FilezonTrialz

Personal Junk Blog For Junk that doesn't fit on my other blog

[raccoonmilf]

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

[raccoonmilf]

Umm hello??? Do u have the death note @sharkgalaxy????

[sharkgalaxy]

cant believe i have to pick another person to outlive already

[depsidase]

[hotcrossedfangs]

[bonesbeetle]

[red-mercer]

A guy can't find comfortable shoes so he makes his own and everyone takes the piss. Typical tbh

[breya-etherium-shaper]

*multiplies you by 1*

Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[baradragon]

notice how everyones 30 now

[italo-disco-calvino]

after an hour and a half I'm still not sure if the people to the left of me in this bar are on a date or in the middle of some bizarre job interview. the guy to my right is definitely on a date and saying shit like "find me on linked in. find me on google scholar."

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

[ihatepissvortex]

[were--ralph]

Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)

[were--ralph]

there is no need to charge or cast i just be Knowing

[were--ralph]

Like i said dont ever fucking doubt me again

[were--ralph]

[afc-agitprop]

[depsidase]

[witnessings]

happy last day of pride to the gay snails who hug and kiss for hours without mating

[tomb-of-madeline]

Spring comic. Spring is when I miss living in the woods in Wisconsin the most, cool plants, morel mushrooms, my mom pulling wood ticks off my head… just wonderful.

If you like my comic and want to toss some money in my hat here’s a link.  

ko-fi.com/madmcgrane                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     

[sofuton]

[soup-mother]

Never

Stop

Building

Palaces

[rhube]

I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.

Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.

Young people: look at this lolrus, it’s so happy, it has a bucket.

And then they stealed away the bucket and we realised we had fucked up a perfectly good elephant seal and given it anxiety.

[pipistrellus]

listen this vintage meme is high quality and i will hear nothing said against it

[rhube]

20 years. I am not happy about this.

[demonicsymphony]

I’m delighted at the bucket reappearing but dismayed at the passage of time

[luminouspica]

Happy 20 years to Lolrus and his bucket!

[segamascott]