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@hysterical-hyena
if yyou reblog this post you are legally obligated to say what the evil inverse of your blog would be.
Fiber waste Sash? Technically that's also something I do, depending on my level of success with whatever craft I've attempted this week.
(also I'm tagging Neil @thesupergaycloud because I want to see your answer)
the super straight sea water
SOOOOO EVIL I WISH HE WAS REAL
there is a solution.
no there isn't!
we all know what a mad scientist is
but what is a mad *mathematician*?
topologist
what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.
don’t give this info it’s enough to actually completely doxx you 1000% real trust me.
(if you don’t believe me, find hte source here)
that’s not actually the verified paper. the verified paper has different numbers and is found here.
thanks for the due diligence, evil doppelganger.
no problem, pretentious asshole.
what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.
don’t give this info it’s enough to actually completely doxx you 1000% real trust me.
(if you don’t believe me, find hte source here)
that’s not actually the verified paper. the verified paper has different numbers and is found here.
thanks for the due diligence, evil doppelganger.
no problem, pretentious asshole.
what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.
don’t give this info it’s enough to actually completely doxx you 1000% real trust me.
(if you don’t believe me, find hte source here)
that's not actually the verified paper. the verified paper has different numbers and is found here.
TRIPLETS BORN, THE THRONE AWAITS
i don't undertand
GET EM BOYZ
and if the boyz... fail?
and if him... fail?
SHADOW T. HEDGEHOG?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?
i am very confidence in my defensce
oh? and what is your defensce then?
"i asked ChatGPT", "i asked Grok", well i asked Odin and he raised an eyebrow at me and told me to figure it out myself
I asked The Buddha and they said the answer i seek is inside me.
I asked Zues and he fucked me like an animal
he fucked me As an animal.
"i asked ChatGPT", "i asked Grok", well i asked Odin and he raised an eyebrow at me and told me to figure it out myself
I asked The Buddha and they said the answer i seek is inside me.
I asked Zues and he fucked me like an animal
BEES. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BEES SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF HONEYCOMB IN CENTIMER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANO-ANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BEES AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. BEES. BEES. HOW CAN THEY EVEN FLY. THEY MAKE NO SENSE. IF I COULD KILL EVERY BEE IN MY ENTIRE STRUCTURE I WOULD DO SO EVEN IF IT ANNIHILATED ME AND EVERYONE WHO REMAINS IN THIS BUZZING HELL. BEES. BEES.
fr i don't even rember qhat got me mad here. was it the bees?
it was the bees
bro how would you know you weren't there
yes i was actually.,
BEES. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BEES SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF HONEYCOMB IN CENTIMER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANO-ANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BEES AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. BEES. BEES. HOW CAN THEY EVEN FLY. THEY MAKE NO SENSE. IF I COULD KILL EVERY BEE IN MY ENTIRE STRUCTURE I WOULD DO SO EVEN IF IT ANNIHILATED ME AND EVERYONE WHO REMAINS IN THIS BUZZING HELL. BEES. BEES.
fr i don't even rember qhat got me mad here. was it the bees?
it was the bees
harhat
Sir! permission todraw a terrible comic of this!
I'm a ma'am, but yeah!
wour yelcome
THIS NEEDS TO GO VIRAL NOW
really...? you mean it??!!!???
YYes
fun fact: the hat's outside shape was drawn before i even thought to find That Face. that the hat's right side lifts weirdly right above the eye, as if to suggest a raised eyebrow, was a hilarious coincidence.
there are no coincidences. seek your inner wisdom with the sacred mantra of the divine.
ok first of all yes there are coincidences.
secondly i'm not taking wisdom advice from a gnoll who reportedly licks its anus.
oh yeah? and your proof?
ok tumblr i need your help.
i'm working on a painting, "Notable Diary Entry", which is of a man on a bench looking over the sea. there's a giant sailing ship on fire and with additional amounts of heavy chaos, right in front of the man, who is looking up at the ship from his notepad. notable this picture is taken from behind, so you can't see the man's face, and though the man's outline blocks a portion of the ship, the majority of the ship is visible.
use !pixel <x> <y> <rgb> to place a pixel.
!pixel 865 467 007F00
ok, that's a start
!pixel 880 480 ffff00
ok tumblr i need your help.
i'm working on a painting, "Notable Diary Entry", which is of a man on a bench looking over the sea. there's a giant sailing ship on fire and with additional amounts of heavy chaos, right in front of the man, who is looking up at the ship from his notepad. notable this picture is taken from behind, so you can't see the man's face, and though the man's outline blocks a portion of the ship, the majority of the ship is visible.
use !pixel <x> <y> <rgb> to place a pixel.
!pixel 865 467 007F00
harhat
Sir! permission todraw a terrible comic of this!
I'm a ma'am, but yeah!
wour yelcome
THIS NEEDS TO GO VIRAL NOW
really...? you mean it??!!!???
YYes
fun fact: the hat's outside shape was drawn before i even thought to find That Face. that the hat's right side lifts weirdly right above the eye, as if to suggest a raised eyebrow, was a hilarious coincidence.
there are no coincidences. seek your inner wisdom with the sacred mantra of the divine.
if yyou reblog this post you are legally obligated to say what the evil inverse of your blog would be.
serious-tabaxi
tell me something i don't know, hysterical-hyena
oh btw if you follow me make sure to follow my sideblog, serious-tabaxi.
if yyou reblog this post you are legally obligated to say what the evil inverse of your blog would be.
serious-tabaxi
we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am
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personally i prefer semaphore
so prefacing this with the fact that I know that the fun is sorta taken out of this by me translating, but not everyone will have the energy to look it up themselves, so I figured I'd help out.
Morse code: AEEEEE FELL DOWN AND TROKE MY PENIT TODAY YEOWCE OUCH YOUCH!!!! SENT FROM MY TELEGRAPH
Semaphore: NO NOT YOUR PENITS
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