The Male Human at the Hotel Bar

Dillon. 32. he/him Depressed archivist. Welcome to the Shitshow. Come for the shitposts, stay for the crippling self doubt. Inbox is always open.

[sloppystyle]

[inlandwest]

[arcturite]

Commission for @xizor14 of a cool spooky lady!! Thanks for the commission!

[afro-elf]

just saw pictures from mike flanagan carrie

[afro-elf]

okay serious fucking question, must he de-fang every female character he touches?

[afro-elf]

mike, it's actually more interesting for audiences that margaret is an abusive religious fundie (and also a victim of marital rape) who tries to literally beat the idea of sin into her daughter, it is actually TIMELY to adapt that correctly at this particular american moment. WHY is he so scared of every piece of source material that has ever been handed to him? i MUST know

[afro-elf]

you're laughing, mike flanagan wants to do gilmore girls with telekinetic rage and you're laughing

[goldcrescent]

what if carrie was about a young witch searching for a missing cat in the alps

[phlebasthebroenician]

[shabbytigers]

in other developments re german/anglo cultural exchange on breadstuffs, this image was posted to a facebook group yesterday

the following events ensued:

1. predictable lively discussion on the preparation of Wienerschnitzel, in which natives and wurstaboos are pro-puff and everybody else is like *confused dog head tilt* why wouldn’t you want the crust to stay ~attached to the thing you put it on? as with other fried foods?

2. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my band name” jokes

3. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my stripper name” jokes

4. one “ah yes, Bad Schnitzel! a lovely spa town” joke

5. this absolute masterpiece:

[sacred-portal]

[toskarin]

talking with drunks literally runs on morrowind persuade mechanics

[raraeavesmoriendi]

NOT THE CRABS WE EXPECTED BUT STILL SOME CRABS WE DESERVE!!!

[congressfunfacts]

Lindsey Graham is related to the keebler elf.

[lunarlicorice]

talking to animals as wolf link was my favorite thing to do when i was like 7

[fishpondfish]

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[captain-price-returns]

[sailor-arashi]

[doffy2]

My dinnar 💪💯❗💥

[doffy2]

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This is one of your worst posts yet man

[textposttropes]

Poverty Food

Visual Innuendo

[doffy2]

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

[clickbeetle]

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

[clickbeetle]

[xizor14]

Went to use chrome's text-to-speech feature to listen back to a page I made for a DnD campaign, and it apparently by default makes it an AI generated... podcast??? We're really living through manmade horrors too stupid to comprehend.