also proud when Doppo beats him
Really has no idea what he’s doing
Is the most stressed player and also screams, a lot… like… way too much…
Would not choose a girl because he usually plays with Hifumi anyway
He would main Lucario because the more damage he gets the stronger the aura is (like Doppo sad reaccs only)
Or he would main a chara who could just RAWR like when he’s frustrated he’d be very… very aggressive and just button smash that hifumi kinda just nervously looks over to see doppo muttering darkly and just… stress
is the reason why the Old Men Division have it in the first place
One of hifumi’s fans gave it to him. Or like a group of fans and he decided to share it with MTR because they’re just old men figuring this out
So after a training sesh with Samatoki and Ichiro (together was a really bad idea), they play on occasion, or when they’re bored
Hifumi does not pick a girl, like a big nope
So he picks Pikachu because he’s a puppy like that and I really visualise him hugging a Pikachu stuff toy
He also is like a kid when he plays like he growls and then jumps when he wins
