MAX

Max Jägerman RP account/Ask blog - 18+ Minors DNI please - Asks Welcome - This Max is hella Gay™ - No pre-determined relationships

[i-am-jagerman]

Which is better yuri or yaoi (trust I'm not a nerdy prude)

Nerdy ass question though.

You're asking if I like chicks on chicks or dudes on dudes, right?

...I plead the fifth.

[i-am-jagerman]

Don't worry. Richie Lipschitz lifesize chewtoy Delivered Right To Your Doorstep!!!! Infinite entertainment for someone who's totally not a dog.

I mean what who said that? The wind's really loud today...

-🐿🌧

This'll do until I can get my teeth into the real thing.

Wasn't expecting it to be life-size.

Or so accurate.

...

WHERE AM I MEANT TO KEEP THIS?!

[i-am-jagerman]

Richie Lipschitz as chewtoy, think about it. Trust me, this is a peak idea.

-🐿️🌧️

He does look like it'd be fun to just... sink my teeth into him and shake him around a bit.

Hey! Wait!

I ain't a fucking dog!

[i-am-jagerman]

I know what you are.

A super cool awesome stud?

A jacked-as-shit fiend on the field?

An Adonis carved out of marble?

What?!

[very-gay-gal]

Gay.

[i-am-jagerman]

I am not!

...

And what if I am?!

SHUT UP!

[i-am-jagerman]

I know what you are.

A super cool awesome stud?

A jacked-as-shit fiend on the field?

An Adonis carved out of marble?

What?!

[i-am-jagerman]

I need more asks, nerds. Come on, ain't there something you've always wanted to know about the Jägerman?!

[i-am-jagerman]

how hairy are you? all over.

MAN.

You guys can be such freaks.

I dig it.

Not very, to be honest. I'd make a killer swimmer if I wasn't so BUFF.

Got a little fuzz on my chest. Sometimes like to wear those low riding tees to show it off. Drive the ladies wild.

Got a pretty untamed bush too.

Just waiting for the facial hair to come in. Any day now.

[sebastianmishascott]

rewatched npmd and holy shit i thought i couldnt love him more

[nickoteenn]

i heart basic ass manga font (only second to my love, Default)

[nickoteenn]

i will say i love max’s physicality. such fun to draw.

[i-am-jagerman]

Wait Max I still have a entire box of em! *holding a cardboard box filled with nighthawk plushies.*

The hell do I do with em?

Give them all to me. Duh.

Gonna pile them up in my room.

Gonna sell them off and make a tidy profit. The team REALLY needs new jackets and I'm sick of doing jock carwashes...

[i-am-jagerman]

Yeah, yeah. Whatever.

I'm not gonna adore you, Max. We all have lives to live you know??

I mean...actually, uh maybe...

I'm not getting in line.

// 📷

Tell you what, nerd, how about I give you a fast pass?

Skip right to the front and get your worship on.

I'll really give you something to make your life worth living!

[thetimeb4stard]

Whats this dudes problem??????

[wecanbeheropons]

[i-am-jagerman]

hot cheeto and queso try my recipe boy

Do I look like a chef???

...wait that's just dip

Fine. Buy me some and I'll try it.

But if it's dogshit I'm kicking your ass.

[i-am-jagerman]

Hits your leg with a hammer and runs

Ow!

Hey! Shitstain!

When I get a hold of you, you are DEAD! For real!

[kingbee30]

I’m back