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thought i would draw a hot dog
I JUST KNOW SHE SMELLS LIKE SHES NEVER SEEN A SHOWER. poor girl needs help to take a bath, just a little company to help scrub her down and maybe give her a trim. maybe. dogs of course, cannot bathe themselves as we all know.
this is my friend's netrunner character, a respectable individual if i could persuade you to believe
Reblog if you want to gag on girl cock.
nurse, inject him with 5800cc of saltine solution
he's dead. 👍
sad! well, there's other patients. for now
savage dad jokes, the only way he knows.
new kind of homunculus just dropped
I need to give a girl an earth shattering prostate orgasm and then keep going until she cries
For my mental health
Manifesting someone does this to me for christmas
i really love lucy steel.. also this is my first post! horray!
wip of a silly idea an interaction with my sibling inspired me to do mayhaps i will finish this mayhaps not
don't tell the cis but i am Suffering Consequences for my Hubris in thinking I could Defy Biology (boobs getting in the way while doing tasks)
How do I tell people they can touch my tits without directly asking them to touch my tits 🤔
transfem who’s so excited to have boobs that she has to physically restrain herself from flashing them to everyone she knows.
Oh hey it's me
Bacteria do have souls, but binary fission doesn’t produce new souls 99% of the time, so most single celled organisms share these sprawling souls that just get bigger every time they divide. Over time they compact down into these big mats of soul get compacted into geological layers that gradually accrete to the world soul. Sexual reproduction creates new souls but they’re much shorter lived as a result, and rarely make it into the bedrock, so most of the world spirit is from the Proterozoic.
but do viruses have souls?
No. Some people think that this is because viruses have no metabolism and can’t reproduce on their own, and therefore do not qualify as life. In fact it is just because they are too small. Pneumatons, the constituent particle of soul, have a wavelength of about 1 micrometer, and so can’t be contained in cell membranes or protein envelopes smaller than that. This also means the smallest bacteria also don’t have souls. This includes mitochondria and their immediate ancestors, which was a major impetus for their symbiosis with eukaryotes in the first place. The eukaryote cell got a source of energy, and in return the mitochondria finally got to directly apprehend a portion of divine eternity.
this is super useful information, thank you!
hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you
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"hit His prostate this" "milk His prostate that"
where are the fucking posts about milking Her prostate.
heres 5 quick tips to Obliterating you favorite girls prostate~ 💖💖💖
10 best ways to destroy her prostate
Some tips from a girl with a prostate: * DESTROY IT. Her girldick/clit/whatever might be soft and sensitive, but her prostate is not. It needs punishment. You have to fuck her hard, and relentlessly. If she wants to get her g-spot pounded until she cums so hard she nearly blacks out, you need to talk and explain that you might have to push her. You might have to make her cry. There is a solid chance this will make her dripping wet. * DESTROY IT softly. Or rather, with a soft tool. The amount of brutal fucking you’re going to do means you run the risk of tearing her, and then she’s out of action for play for 1-6 months. Find a nice, super-soft toy if you’re going to peg her. Bio-dick is also pretty great, texture and firmness wise. Fingers might be too firm and intense for her, so be aware of that, and hard plastic toys are really hard to learn with. * Have a firm understanding of how to reach it. It’s fairly shallow, and to the front. Bottoming out in her is fun as fuck, but remember that it’s not the best way to make her into a drooling, mewling mess. Right past the tightest point of her hole is the sweet spot, and you’re aiming for the back of whatever hardware she has in front. Fuck her from behind, into the mattress. Push her knees up to her ears, if you’re railing her from the front. Have her lean back, and let you watch the whole show, if she’s riding on top of you. Go for the full nelson, instead of reverse cowgirl, if she’s on top and inverse to you. * Fuck her brain the hardest of any part of her. Know her kinks and fantasies, and engage with them. Use words and phrases that will make her quiver, maybe watch her favorite kind of porn together, during. Indulge her, and put her in the most receptive place to have her mind melt into desperate lust. * Foreplay. Like any other girl, if she’s aching for it long before you begin, she’s most likely to cum like a rocket. Get into her head, and stay there all day. * Desperation. Make sure she hasn’t cum for at least a few days, ideally a week. Tease her. Edge her. Make her edge herself. If she’s into it, consider chastity. * Set the scene. She needs to feel safe, comfortable and like she has all the time in the world. You can’t “fit this in” to your schedule, this IS your schedule, if you want to make it happen. Likewise, remove any negative vibes from her mind that you can. If she’s got genital dysphoria, take her junk out of the equation with cute lingerie or chastity. Make her feel unpressured to perform, but also let her know how much you’d enjoy seeing her squirt for you. * Pay attention. You’ll know when you’re getting it right from the pathetic/adorable noises she’ll start making. Do more of that. * Do it often. Even if you don’t get her to cum from prostate/g-spot stimulation alone the first time, or the tenth, it’s a process. She needs to learn how to lean into it, how to “let it happen”. She needs to be able to practice, so she can learn to cum for you the way you both want. * Have fun.
I do very much appreciate this information. 💜 Another reblog it is.
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i hate that we can't find people annoying anymore like being annoyed by the way people act is a moral failure now that's crazy
Hello tumblr… here’s Polnareff doodles bc i miss him :’3 I used to draw him literally every day I actually miss him come back to me Polnareff.
