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Max Jägerman RP account/Ask blog - 18+ Minors DNI please - Asks Welcome - This Max is hella Gay™ - No pre-determined relationships

[i-am-jagerman]

looks around. hello i am just a friendly guy, i swear. please dont attack me! 😄

...

You know sayin' that shit just makes me wanna attack you more, right?!

You and that stupid fuckin' bowtie.

Seriously, what are you supposed to be?

[i-am-jagerman]

im making out with u

Woah!

What the fuck?!

Who--

You wanna get smacked, dude?!

You can't just go around making out with dudes like that!

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[i-am-jagerman]

happy pride max!!!

ABOUT TIME ONE OF YOU BITCHES WISHED ME A HAPPY PRIDE

not that i care??

like why does it even matter to me right?

UNLESS YOU MEANT NIGHTHAWK PRIDE!

...maybe i should get myself a pin

[thetimeb4stard]

michie I forgot to post bc I'm just silly like that

[i-am-jagerman]

hey so you wanted to confess again.

if you couldn't tell by the picture, richie showed up this time and it worked.

also macnamara showed up and said he loved richie as well which was pretty crazy considering i had interacted with him 2 minutes before and he thought MY mii had a crush on him 😒

y'all gay now.

ABOUT TIME HE GOT HIS ACT TOGETHER AND SHOWED UP

Look at him. He can't stop looking at me.

Stupid, cute nerd.

Hold on. Does that say we're IN LOVE?!

SPANKING ON MY HOLY?! WHAT?!

[wecanbeheropons]

He is, in fact, not sorry.

[i-am-jagerman]

yup ur getting pegged

PEGGED?!

Like... wait- you mean...

As if! ...No fuckin' way!

You're talking complete bullshit, dude.

...But, like, by who?

[hateboat]

hello i have not posted in a billion years (overhand tosses max jaegerman in the classic guy in an eighties horror fit)

[i-am-jagerman]

dude you tried to confess to richie and he didn't even show up.

The-- The fuck?!

Is he DEAD? 'Cause he's GONNA be if he doesn't have a damn good reason to-!

...Whatever. I don't care. He's just a fucking loser.

Worst day of my life.

[i-am-jagerman]

hey i made the jacket you wear, butthead

Now THAT is more like it

Look at those THREADS my guy

you get a pass on the butthead comment, dork

GOOOOO NIGHTHAWKS!!!

[i-am-jagerman]

Are you an eco-friendly kind of guy..? The condom in my pocket expires tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?

H-Holy shit...

That is one HELL of a pick up line.

Consider that stolen, bitch.

...also were you being serious, 'cause like... sure???

[i-am-jagerman]

it's you!

I AM WAY HOTTER THEN THAT!

...I'm pretty cute, huh.

Yeah. Okay. Jägerman seal of approval.

Now throw me at Richie!

[alrightlarusso]

i just want you to know something that happened when you first interacted.

[i-am-jagerman]

THIS IS FUCKING SLANDER!!!!!!!!

...call me shakespear or whatever i guess.

[i-am-jagerman]

it's you!

I AM WAY HOTTER THEN THAT!

...I'm pretty cute, huh.

Yeah. Okay. Jägerman seal of approval.

Now throw me at Richie!

[i-am-jagerman]

should i add you to my tomodachi life island, richie is already there

OBVIOUSLY!!!

I mean.

I don't care. Can I bully him in that game?

Please. Make us date?

[i-am-jagerman]

HEY NERDS.

MY INBOX IS EMPTY.

You know what to do.

Or else.

[i-am-jagerman]

you do realize that shitlips follows you

and that youve stated your penis size on this blog

richard lipshitz now knows the size of your penis

I AINT SAID EXACTLY HOW BIG IT IS. SHEESH.

And even if I did I wouldn't give a shit if he knew or not!

He should be thanking me for adding to his spank bank!

...I wonder how big he is...

[i-am-jagerman]

A little gift from shitlips

WHAT IS THIS WEEB SHIT?

Is that... meant to be you, shitlips?

Almost make yourself look cute.

Wh-which is totally unrealistic!!!