i think im gonna clang in this trolley

metta/avery | 29 | they/them tumblr tried to kill me but im back About ask for anything to be tagged, i use the '#trigger tw' format

[marklikely]

hi this is my pinned post now

about me | letterboxd | my rats

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[marklikely]

if it gets one degree hotter in my apartment im killing my landlord

[marklikely]

i feel so bad for banana bread he used to be my most social and inquisitive rat who would come running every time i opened the door or walked by their cage but ever since coffee cake was put down on friday he has just been sitting in the same hammock alone. he goes out to eat and drink a little but then he just goes right back to the same spot. he won't spend time with the older rats anymore and i tried giving him more of his favorite toys but he just ignores them. :'-(

[kisseism]

what if i want my life to be a long conversation with you. what then

[r2x2]

The Amnesty International report that JK Rowling is trying to censor through legal threats.

It can also be found on Google Drive here and on Bluesky here.

[cbarc]

Please save and share this info where possible. This report has since been removed by Amnesty International due to legal threats of libel from JK Rowling. This information is no longer easily accessible.

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

did anything crazy happen in ur town?

yes

no

one next to mine

one my friend/family member/partner lives in

results

Remaining time: 8 hours 36 minutes

[calebwittebane]

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

[cringeunworthy]

I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one

[zapatism]

lol ur watching the world cup finals sorry im too busy HAVING SEX

(texting my dick guy) we gotta have sex rn i just blogged

(dick guy) im watching the world cup

[sforzzz]

i agree that kids deserve and need more access to HRT earlier in life should they desire to transition but i really hate that the main argument in favor of it is "we need to have people transition earlier before PERMANENT IRREVERSIBLE DAMAGE makes it so they can NEVER EVER look like their desired gender and they'll be FOREVER UGLY AND CLOCKY"

[sforzzz]

like i just want more bodily autonomy for everyone why do we gotta frame it like this

[geyfrog]

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

[marklikely]

i must have developed mountain blindness because the results of that poll genuinely shocked me what do you mean most people are at sea level. doesn't everyone live 3000 feet up or more unless they live in florida

[charl0ttan]

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

[charl0ttan]

How high above sea level are you right now?

0-250 feet

251-500 feet

501-750 feet

751-1000 feet

1001-2000 feet

2001-3000 feet

3001-4000 feet

4001-5000 feet

5001-6000 feet

6001-7000 feet

7001-8000 feet

8001+ feet

Voting ended onJul 19

[psshaw]

[lilifred]

everyone's talking about the ibs/autism haha funny comparison thing while I'm still stuck on the concept that hamsters exist in the wild. like naturally

tf do you mean they're a wild creature. you find those ankle-biters at the pet store

[psshaw]

Not a biologist, but the evolution of mammals is way more granular than you might expect. Humans are the sole surviving species of the genus Homo, which was a real party before the other ones went extinct. You're in for a fun time.

Domestic cats are believed to be domesticated not from tigers, but from the African wildcat:

Which evolved to be small just because it's sometimes more useful to be small.

And no, hamsters are not off-brand rats. They're part of the rodent order, which includes beavers, moles, capybaras, guinea pigs (yes, also wild) and lots of other fun things:

[thesecretuncle]

Shit. This dude knows an extreme amount about a niche subject. Crazy what you can accomplish when you have treatment resistant IBS

[psshaw]

I want it on record that I shit mostly normal.

[angelspouse]

(with the intention of ordering grapes from the lemonade stand) hey

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Dr Strangelove, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb : Stanley Kubrick : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Arc

Stanley Kubrick’s painfully funny take on Cold War anxiety is one of the fiercest satires of human folly ever to come out of Hollywood. The

YOU NEED TO HAVE WATCHED STANLEY KUBRICK'S 1964 NUCLEAR SATIRE MASTERPIECE DR. STRANGELOVE, OR: HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE BOMB, NOW.

[aureliagaming]

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool