Ways to make everyone instantly uncomfortable: If someone casually mentions some apparently commonly known fact that you hadn't heard of before, you can always say "oh, that's a real thing? I thought that it was just a porn trope."
My friend had no idea the southern hemisphere had opposite seasons until I told him (we are both adults)
I think I would’ve died on the spot if this had been his response.
I imagine there's been at least two christmas-themed New Zealand porn films featuring sex on the beach, but the implication that there'd be enough to make up their own genre, and have it be someone's favourite genre to the point that they assume that the circumstances are just a porn trope, would have killed me on the spot also.
Cause of Death: finding out your friend is so into such a hyperspecific brand of NZ porn they believed the axial tilt of our planet was made up for said porn.
It's probably too long to go on a tombstone, but I'd say least make sure it got into the obituary.
Make the text on the tombstone get smaller and smaller every row like the person carving it realised halfway through that they're running out of space but still decided to keep going.
Why do you guys think tombstones have cause of death on them?
Wait, they don't? Is that just a porn trope?
