I am probably lying.

Theres an internet out there.

[sailorbrazil]

[unclefather]

Just got this bib for my future grandchild

[minervafloofderg-migrating]

(x)

[cloversion]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

elon musk is like if you distilled the essence of 2010 “you, sir, win the most epic of upvotes” reddit and put it into the body of a wealthy peanut factory owner from 1835 london who exclusively employed 5 year old orphans

[xizor14]

Thor Ragnarok (2017)

[turing-tested]

this is now my new favorite fucking shirt

[mysharona1987]

[stolentweets]

[death-420]

i had a dream that i was solid snake workin at taco bell

[maxknightley]

“Uhhhh, can I get a doritos locos taco?”

“Doritos locos taco… Colonel, what’s the procedure?”

“That’s a taco with a special shell, Snake – made not from an ordinary corn tortilla but designed to evoke the famous tortilla chip, packed with extreme flavor. Substitute the shell and prepare the rest of the taco normally.”

“Got it. Excuse me, customer. There’s both Cool Ranch and Nacho Cheese shells here. Which would you prefer?”

“Cool ranch, please.”

“On it.”

[death-420]

can we get david hayter in on this

[virtanderson]

[f0rgemaster]

guess who met david hayter 

[soaleanmonterey]

David Hayter is a glorious man who clearly loved his role/loves his fans.

[tombstonettromboners]

reblogging this again because fucking Liquid’s VA did a response to this:

[ruffboi-mags]

i don’t even go here but this is amazing

[lyxdelsic-deactivated20150201]

when a friend does something nice for you for no reason

[boxesofpepe]

[ruinedchildhood]

[huffylemon]

[goon]

[ruinedchildhood]

https://news.clickhole.com/marvel-studios-in-crisis-tom-holland-has-quit-the-spid-1825123731

[rodgerdogger]

what size shoe shaq wear

[supremewave]

52

[supremewave]

[rodgerdogger]

damn

[actualdikdik]