these people may or may not exist

something of a testing ground for verifying person's & people's existence

[hypotheticalpeople]

the weird guy pood mysteriously

[deergirlsrituals]

girl who evolved in a cave to not have eyes

[hypotheticalpeople]

Cheese toastie lover

[hypotheticalpeople]

Pissing terribly

[hypotheticalpeople]

the distinguished toddler despite noble enedeavors gave up on attempting to call the propellor hat by its proper name.

[hypotheticalpeople]

net-pal of yours who suddenly has quite a different typing style and insists you download an application youve never heard of in order to watch takopi or backroomz with them is insistent that discord screenshare and hyperbeam are simply not viable options.

[lokaror]

Terracotta Girlfriend: *moves half an inch in the dead of night*

[hypotheticalpeople]

guy who only knows about things that happen in cartoons

[hypotheticalpeople]

guy who plays shepherds tone everytime he sits down at musical keyboard

[ewaneneollav]

frat guy yelling the f word out of his truck then privately getting really scared & guilty about the possibility that the person might actually be lgbt, which he had not considered

[hypotheticalpeople]

guy who claims he wouldnt fuck a single pokemon no not even for a million dollars

[hypotheticalpeople]

guy on the board of development for yiff enterprises bringing up his sona being a beaver as a point towards why he should be the lead architect

[ewaneneollav]

bus driver who plays the wfmu 365 days project continuously 

[ewaneneollav]

person consciously adopting the song There Is a Light That Never Goes Out as an anthem for the act of running up their roommates’ power bill

[ewaneneollav]

girl with habit of trying to discreetly press on her breasts to alleviate her koro-esque preoccupation with the idea of them falling off

[hypotheticalpeople]

gamer that says glhf in response to "i have to go to work"

[ewaneneollav]

person whose sleep paralysis demon on their chest is just a normally sized pair of tits