EXCUSE ME HI

--home-- hi and welcome to hell my name is nicola and i will be your guide.

[dat-eyebrows]

Commission slots are open at $40! I’m hoping to do a few of these each month.

I love to play with flower meanings, so tell me about your character!

For more of my portfolio, check out my instagram account https://www.instagram.com/coleybacher/. Contact me here, there, on Twitter or Reddit for more info!

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[dat-eyebrows]

Now also offering sketches for $20…

…and simple color/bg for $35!

[planeposting]

Me when I am playing toys

[planeposting]

Tumblr is fucking easy I can just post a silly gif and you fuckers eat it up

[aletheyass]

tes THDPSSSSPS 💜

[apas-95]

wgat did u say

[geopsych]

Grasses in the wind.

[grubarchived]

green wheat field with cypress tree, vincent van gogh

[lleyksie]

brown bears ʕ⁠·⁠ᴥ⁠·⁠ʔ

[ilovecoelacanths]

went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks dont mine the deep’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[cosmonaut-observer]

If you live in the UK you need to see this

Protect Internet Freedom from now until forever. It's important existentially! Americans stand with UK citizens in our struggle against government censorship

[russettrush]

Growing up in the online world: a national consultation

We are consulting on further measures to prepare children for the future in an age of rapid technological change. This includes potential ag

Got the link via @finalducc

If you live in the UK, please be sure to take part in this!

[marasfanfics]

Also, please beware - many of these questions are trick questions, phrased to indicate that the government is only looking for support for their dipshit ideas. Things like "Which types of websites should have minimum age restrictions?" are irrelevant, and further show they're only looking for people to support their idiocy.

Please use guides like the EFF to answer these questions.

No, the UK’s Online Safety Act Doesn’t Make Children Safer Online

Young people should be able to access information, speak to each other and to the world, play games, and express themselves online without t

Age Verification and Age Gating: Resource Hub

Age verification (or age-gating) laws generally require online services to check, estimate, or verify all users’ ages—often through invasive

[treeen]

[ID: A screenshot of a Discord discussion:

First post by user englishotter.bsky.social reading:

"A quick heads up; The UK government is currently holding a consultation on the Online Safety Act. The consultation lasts until the end of next month.

Please fill it out if you live in the UK and/or share it around to get more eyes on it."

A response by an user whose handle is hidden:

"We have a chance of removing the Online Safety Act!

Any UK residents, PLEASE take the time to fill out the whole form. If we want to remove ID verification on websites that actually don't need it, we need to take action NOW!"

End ID]

The consultation is open until May 26th, 2026 at 11:59 pm.

Addition by @disabledlovingdisabled: this is for people who live inside the uk not uk citizens! if you are a non-citizen resident please take it!

[cryptotheism]

[kyonite]

trying to create an ebay account to sell smthn and tell me why I can't use my REAL LEGAL LAST NAME because it includes "dick" which ebay considers offensive

BUT THEN IN THEIR MISREPRESENTATION POLICY THEY SAY YOU CAN'T COLLECT MONEY TO A BANK ACCOUNT THAT'S NOT IN YOUR BUSINESS OR LEGAL NAME. BUT MY LEGAL NAME INCLUDES DICK, WHICH YOU CONSIDER OFFENSIVE.

the sanitization of the internet is so fucking stupid we live in the stupidest time

[librarycard]

[looks for you in everything] [finds you there]

[oldenglishtextposts]

[asece þe in æghwa] [gefinde þe þær]

[sumerianlanguage]

[𒀀𒈾𒈨𒀀 𒈬𒌷𒆥𒆥𒂗] [𒆠 𒂗𒊒𒉈𒂗]

[stupidestasshole]

every time you revlog this post, a new baby spider is born #miracleoflife

[rylandgraces]

Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller Director's Commentary Notes

[largishcat]

okay now that we’ve a had couple lesbian blockbusters and milfs are having a romance moment, we need to bring back the manic pixie dream girl. she was never fuckin suited to fixing all the problems of some boring twenty year old everyman, but you know who could actually benefit from a quirky free-spirited blue haired girl with pronouns (she/they)? a newly divorced forty-something mom who’s trying to learn how to be herself for the first time in her life

[ashenmind]

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[definitely-not-a-plant]

[imjunebitch]

[wulfhalls]

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

[cumaeansibyl]

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

[aromanticduck]