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[westenraskiss-writes]

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again:

Even in a modern AU in which there’s no incest and Rhaenicent are happily married with kids, Alicent Hightower is still gonna be the parent who won’t admit they’re a workaholic and can’t remember what the kids’ friends are called.

Rhaenyra, meanwhile, is the parent who remembers every little detail about the kids, who always has snacks in her purse, and whom the schools and doctors contact first.

The kids are a-okay with this, because Rhaenyra’s likely over caring and unreasonably supportive, they do need Alicent to be the calmer, more detached parent.

Rhaenyra: but what if my baby falls off a bike?

Alicent: your baby is 17. he’s been riding bikes since he’s 5. I’m sure he’ll manage.

Jace, wearing a helmet and knee pads: yeah, I’ll be careful. I promise.

[westenraskiss-writes]

The only child Alicent knows anything about is Helaena. The boys bribe Helaena with butterflies and bugs and ask her to manipulate persuade Alicent to take them to Disneyland.

Alicent: you…want to go to Disney?

Helaena: I do. Yes.

Alicent: okay, we can go, honey.

Rhaenyra, waiting with the boys outside Alicent’s office: guys, our plan worked!

[westenraskiss-writes]

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again:

Even in a modern AU in which there’s no incest and Rhaenicent are happily married with kids, Alicent Hightower is still gonna be the parent who won’t admit they’re a workaholic and can’t remember what the kids’ friends are called.

Rhaenyra, meanwhile, is the parent who remembers every little detail about the kids, who always has snacks in her purse, and whom the schools and doctors contact first.

The kids are a-okay with this, because Rhaenyra’s likely over caring and unreasonably supportive, they do need Alicent to be the calmer, more detached parent.

Rhaenyra: but what if my baby falls off a bike?

Alicent: your baby is 17. he’s been riding bikes since he’s 5. I’m sure he’ll manage.

Jace, wearing a helmet and knee pads: yeah, I’ll be careful. I promise.

[westenraskiss-writes]

I want Alicent to tell at least one embarrassing story about Rhaenyra.

Just one, to keep the new queen in her place a little.

Rhaenyra could be talking about god's divine will and how she's the blood of Old Valyria, and Alicent just went, "Didn't you throw up in the gardens every time your mother made you eat pickled cabbage?"

[westenraskiss-writes]

“My love, can you please stop telling everyone I fell on my face trying to climb a tree.”

[westenraskiss-writes]

I want Alicent to tell at least one embarrassing story about Rhaenyra.

Just one, to keep the new queen in her place a little.

Rhaenyra could be talking about god's divine will and how she's the blood of Old Valyria, and Alicent just went, "Didn't you throw up in the gardens every time your mother made you eat pickled cabbage?"

[westenraskiss-writes]

Otto: I am against PDA. Rhaenyra: Public display of affection? Otto: Private display of affection, too. Please remove your hand from my daughter's buttocks.

[westenraskiss]

I feel like in a modern AU, Otto will still hate Rhaenyra's guts.

But, Otto loves Helaena, who looks exactly like Rhaenyra.

Rhaenyra just gives up and accepts that maybe it's her personality and not the fact she's Valyrian and privileged.

[westenraskiss-writes]

Alicent: love, it's because you kissed me in front of him that one time six years ago.

Rhaenyra: that one time six yea—you mean at our wedding?!

[westenraskiss]

vampire but not in a "let me come into your room and sensually bite on your neck" type of way

more like vampire in a "babe, I swear it wasn't me in that marriage portrait you saw at the museum today. there are four other people with the same name in my family. look at the date, I wasn't born in 1716. I was born after that. I swear that's my great uncle. babe, come back" kinda way.

[westenraskiss-writes]

Rhaenyra as a 280 years old vampire who dreads going to art museums with Alicent cuz she dated a really hot witch once, and they posed (very intimately) for a lot of artists in the late 19th century.

Alicent would’ve been fine with it had it not been for the fact that the witch’s also immortal and has a standing lunch date with Rhaenyra twice a year.

The witch is Mysaria.

[westenraskiss-writes]

One good thing about dating Rhaenyra though, is that her diaries are funny and historically important because she wrote down "ugh, another Aegon on that damn throne again. when will they give it a rest?//had a big slice of lemon cake today. not as good as the one I had in King's Landing//saw a big rat in the attic" the day Aegon V took the throne.

[westenraskiss]

vampire but not in a "let me come into your room and sensually bite on your neck" type of way

more like vampire in a "babe, I swear it wasn't me in that marriage portrait you saw at the museum today. there are four other people with the same name in my family. look at the date, I wasn't born in 1716. I was born after that. I swear that's my great uncle. babe, come back" kinda way.

[westenraskiss-writes]

Rhaenyra as a 280 years old vampire who dreads going to art museums with Alicent cuz she dated a really hot witch once, and they posed (very intimately) for a lot of artists in the late 19th century.

Alicent would’ve been fine with it had it not been for the fact that the witch’s also immortal and has a standing lunch date with Rhaenyra twice a year.

The witch is Mysaria.

[writerystuff]

Helpful suggestions. And humor.

[buckybarnesfic]

@azriona

[azriona]

all of these are accurate methods

[solivagantingrebel]

editing is so funny because it's like "damn, i wrote 'before' two times within three paragraphs. they are going to stone me in the town square for this"

[westenraskiss-writes]

I brought my iPad and my trusty lil notebook on my trip thinking I’d get some writing done.

Reader, I did not write a single word the entire two weeks.

[mon3trs]

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

[fat-fuck-hairy-belly]

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

[westenraskiss-writes]

Modern AU Rhaenyra shouldn’t be a lawyer.

She should be a vet. A damn good one.

And she should also have a chubby orange cat named Syrax, who napped on the receptionist’s desk most of the time.

[westenraskiss-writes]

Also, you can’t go up to the receptionist without bringing Syrax a treat.

(And before you ask: Alicent’s allergic to cats.)

[westenraskiss-writes]

Werewolf one-shot <3

It’s part of the wider Halloween collection I wrote but never published. I’ll have to go back and add Syrax the Orange Cat into the story if I want to share it.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[westenraskiss-writes]

Modern AU Rhaenyra shouldn’t be a lawyer.

She should be a vet. A damn good one.

And she should also have a chubby orange cat named Syrax, who napped on the receptionist’s desk most of the time.

[i-will-write]

how i sleep knowing i write shitty fiction but at least don’t use chatgpt