im immortal and im a great cool and ill never die

hi im famous neopronoun user cal 'jerma' wetbowser. wanna see the cool painting in my basement i promise i wont entrap you

[jame7t]

Planet Suckulon 5 has declared war on Earth

[slopgirlier]

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[evilvillain123456789]

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

[castration-faq-deactivated20260]

I will be pregnant with spiders i will be pregnant with spiders i will lay an egg sac it will be big and contain many eggs my large web will provide shelter

[yellbug]

modesty

[lakevida]

starts talking about my emotional state with 2 degrees of abstraction instead of 7 and the sniper across the street who i pay to keep me in line fires a warning shot thru my little hoop earring

[typicalcommondandelion]

granting my miis the joys of a shotgun

[grox]

AGGHHHHH IM JERKING OFFFFF

I'LL HELP YOU! I'LL SAVE YOU!

[despazito]

POV you are about to read some of the most racist french or perhaps belgian shit imaginable

[taiwanesekid05]

[viejospellejos]

Coming in hot

[dailyskeletonreminders]

[the-gentleman-who-wants-to--blog]

I am in the middle of negotations with Staff

To replace the Tumblr blue color

With mahogany wood panels

[mrsterlingeverything]

[toothsheeran]

[eebie]

i want a perfect buddy i want a perfect bro

[bunniope]

*tricks you cutely* it's my trick...!