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tumblr post: farms…. vegetable… lace and linen… sheep… that little moomin bitch….. homemade bread—

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I think about this every day i want to live inside this video

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“The company seems to think I have a very proper image…” 

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NCT & Self-Care ⋆.*ೃ✧

A/N: For this post, just scroll down and find your bias and all the self-care stuff is there - like recipes, lil’ workouts/exercises, and DIY skin-care routines!! Take care of yourselves, guys! 

(Other Self-care posts: BTS, ASTRO)

LEE TAEYONG  ₊˚.༄

Strawberry Yogurt Parfait Recipe!!

😍 3 cups of vanilla yogurt

🍓 1 cup of fresh or frozen strawberries

🥄 1 cup of granola

➳ layer everything in a cup or a bowl!!

MOON TAEIL  ✩°｡⋆

Foods To Fight Against Acne!! (@kloeci on twt)

❤️ dragon fruit: contains vitamin c!! helps with acne, anti-aging and hair

🍒 cherries: a diet rich in antioxidants can decrease mild to moderate acne!!

🍫 contains zinc!! (an acne-fighting nutrient) dark chocolate is also the healthiest kind of chocolate!!

SEO YOUNG HO (JOHNNY)  ༉‧₊˚✧

Easy Morning Workout!! (@skincare_lol on twt)

✨ 20 sec wall sit, 20 leg lifts,

✨ 15 sec plank,15 crunches, 15 squats

💦 remember to drink water!!

NAKAMOTO YUTA  ♡˳೫˚∗

Junk Food Alternatives!! (@selfcareblondie on twt)

🍟 fries ⇢ oven roasted potatoes

🥤 soda ⇢ sparklin water with fruit

🍕 pepperoni pizza ⇢ pita bread pizza with roasted veggies

QIAN KUN  ༊*·˚

How to Get Better Sleep!! (@skincaredesire on twt)

📵 turn off your phone!! get rid of distractions!!

😴 avoid small naps during the day/afternoon and stick to a sleep schedule

🎧 listen to calming music or a soft playlist

KIM DOYOUNG  ❀*ೃ

Skin Care Tips!! (@itselfcare on twt)

🍃 aloe vera helps a lot for clearing skin and making it glow!

💦 wash your face every morning with gentle cleansers (nothing harsh)

😋 always remember to moisturize dry skin! (and drink water!)

CHITTAPHON LEECHAIYAPORNKUL (TEN)  ♡°◌̊

Self-Care Tips for the Morning!! (@viaselfcare on twt)

🙅‍♀️ Don’t go straight to your phone when you wake up!! It’s a bad habit that we all have!!

💦 Drink a glass of water to energize yourself for the day (do it before eating!!)

🍛 Remember to have a big yummy breakfast to make you happy and give you energy for the day!!

JUNG JAEHYUN ･:*✧

How to Make Rose Water!! (@queensource1 on twt)

🌹 put rose petals (it’s okay if they’re dead) and 5 cups of water into a pot

💦 cover the pot and bring the water to a boil

💐 once the water’s boiling, strain the petals then pour the rose water into a spray bottle

🥀 rose water keeps oil at bay, smells good, has anti-inflammatory and antibacterial properties, maintains pH balance and enhances your mood!!

DONG SA SUNG (WIN WIN)  ‧₊˚✩彡.

Strawberry Creamsicle Recipe!! (@cerealthreads on twt)

🍓  ⅛ cup diced strawberries

☕ ½ cup coffee cream

🥛 ½ cup milk

🍓  3 tbs strawberry syrup

💦 ⅛ cup of water

➳ mix all the ingredients together then put into a popsicle mold an put into the freezer for at least 4 hours

KIM JUNGWOO  ♡.°୭

Ways to destress!!

✍️ try colouring or drawing

📚 pick out a new book to read (I’m currently reading Station 11)

🍒 eat a yummy snack! but don’t eat too much!!

🌬️ go outside for some fresh air and take a short walk

WONG YUKHEI (LUCAS)  ˚✧˳⁎˚✧

Bubblegum Lip Scrub for Fanfiction Soft Lips!!

🍯 1 tbs brown sugar

🥥 ½ tsp coconut oil

🍬 2 drops of bubblegum flavoring

💋 3 drops of food coloring for a lip tint (but you don’t need too, it’s optional)

LEE MIN HYUNG (MARK)  ˚₊·

Pineapple Coconut Smoothie Recipe!! (@viaselfcare on twt)

🍍 3 cups of frozen pineapple

🍊 1 cup of orange juice

🥥 1¼ cup of coconut yogurt

HUANG RENJUN  *ೃ✧

Raspberry Peach Smoothie Recipe!! (@viaselfcare on twt)

🍇 1 cup of frozen raspberries

🍑 3⁄4 cup chopped fresh peaches

💓 ½ cup vanilla greek yogurt

🐮 ⅓ cup of milk of choice

LEE JENO  *๑՞

App recommendation!! (Plant Nanny!)

🌼 Plant Nanny is a cute health app where the user has to take care of a cute plant by drinking water!!

💦 For every cup of water you drink, you tap the little circle in the bottom right hand corner and water your plant to make it grow!!

😊 It reminds you to drink water everyday and helps keep track of how healthy your water diet is everyday

LEE HAECHAN .͙୭⁺

Healthy Snacks for When You’re Hungry!!

🍓 frozen yogurt berries

🥥 smoothie bowls (blueberry, coconut + oats, strawberries…)

🥑 avocado toast with chia seeds

NA JAEMIN  ✧⁺｡̊.

Things To Do Before Bed!! (@skincare_lola on twt)

💦  shower + do your skin care routine

😁 brush your teeth so that your teeth whiten and you don’t get bad breath in the morning

👗 pick a cute outfit to wear for the next day!!

SHONG CHENLE  ♡*:.✧

Watermelon and Mint Detox /Infused Water (@lovelythreads on twt)

💦  start off with a jar or glass of water w/ ice cubes

🍉 add sliced watermelons (as many as you want)

🌱 add bits off mint in

➳ this is good for flushing out toxins and helps with fat loss!

PARK JI SUNG  * ੈ♡‧₊˚

Small Exercises for a Smaller Waist (@pastel_livxx on twt)

💫 side planks + bicycle curnches

💫 sit ups + hip thrusts

💫 burpess + russian twists

Masterlists: BTS  // ASTRO // NCT

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Johnny ♡ 181024 Weekly Idol

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obama??? that’s my BRObama , and in bros we TRUST

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this is beautiful i Support

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IM LITERALLY LOSING MY MIND I CNST BREATHEHEE. EDJDJ

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diamonds drippin’ better bring your raincoat ☔️💎

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cutie (tr.)

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Prompts ♡

|prompts| “I’m really lucky to have you.” “I think it’s adorable how easily you blush.” “I just want to take care of you.” “Don’t tell me not to worry, because I’m going to do that anyway.” “I guess time flies when you’re with somebody you love.” “I never want you to think you’re anything less than my top priority.” “You look really cute in that.” “Just don’t buy a goat. I don’t care what you do, just no goats.” “I have a secret.” “I won’t let you get hurt.” “I just got out of the shower, I can’t dance. What if my towel falls off?” “You can’t make up for it by giving me a tic-tac.” “Hey, at least the stars are beautiful tonight, right?” “If I kissed you right now, what would you do?” “You smell nice.” “You just feel really good. Soft and warm…” “If you’re so cold, why didn’t you say something? Come here.” “She’s hiding behind the sofa.” “Just smile, I really need to see you smile right now.” “I just ironed these pants!” “I’m your husband. It’s my job.”   “I won’t let anyone hurt you.” “As long as you’re happy, I’m happy.” “It’s too hot.” “It’s 2am. Go back to sleep.” “You’re seriously like a man-child.” “But i was sitting there” “Spot stealer” “Hey! we match!” “The floor is lava.“ “What color do you like better?” “Am I your husband or your taxi service?” “The door’s locked.” “Remember when you were a kid and you ______ (insert memory)” “I thought you were nice.” “I had a dream about you.” “I work pretty hard around here, but you get all the credit” “Just sleep with one eye open, that’s all I’m saying” “Take off your shirt.” “Are you even human?” “Nothing bad is going to happen, baby, I promise.” “Excuse me for falling in love with you.” “You’re an idiot. I married an idiot.” “Delete it. Now.” “Are we lost or do you know where we are?” “Pillows are over-rated.” “I promise I’ll always be there for you. No matter what. You’re not alone anymore.” “If I trip over one more of your shoes, I’m throwing them all away.” “Aren’t you supposed to be the adult?” “I’m stuck! Help me!” “Your window is across mine and I swear I’m not a pervert but I think you’re  hot. One day you decide to dance to one of my favourite songs. You can’t dance so I laugh and HOLY SHIT both windows are open and you heard me. I wish I was invisible” You’ve been my neighbor for almost three years but every time you come home drunk you try to walk into my flat. It’s 2 am and i’m tired… Wait are you singing ‘love is an open door’ from that frozen movie? “You smell like a wet dog.” “Here, take my blanket.” “Does he know about the baby?” “I’m telling you. I’m haunted.” “D..did you just make that noise?” “It’s just you and me tonight. I was thinking we could have a little fun.” “He’s four years old!!” Make Your Own, State in ask ♥ |Situations| Roommates AU Neighbour AU Domestic AU Soulmates AU Mermaid AU Werewolf AU Childhood Friends AU Vampire AU Ghost AU Ceo AU Co-Workers AU Lovers across time AU Gave a running hug to the wrong person at the airport and knocked you to the ground AU Hey everyone’s a Zombie, are you one too AU Stuck indoors on a rainy day In bed at 2am, blissfully drowsy The anniversary of something Settling in for a cozy night together Seeing each other for the first time in a while Getting Married Someone does something stupid Stuck together for a long period of time Spending a holiday together Right before a passionate/first kiss Being somewhere you’re not supposed to be Love confession Lost in the middle of nowhere Seeing the other dressed up Pretend to real Relationship Choose your own (please specify in ask ♥)

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We love stanning mature adults!

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THE LOOK JISUNG GAVE CHENLE WHEN HE SQUEEZED JISUNG’S THIGH + CHENLE’S APOLOGETIC HUG..,,,

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