let down your guard.

lift up your arms. the man in the mirror's the one that you fear the most and just like a ghost, you'll escape your fate, you must not lose your hope. M!A: None [Semi-Dependent Werewolf John.]

[hypnoamnesic]

nothing more satisfying than....sinking my teeth into a big chunk of cake

[wtnvgenerator]

bold of you to assume i die

[inimeitiel]

“I cannot write my name.” “I will guide thy hand.”

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

me n the girls hanging out after we got cursed by an evil sorcerer

[beautiful-wildlife]

Stare Down by © cjm_photography

[golgothasmoon]

hypnoamnesic:

i didn’t disappear…i just casually tossed my phone in the trash.

Wow.

[hypnoamnesic]

it’s not a waste of a phone...i might’ve broken it beforehand anyway

[hypnoamnesic]

@nippytubes i remember you!

[nippytubes]

gasp! I remember you too~

[hypnoamnesic]

how’ve you been?

[hypnoamnesic]

@nippytubes i remember you!

[hypnoamnesic]

there’s nothing more horrifying than waking up from a nap with the kids to find out they’re not laying on you anymore.

[daddynietzsche]

throwback to that time in my existentialism class where the professor asked ‘who thinks hell is other people’ and half the class slowly and meekly put their hand up

then the prof was like ‘…i mean who originally said it’

[annabellioncourt]

there are some posts that sound utterly made up for the joke or for the notes, but this one I whole heartedly believe 

[hypnoamnesic]

i love waking up to the sound of small teeth crunching up my secret stash of treats.

[hypnoamnesic]

listen to the brittle snapping of my bones while jake throws his heavy ass onto me,

[hypnoamnesic]

i can’t believe i’m being bullied.

[golgothasmoon]

This is what you get for disappearing.

[hypnoamnesic]

i didn’t disappear...i just casually tossed my phone in the trash.

[hypnoamnesic]

i can’t believe i’m being bullied.

[witch---image-deactivated201902]

I don’t have paranormal experiences, I AM a paranormal experience.

[golgothasmoon]

hypnoamnesic:

yes, really. i’m too tough for you.

Hmm. Im not sure about that.

[hypnoamnesic]

name one time you’ve beaten me.

[golgothasmoon]

hypnoamnesic:

i AM an old man. you’re too small to push my majestic form over.

Touche. Oh really boyo?

[hypnoamnesic]

yes, really. i’m too tough for you.