The Cool Type

Indie Kyoya Ootori RP

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MUN: okay so I’m writing a book, and I won’t be on very often because EOIs at school and the book that I already mentioned. You can ask me about the book if you want! My askbox is open!

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Things My Friends say Starters

"I'm pregnant. It's yours."

"Apparently I'm gonna see male strippers."

"And on the baby's inner thigh it said 'a small loan of a million dollars'!"

"At one part, Trump was wearing a pink cotton candy crown and a leaf cloak. He also had a mullet."

"I can hit on the ghost of Oprah past!"

"Make me into a burrito and feed me cookies?"

"Look at my eggs!"

"Because you have to look fancy to have spicy brown mustard."

"Grandma fed me rotten grapes!"

"In twenty-five years I see myself rocking back and forth in a room, surrounded by fedoras."

"Impossible quest to fund the ho has promised them a perfect penguin."

"I'm here, I'm queer, I'm too young to drink beer."

"Is that meth?"

"HE IS A SCENE LESBIAN!"

"Squish prince has left the building."

"I lost the ears."

"Chicken? You got that?"

"I know how to have a good time with a plastic bag, a collander, and 5 loaves of bread."

[incorrect-ouranhostclub]

Tamaki: Mori! Mori, can you hear me? Knock once for yes; twice for no. Mori: *knocks twice* Tamaki: Oh my god, he’s dead!

[cute-commoner]

i’m wheezing *wipes teardrops from eyes*

[gabbyyydankanich-deactivated201]

Commoners coffee

Reblog if you agree

[omoshioritwins]

[accioklance-deactivated20170821]

OH MY GODD

[horrificmemes]

If my muse was a creature from myth or an urban legend, which would they be?

Tell me in my inbox.

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Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

[mortally-challenged]

[hotgarbagecentral]

If you don’t reblog this, then I am honestly very concerned.

[5sosphanandshortbread-deactivat]

everytime i see this im gonna reblog it and weed out my pedo followers

[plexsxntly-sweet-memories-deact]

^^^^

[cute--potato]

*cracks the earth in half from hitting the reblog button so hard*

[puppeteerparty]

Ho ho I’ll start with your friends

*Presses reblog button a bunch*

HAHAHAHAAHA!

( Sr.pelo vid thing. I CIMAH! )

[theatomicstudentlady]

I am not a pedo

[italian-love-cake]

Mun: *snickering* I’m not so sure about this one

Tamaki: YOU BE QUIET, I AM NOT A PERVERT, AND I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE!

Mun: Then why do you call Haruhi your da-

Tamaki: *corner*

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[So this is my first post! Hey! I don’t know what else to say!]

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MUN: This is my new RP blog! Just letting y'all know!

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MUN: okay so I'm going to go and make another rp blog [bc I'm absolute trash] so I'll be back later

[rpboxmemes]

send my muse one of the following to see how they react:

[text]: What the hell are you saying? [text]: Does that mean you aren’t coming back? [text]: Oops, I brought spandex instead of leather.  [text]: Come on if you’re coming.  [text]: Are we going to do this or what? [text]: Tell me now..so how often have you had sex dreams about me? [text]: Don’t get too comfortable. [text]: S.O.S. [text]: Do you have to text me at three in the morning? [text]: Shouldn’t you be sleeping? [text]: Is that you’re way of saying you miss me? [text]: Is there something I should know? [text]: Party. My house. Tonight. Bring Alcohol. [text]: Is that suppose to be a threat? [text]: Haha, no. I’m not giving it back. [text]: Time for someone to go grocery shopping. [text]: I’m not going with you to see that. [text]: EMERGENCY: BRING ICE CREAM [text]: Send me another picture like that and see what happens. [text]: Is teasing me the only purpose of this conversation? [text]: Soo..does that mean you feel the same way? [text]: Just admit it..you missed me. [text]: I was hoping you would go with me. [text]: You’re dead meat. [text]: How do you feel about a threesome?  [text]: Maybe I just feel like spending my night with you. [text]: We are not going there.

[loki-god-of-menace]

Put a “Tell me" in my ask and my character will answer…

If you snuck into my room I would:

[] Go back to sleep [] Kick you out [] Cuddle with you [] Be like “How in the world?” [] Let you sleep on the floor [] Become angry

If you kissed me (or hugged, depending upon character/gender/etc.) I would:

[] Kiss or hug you back [] Smile and laugh [] Stiffen, and feel uncomfortable [] Push you away [] Be shocked [] Strike you

If you asked me to go out with you for a day night I would say:

[] No [] Yes [] Most certainly not. [] Without hesitation.

You are:

[] Cute [] Adorable [] Attractive [] Beautiful [] Okay [] Ugly [] Am not going to grace this with an answer

You are to me a: [] Stranger [] Acquaintance [] Ally [] Friend [] Love [] Rival [] Enemy I find you to be: [] Pathetic [] Of no consequence [] Intriguing [] Frightening [] Unsettling [] Annoying [] Infuriating [] Pleasant company [] Comforting []  Unable to be lived without [] Trustworthy

[fyeahaskmemes]

Send me a 'kiss' to see where I'd kiss you.

hand | forehead | cheek | ear | lips | neck | elsewhere

[the-write-ideas]

First Lines of Books sentence pack

Send me a number and I’ll make a starter using that line as the first sentence (or if I can’t manage that, then I’ll at least include it somewhere in the starter). 

P.S. If you send on anon, I’ll make it an open starter.

[the-write-ideas]

#1-75

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The min went to the Medieval Fair today! That’s me in the mast that I bought, me riding an elephant, using throwing stars, and me without the mask on (for those who are curious)

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@which-one-is-hikaru bc they wanted to see pics of the Medieval Fair

[urarakas-girlfriend]

First off, you’re like beautiful??????? Second, looks so cool! I hope you had fun!!!

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I did have fun!

[billie-joe]

your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N

[natsui]

(via gilbertbielschmidt, billie-joe)

[italian-love-cake]

I’m Vo Gu

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The min went to the Medieval Fair today! That’s me in the mast that I bought, me riding an elephant, using throwing stars, and me without the mask on (for those who are curious)

[hypotensive-shadow-king-blog]

@which-one-is-hikaru bc they wanted to see pics of the Medieval Fair

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The mun went to the Medieval Fair today! That’s me in the mask that I bought, me riding an elephant, using throwing stars, and me without the mask on (for those who are curious)