some days youre the mushroom, some days youre the op

dave; he/his; old (like really old); navi

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alright thanks for your attention

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tonight is the longest bloodmoon of this entire century and i want to fucking scream

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hi im here to complain

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In my defence, the moon was full and I was left unsupervised.

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@obyri replied to your post: @obyri replied to your post: ...

i hate all of you. im doing good im glad youre still alive. i was wondering

nah i aint dying again anytime soon

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@gutfukc replied to your post: sorry for only checking in here like once a month...

u can eat me

no i have a list and youre not on it sorry

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@obyri replied to your post: sorry for only checking in here like once a month...

are u good

im over 6′3 and i cant die

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sorry for only checking in here like once a month i have so many people to eat

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alexa, play batman by jaden smith.  @obyri

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i turn people into wolves its what i do

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@vampjokes replied to your post: no houses we huddle in packs out in the russian...

True….

you dont need a house for a bed i guess just put one out in the middle of an otherwise empty field lay in it and call it art and if all goes well you make money off of that and its just a win win situation all around

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no houses we huddle in packs out in the russian tundra like its 1892

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Need for speed

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eating people is a fun date activity for you and your boyfriend

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honestly i think i might have accidentally granted myself real immortality because death was so fucking exasperated with me after like two minutes of conversation whenever i crash down there again in 600 years theyre just gonna be like “not you again” and kick me right back out

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its a good day to laugh about death

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you cannot kill me in a way that matters