god's weakest soldier. eated him for calcium.

21 ▪︎ artist ▪︎ slovak ▪︎ queer ▪︎ apostate ▪︎ check out my art @hypo-critic-art :)

[hypo-critic-al]

hey, hey- shh

go check out my art at @hypo-critic-art if you haven’t already 👀

(and feel free to support me through redbubble or kofi)

~~~

keep in mind that besides religion, gravity falls, gothic literature, art and silly tumblr posts i also reblog an adult-oriented and nsfw posts (tagged as such) on my main (while art blog is safe for everyone) so keep that in mind when browsing this blog!! i wish for minors to stay safe and so it’s wiser for you if you don’t scroll this blog, thank you!

[bowelfly]

I've received a handful of commissions to draw people's pets and monks but this is definitely my favorite one so far

(blue death feigning beetles)

[bowelfly]

[depsidase]

[tic-loud-tic-proud]

[image: a screenshot of a TikTok, a person pours milk into coffee. Caption reads

you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling

/end]

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

[starrynet]

fifa kills whales 💔

[lostlegendaerie]

He's suing them over it for $25M.

Wyland has said any financial recovery from the suit would support public art, ocean conservation, and environmental education through his foundation.

"This should have been an opportunity to show the world that global sports, public art, and environmental stewardship can stand together," he said. "Instead, a landmark was painted over. We want to do our part to make sure that what happened here does not become the standard for how public art is treated in cities across America."

[by-pr0xy]

Every time i post i gotta make sure ive not accidentally added a photo of my house with my address and full legal name and bank details

[xanaxfarts]

4000cc breast implants :)

[mackie-ds]

[brblifuk]

[cosmic-aria]

[aariatov]

I don't know how to tell you this. But the wizard in the picture is canonically Saruman.

[metatextuality]

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

[marlinspirkhall]

They're taking the fake tits to Isengard

[aroace-ryland-grace]

I NEED to write fanfiction <- guy who is not writing fanfiction

[puzzled-on-main]

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

[thesluts2004]

don’t care didn’t ask + you’ve projected onto this character to the point that your characterisation is unrecognisable to the source material

[firstethicalpisces]

i need to hurry up and turn thirty (remembers it’s important to enjoy the present moment) i mean i love being 23 and youthf— (remembers it’s bad to be caught up in fleeting youth) i like.. being alive, at my age..

[coelii]

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

[fellshish]

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[mewwon]

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

[rattlesnek]

Prev is a salty sailor

[calellon]

the sexiest thing u can be is casually kind and unconditionally gentle btw

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users