Thatās all fun and good but I guarentee their systems are filtering out spam.
According to what other people have suggested, include keywords which will make sure your submission gets through, and avoid keywords that might filter it.
Expletives are probably filtered, as well as major meme keywords like āShrekā, āmemeā, āScriptā, āBeeā, āFurryā, āFanfictionā, āGayā, also āBezosā is probably filtered too I bet.
Keywords that are hypothetically more likely to get your post noticed: āPamphletsā, āUnionsā and āUnionizationā, āCapitalismā, āWagesā, āProfitā, āLaborā, āWorkersā, āEmailsā, āRightsā, etc. Things that would be mentioned in union emails or pamphlets. Also, use keywords that identify you as an actual employee: āWarehouseā, āCompanyā, āEmployeeā, āCoworkerā, āShiftā, āOn Breakā, etc.
So, sentences like these will help increase legidimacy: āAnother employee in the warehouse has been handing out pamphlets on unionization and talking about workers rights.ā or āIām getting emails from someone in the warehouse about labor laws and criticizing the companyās wages.ā
Use things like U(state letters)(number) in the tagline and at the start. Make the name and email seem legit. Flood their systems with useless info.
So say you get past filters. Someoneās gonna read your submission, and you want to get them going. Have a strong, in-character intro and conclusion, since those will be skimmed first. Include your misleading content in the body of your submission, and try to hide it well. For instance:
gracieabrams
titsay
dailybridgerton
gamechangershow
vaporwave
tangentwithtanner
prguitarman
romaincrisis
