old enough to have been worried about y2k, but young enough not to understand who darren is or why it matters that there was more than one.
and that's enough on me, this blog is for my klance writings. sometimes i post excerpts, progress updates, ficlets, and silliness.
all questions welcome (including nsfw), but leave fandom drama at the door. i don't care what's going on, i have a life and i'm busy writing. also if i don't answer right away, i'm busy, give me a few days.
use the search option on the blog to look up key words in your ask. i might have already answered your question.
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ao3 fics posted so far:
Change Ringtone For Keith Kogane? (25,778 words, rated T)
younger ceo Keith who takes his assistant for granted. older assistant Lance who gets tired of being taken for granted and leaves. happy ending.
Sex is Better on the Moon (181,908 words so far, rated E)
half galra Keith who lives like a total hermit. half altean Lance who gets stranded with only Keith for help. happy ending. (music post, spotify playlist, if you have a suggestion, send it in!)
use #sibotm spoilers to filter them out
Dog Days (35,502 words, rated E)
summer vacation fic where Lance gets a dog, gets asked out for the first time, and meets his soulmate, not exactly in that order. it's a magical experience.
DNI: Lance (1,473 words, rated T)
Lance finds Keith's socmed and proceeds to ask him about it. he finds out far more than he meant to.
When the Dust Settles, Soft and Unheard (1,360 words, rated T)
Lance gets dolled up for a picnic date. untagged, watch out.
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tags to watch, plus its and bits:
answered asks
color chat for group chat shenanigans
polls
excerpts from wips
is red writing things for ficlets, thoughts etc
music (spotify playlist for sibotm)
all sibotm stuff
sibotm worldbuilding only
sibotm art
change ringtone for keith kogane & extras
wedding stuff, pregnant Lance
dog days & extras
if Lance was transformed instead
wips: (as of July 2, 2025)
lmtmll a.k.a. hostage - wip (next in line to be posted bc y'all voted for it)
100% drafted, undergoing edits, @ 45k
iakoawsad a.k.a. interrupted/bunny!Lance - wip
90% drafted, @ 54k
heavy metal heart a.k.a. music - wip
70% drafted, @ 77k
basket - wip
100% drafted, @ 25k
money - wip
95% drafted, @ 5k
the gardener - wip
78% drafted, @ 23k
that one really long fic i'm going to dismantle and sell for parts a.k.a. the scientist - wip
60% drafted, pending complete rewrite, @ 168k
dizzy, dizzy, dizzy a.k.a. zombie fic - wip
92% drafted, @ 7k
wanna go steady? - wip
100% drafted, @ 3k
perfect man, half off - wip
99% drafted, @ 39k
F.A.Q.:
“What fics/books/writings inspire you?”
i'm not inspired by writing. i can be moved by it, but writing does not inspire me to create. i get my inspiration from conversation, movies, and art. images and audio. oh, and blue. she merely needs to speak and the little gremlin in my head will start cranking away.
“What klance fics do you recommend?”
none. i don't read klance fic, but you can check the notes on this ask for recommendations from other people.
“Will you ever reveal yourself/your fics/your other fandoms?”
not likely, but you can try and ask. :)
“What writing program do you use?”
Ellipsus. more info here.
“Bookbinding, can I do it with your works?”
as long as it's 1) for personal use only 2) without intent of redistribution 3) you are not uploading my works to any website, and 4) there's no monetary compensation involved, it's fine. it's your time and money, do whatever you want with it.
some websites save the work and make it available for purchase to the public (always read the terms and conditions!) and that can land us in some hot water, so don't do that.
to be safe, print directly from software that's in your hard drive (e.g.: word, libre office etc.), not a website! if you're printing it via a browser (assuming it's not ao3), that's a website!
“Can I send you an ask even if I don't know you?”
none of you know me, so yeah, go ahead.
“How long will [fic] be?”
buddy, i have no idea. i just write until it's complete and all is resolved.
Idk if you've answered this before but is iakoawsad omegaverse? Since Keith goes into rut and Lance into heat, I guessed so but maybe it's just because they are animal hybrids? Wanted to ask. And also J was curious what kind of genitalia bunny Lance has. Ofc u dont have to answer, and I ofc love all the options. Im just curious about the anatomy since half Altean Lance's was very different in sibotm, I was wondering if you went deliciously creative in this one too
idk if i've answered this already either tbh. i remember answering something about omegaverse, but idk that it had anything to do with iakoawsad. i'm too lazy to check lol.
not technically omegaverse? there's no alpha/beta/omega. it's.. hm. i think y'all will just have to read it to find out. i didn't go wild with the genetalia this time tho, so there's no such surprises. sorry!
Im going down the rabbit hole aka bunny Lance's- aka Imma be rereading everything u posted about iakoawsad and be thankful the whole time🙏🏼🙏🏼
lol i was rereading this fic like yesterday.
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“Uh, he…” Keith said, and Lance started off again, gathering their used dishes to place them in the sink and began washing them with a vengeance. “He was fine.”
“Just fine?” Lance said disbelievingly. “Your own brother set you up with this guy, thinking you would hit it off. There had to be something there to make him think it would work.”
Wanting nothing more than to please Lance, Keith struggled to think of literally any reason Shiro might have picked Malik. But all Keith could think of was that he had brown eyes and skin like Lance. Not that Shiro knew that, but Keith blushed anyway.
Lance turned around when he did not answer, hands gripping the sink behind him. His mouth pinched sourly.
“So he was cute?” Lance said, ears twitching in irritation.
“I didn't say that,” Keith said quickly. “He was fi —”
“Don't say fine!”
“Well, ugh, okay, he was cute, I guess!” Keith said, throwing his hands up in defeat. “It doesn't matter though, because we had nothing in common!”
And Lance went stock still. He crossed his arms, narrowed his eyes, and said, “Neither do we.”
Keith's brain stuttered and his heart promptly flatlined. He struggled to come back to himself, but the implication was vibrating beneath his skin. And he had a sudden desperate need to take Lance by the arms and kiss him.  It was a desire that had been steadily growing in his chest, so large now that there was hardly room for anything else.
“I mean, we seem to get along just fine,” Lance said, red faced. He seemed to have realized the implications he made. “We argue a lot, but we're still friends. You're telling me you couldn't have worked something out with the wolf?”
“He's not my type!” Keith said when he finally managed to get his brain back online.
Lance frowned, turned to shut off the water, and leaned his back against the sink.
“You have a type?” Lance said.
The blood drained out of Keith's face and his skin went clammy and chilled even as his heart gave a hard thump.
You.  It's you, it's you, it's you —
“Doesn't everyone?” Keith said, desperate to deflect. “Don't you?”
“I'm not hard to please,” Lance said. “I want a man who makes me laugh, likes my food, my scent, and wants kids.”
Three out of four was not bad in Keith's opinion. But Lance wanted all four. And a rabbit, of course, which Keith was not.
i think i followed your account by accident because ive never read any of your fics.. until now. theyre.. unique. and interesting. have a good day
that's not unusual. it's very easy to accidentally hit follow while scrolling. i know it's happened to me a few times. thanks for reading, and right back atcha. have a good one. ✌️Â
what’s up king was rereading this could’ve been an email and wanted to check in how’s it hanging
ey, sweet! enjoy!
sweaty tbh. hot as balls around here. i actually had a dream just last night that i was on a quest for ice cream down main street of my hometown. woke up dying, fell asleep with a compress on my jugular, and then dreamt i was cold (same place, only heading home on foot) only to wake AGAIN shivering bc it worked TOO WELL.
i also started reading actual books at breakfast and just got through carrie by stephen king. that dude is overly preoccupied with tits and rape and slapping "hysterical" women. but now that i've read the book, i'm so disappointed with the movies. casting directors are so terrified of fat girls. they keep making carrie a skinny waif. because only skinny girls are capable of inciting sympathy in an audience i guess!
give me fat girl carrie! i want my carrie fat and vengeful!
anyway, now i'm reading light from uncommon stars by ryka aoki.
also looked over older fics because i cycle through them whenever i get fed up with whatever i'm currently working on. ended up starting two new fics (different fandom), and now i'm circling back to vld. so i'd say i'm good. hope you're doing well, too!
i'm doing great, thanks for asking ❤️ tho the heat is frying my brain on the daily and giving me migraines. 💖
funny tidbit: the bag boy at the store today was so distracted in his conversation that he exceeded six attempts to place a bag of chips into the bag. yellow and i fully stopped our own conversation to silently watch him fail for a full ten seconds. and he just kept talking and missing the bag, doing nothing to help himself until he FINALLY stopped talking long enough to LOOK at what he was doing.
then i promptly started laughing so hard that my hunger/dehydration headache grew into a migraine.
sometimes courage isn't enough bc i once wrote a letter confessing my feelings to my crush (this was before cellphones were for anyone other than business people and rich kids) and they liked me back so they thought it was a PRANK their friends were playing on them and we didn't date until three years later after a chance encounter where i confused them with an ex,
I remember my bday last year, it was around these days and i was really really habppy bc i got a notification from ur updates, since that same time is coming i thought "oh how is red doing btw" And i really send my best wishes to you and that everything is going well, your fics are a happy topic between one of my dearest friend (she doesnt actually reads ur fanfics because she cannot read heavy klance angst,, on klance angst in general. But she hears me talk about them all the time and im sure she enjoys it as well
So the point is, you are being tought of and we hope everything is going well
happy birthday. sweet of you thank you. im good as can be.
angst isn't for everyone tho i personally wouldn't classify my fics as angst? (well except that one fic. we all know the one. c:) but i am likely very biased and my angst scale is a tad fucked up.
we do this in the gc. whenever someone has a big emotion for a fic, they'll send links and rant for a hot minute even tho no one else knows what the fuck they're talking about. it's all good in the hood tho. we happily engage with each other anyway. great thing about friends is they don't have to know what you're talking about to throw their support behind you.
talking about fic and tagging (or lack thereof) and how purple didn't feel like tagging things when posting. told her it was alright as long as she clicked the "creator chose not to blah blah blah" option and then used that one fic as an example where i used like three tags and put nothing that indicated what the story was about and blue BIT ME TWICE bc she read that story and was extremely upset by it lol
