bastard core vibes

I am a bastard and you all have to suffer with that

[wolfythewitch]

Someone on twitter asked that I draw philza but bastardcore so afhsgsh

[shadeswift99]

Ranking Hermits based on how much I want to fight them

Because it's 1:08am and I've consumed enough sugar to fear neither man nor god

(this is all in good fun and all in the context of Minecraft of course, I do not want to go to anybody's real life house and punch them that's illegal)

Zedaph: Yes I could probably easily beat him but emotionally? Think of the cost. Devastating. 4/10

Tango: Outcome unclear. I think I could take him in an organized duel but otherwise he seems like he would use his environment to his advantage too well and also fight dirty. 6/10 I'm probably going to end up in lava but at least I can say I tried

Impulse: He doesn't want to fight me but if I choose to start something he could probably mess me up. The pain of getting my ass handed to me would only be surpassed by the pain of knowing it's entirely my fault. 2/10 I don't want to hear the Disappointed Voice he would use to tell me off

Grian: No. NO. Not in any setting under any circumstances. The last time I underestimated a short kid with nothing to lose in a fight I wholeheartedly regretted it, -100/10 short people are to be feared and respected

Iskall: Hm. He is obviously going to beat me up, no question, but I might be able to earn his respect by putting up a good enough fight beforehand. He'll certainly end up laughing at me but 6/10 I'll give it my best shot

Mumbo: I am going to snap this British suit dork in half like a goddamn twig, I am so ready, let me at him I'm going to crack him like a glowstick. 100/10

Cleo: Regardless of whether she could beat me, I have no motivation to fight her. She is already dead so there's not much point. I'll give her 5/10 though because I feel like she might bring a cutlass and being killed by a zombie with a pirate sword would absolutely slap

Joe: I could probably kill Joe but by god he is going to make me feel so bad about my decision to do so. Before he takes his last breath I will probably be having at least seventeen philosophical and moral crises at once. 2/10 I could fight him if I had to but I'd probably end up with him as my therapist afterwards

Jevin: The gloop and the splorch and the squelch would be phenomenal, 11/10 all my stress would be relieved by punching Jev

Wels: Very hard shell. -2/10

Xisuma: I have no real motivation to fight Xisuma, except that it would probably be very fun. Also if I could land a real hit on the guy who wears body armour 24/7 that would be an achievement I could be proud of. 6/10

Bdubs: Call an ambulance now. "But not for me?" you ask? No, it is for me. This man is filled with barely suppressed rage and hidden knives, he would shred me like a cat playing will a roll of toilet paper. -11/10, at least it would be funny though.

Doc: I would not want to fight Doc at all, except that I know the act of not fighting him would cause him to be smug about it, which would light in me a burning need to knock his lights right the fuck out. 11/10 I'm probably going to get clotheslined by a metal arm but I'm going down swinging

Cub: His initial non-fightability makes me nervous. Why is he like that. Why doesn't he want me to fight him. What is he trying to hide. 5/10 I'm not sure if I'm supposed to fight him or not but whichever one I choose it feels wrong

Scar: Hmm... I do not want to fight Scar but I do want to beat up a member of government. 8/10 but only if he's wearing the Mayor outfit and I get to break the monocle

Stress: I would like to fight Stress just to see what she does. There's a 4/5 chance she'll run away but a 1/5 chance she'll do something absolutely unhinged and ruthless (probably involving dogs or potions), and I want to roll the dice and see what I get. 4/10 because I don't think I could actually hurt her if it came to that

False: She is going to take me to pieces in less than five seconds and I will thank her. 10/10 I would be grateful for the privilege

Ren: If I try to fight him he will probably change into his wrestling suit and I do not want to be anywhere near that, 2/10

Etho: Makes me very nervous, too unpredictable. However if I do make the mistake of fighting him he will probably kill me in a fun and creative way. 3/10

Keralis: They always say to go for the eyes, and there's just so much eyes to go for! Endless opportunities, 10/10

[jasper-rolls]

remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fricking anythign

[pooplex-deactivated20140101]

[atomicpowered]

And my personal favorite

[frxppy]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[kimchievic]

This is one of my favorite posts on this goddamn site.

[nancyishappy]

[lornagonigall]

fuck his shit up Nancy you wild bitch

[kiwi]

heavy is the head that wears the cat ears

[fiishnchiips-deactivated2023042]

bee bo bop

[threesorrows]

Just, just look at these two frames from SAD-ist. Just look at them.

The Angel of death filled with rage. The blood god tired of fighting.

[sistertaxon]

there’s me in the corner, there’s me in the spotlight,

[tamatojam]

“The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls.”

[temencmoth]

i made this like a week ago and i was hoping it wouldnt keep being relevant

[phantajam]

having a cc for a fandom you post about on tumblr is like when you’re doing your schoolwork and the teacher stands over you desk and you arent doing anything wrong but suddenly you feel like you’re breaking every school rule and getting the entire assignment incorrect  

[habeascorpseus]

goddd I can't wait to see first time mcc viewers have no idea what the fuck is going on on may 29 as the rest of the mcyt fanbase dons our superbowlsonas and start talking stats and predictions like fantasy league nerds

[habeascorpseus]

Genuinely you all have no fucking idea how much mcc (and minecraft monday) built this fanbase to be the way it is. without mcc the sbi wouldn't be nearly as big. we wouldn't get to see cool but rarely seen dynamics like techno and Niki. the practice streams (when people decide to do them) are really helpful in building your own skills with the tricks and tips that you learn from them. there will wouldn't be as many in- jokes like "dream hates iron doors", or "wilbur hates ace race an inordinate amount" or "wilbur-ing/wilbur glitching", or even just build mart in it's entirety. I am genuinely so happy that mcc is coming back. even if it's still scuffed as hell. at least it will give the fanbase something to come together for

[its-elvie-innit]

It is really like the superbowl for minecraft fans, but turned up to ten. The excited race to get snacks with so many other people, the hype and joy of seeing your friends yell over team matchups, the inside jokes and the pvp/non-hermitcraft-team fans when we have to watch our teams babyrage at buildmart, right next to the cheering of hermitcraft team fans as they get to see their streamers take control with something they're so good at

Watching the first Saturday of every month come around start off with another mocking tweet from Scott smajor. it's just so fun

[timedeo-moved-deactivated202105]

its superbowl for gay people

[keroseneinhalers]

fruit bowl

[higgzorz]

the walking dad

[m86-deactivated20171116]

where’s he going

[higgzorz]

hardware store

[cuuno-moved]

not enough people talk about how niki was literally spiralling in a way that was meant to mirror wilbur in pogtopia just before she joined the syndicate. maybe it’s because not as many people watch her pov but. her secret city was canonically full of stacks of dusty, haphazard furniture that she never bothered to move and she wrote in random diaries which chat canonically wrote back in. she gave up on making a city for a while and just sat in a room in the ground, talking to voices through her books. it was joining the syndicate that helped her break out of that spiral ie “I started baking again” and i just wish more people acknowledged that we saw a reflection of what would have happened if wilbur got the help he needed in niki’s character arc.

anyway what I’m saying is schizophrenic nd niki who is now managing her symptoms in a healthy way and starting to heal from her trauma thank you

you are so right thank you

[buhbyeeee-deactivated20220103]

Wanted to draw more of my Techno design

[gorps]

Liberal idpol is literally just pseudo progressive white supremacy

[firebendinglemur]

don’t make me tap the sign:

[feefal]

Growth stages of various mushrooms! from young spore to wisened, old granny fungi.

[third-nature]