im immortal and im a great cool and ill never die

hi im famous neopronoun user cal 'jerma' wetbowser. wanna see the cool painting in my basement i promise i wont entrap you

[ectofool]

[wiiwheel]

Has anyone noticed the fart queens are trying to mainstream their fetish

[pinene]

Really scared reading these words in this order. I am moving to the woods

[sqiddylala]

me and m were playing The X-Files: Resist or Serve and he kept beating the shit out of zombies instead of shooting them and said it was Scully's madness that was making her do it

[aquasine0]

flavor of the day

[itspaydayfellas]

He was made with a quarter of a hot glue stick and love

[johnnysmissingass-deactivated20]

😭😭😭

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

793.85

card tricks

[kaida427]

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

611.642

the prepuce (aka foreskin)

is a simple "please" too much to ask?

[kaida427]

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

179.92

forgiveness

[nickl-art]

this is my favorite custom discord emoji I've ever made. perfect for after a long day at the long day factory.

[iftadwascool]

My Weekend as a 28-year-old in Chicago Illinois

[alsbullshit]

Why does this have its own wikipedia page.

[effemimaniac]

[fionn-o-nassus]

not only does it have a wikipedia page, but they actually discussed deleting it and elected to keep it because they agreed it was sufficiently notable to merit an article.

[strawberry-crocodile]

nooo little furry girl dont post that picture of a raccoon/oppossum/fox/serval/etc in a house

[strawberry-crocodile]

existing online while caring abt animal welfare and knowing that a wild animal in a house is not having its needs met and a proper facility for taking care of big cats isnt gonna let people cuddle with them means that every now and then people online post the rough equivalent of a dog being kicked and you always have to choose between swallowing that upset and being the Unfun Asshole who goes "hey why is that raccoon wearing a pink collar"

[ewaneneollav]

[memorycycle]

wake up in the morning go to sleep

[anphivenas]

wake up in the morning go to sleep

[twizzta-old]

[anphivenas]

whoaaa .... whats a lovely slimer like you doing in the benthic zone. .....

[memorycycle]

wake up in the morning go to sleep

[flipchild]

[memorycycle]

whoaaa .... whats a lovely slimer like you doing in the benthic zone. .....

[flipchild]

wake up in the morning go to sleep

[barrebabyofthescrewedupclick]

[c3po]

shlap shlap shlap shlap (sound of my titties hitting the bars in my minecraft jail )  let me out! let me outtttt!

[stupidpetface]

[konoe-archive-deactivated202108]

eugh..!! pleugh.. cough cough.. eugffh,, bleugjh,,,, ptoo…

[cowboy]

I can literally smell hundreds of spiders in this image

[cheddar-baby]

Wheres my toy or i'll get mad now

[cheddar-baby]

Bark for me dog

[8-eyes]

[vivsart]

2 dimensional design homework