things my sister has said while playing sims starter sentences
❝ don’t put your baby on the floor, Christ! ❞
❝ I know you wanted eleven kids but you’re having two so deal with it ❞
❝ oh god, we need to change that. We are changing your hair right now❞
❝ why are you still alive, you’re like 102! ❞
❝ get out of my house, oh my god. Who even are you? ❞
❝ no you cant have your shitty friend over after school ❞
❝ yeah – whinge, whinge! you are so lucky I haven’t drowned you in a pool❞
❝ you will laugh at my jokes, and you will fall in love with me❞
❝ it was your dream to become a celebrity psychic, not mine!❞
❝ oh come on, I forgot to feed the kid like, one time!❞
❝ WHY WOULD YOU STEAL HER GARDEN GNOME❞
❝ woah, no. I didn’t marry you for 200 shitty dollars where’s my marriage cash?❞
❝ who the FUCK didn’t pay their bills. ❞
❝ I swear if you take my bathroom mirror again I’m going to be so mad❞
❝ stop listening to music and just go to bed! ❞
❝ I don’t even know what language this is❞
❝ when will you get adopted by aliens and give birth to their blue alien baby❞
❝ um is hollaback girl playing on the pop station?❞
❝ don’t you dare set the kitchen on fire again because I will let you burn❞
❝ look at you, staring anxiously out the window - fucking paranoid nerd❞
❝ aw hell no, I didn’t want twins what the fuck❞
❝ guess you should have made sure there was an exit from the pool
before you jumped into it, huh? ❞
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