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[marklikely]

i am so fucking sick of the chokehold this video has had on my brain for the last two days

[tabletopresources]

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[splendidland]

batman & joker are married

[twitter]

[i-am-also-pumat-sol]

🌶🌶🌶

[i-am-also-pumat-sol]

Ceci n'est pas une Étoile

[toxictiktoks]

[macaronicowgurl]

[galmiahthepigeon]

shocked and betrayed.

[crittizen]

Sound ON

[multishipping-goodness]

@thedeadmemereturns

[thedeadmemereturns]

[skyholic-deactivated20180115]

Have A Nice Day!

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

rb to 今日はｈａｖｅ　ａ　ｎｉｃｅ　ｄａｙ

[nb-tomfool]

This post radiates positive energy

[rabbitrecycle-deactivated202206]

HAVE A NICE DAY

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[heartattackmedication]

Help us kick Bezos in the dick

Boss Baby Bezos is at it again! Amazon opened a union busting website for people to report workers unions, so lets do the world a favor and waste Jeff’s time, money, and life energy (I hope) by spamming his website with bogus reports. Eat shit, Jeff.

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

Y’ALL THEY DON’T HAVE A WORD LIMIT

I JUST SENT THEM THE ENTIRE BEE MOVIE SCRIPT

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

update: did you guys know all of les mis is online for free

did you know it takes roughly 5-10 dedicated minutes of clicking and holding to copypaste the entire thing

take a wild guess what i sent our old pal jeff 

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

UPDATE update:

[dat-eyebrows]

That’s all fun and good but I guarentee their systems are filtering out spam.

According to what other people have suggested, include keywords which will make sure your submission gets through, and avoid keywords that might filter it.

Expletives are probably filtered, as well as major meme keywords like “Shrek”, “meme”, “Script”, “Bee”, “Furry”, “Fanfiction”, “Gay”, also “Bezos” is probably filtered too I bet.

Keywords that are hypothetically more likely to get your post noticed: “Pamphlets”, “Unions” and “Unionization”, “Capitalism”, “Wages”, “Profit”, “Labor”, “Workers”, “Emails”, “Rights”, etc. Things that would be mentioned in union emails or pamphlets. Also, use keywords that identify you as an actual employee: “Warehouse”, “Company”, “Employee”, “Coworker”, “Shift”, “On Break”, etc.

So, sentences like these will help increase legidimacy: “Another employee in the warehouse has been handing out pamphlets on unionization and talking about workers rights.” or “I’m getting emails from someone in the warehouse about labor laws and criticizing the company’s wages.”

Use things like U(state letters)(number) in the tagline and at the start. Make the name and email seem legit. Flood their systems with useless info.

So say you get past filters. Someone’s gonna read your submission, and you want to get them going. Have a strong, in-character intro and conclusion, since those will be skimmed first. Include your misleading content in the body of your submission, and try to hide it well. For instance:

[justsomeantifas]

yes, again, your memes and jokes arent going to be as helpful. please actually waste THEIR time. not YOUR time.

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[mchashimi]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[leradny]

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

[getlostpeeves]

It fucking WORKED.

[kezia-kawaii]

give me money

i can’t afford to breathe

[mercury-kid]

i need to fix my whole life please

[wind-the-music-box]

….. Pentacles.

[allaboutthebooz]

Please

[stonerchick8130]

Please..

[breelandwalker]

I need to make bank this weekend, let’s make it happen, you little five-pointed darlings!

[thelightofmorning-deactivated20]

Pretty please? I could use a few grand now thanks to a broken arm…

[oshun67]

We Exist- we go waaaaaay back

[wanksy]

hi the artist is ryan long, these are just a few pieces from a larger series…i’ve seen this post so many times but never once with an actual artist credit :-(

[jeanjauthor]

These are all wonderful, and I’m doubly grateful to see the artist named & recognized!

[weaver-z]

Imagine if the garbage celebs who made that “Imagine” song cover had put half as much effort into their singing as these pro stunt artists put into their own quarantine content: a fight scene performed by over a dozen stunt artists, remotely.

[authorized-trash]

i laughed so hard when the guy swung the kid lmfao

[weaver-z]

I’m still straight up DYING over that ngl

[transparentgentlemenmarker]

[fumblingoverwords]

SNORT

[desertedbluffs-deactivated20201]

im sure this has already been done before but

[roobeeca-deactivated20220706]

Nobody:

Ludwig the Holy Blade:

[dirkcipherart]

Let them be happy and revel as babes… but make sure you have enough hats

[mossymandibles]

The NPCs I sent to the Cathedral Ward watching me re-spawn for the 800th time in a row in a span of 20 minutes

[amygdalae]