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Kate /23/🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈/P.s I really don't know what I'm doing!?

[aromanticduck]

Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

[junewild]

what i learned from 8 hours of shirtless men competing to star in a hallmark movie, december 13, 2025, in the washington post

i can't stop laughing tbh. i need everyone to read this

[phantomrose96]

Living alone by choice is funny because you're like "I wish I had someone to come back to who added light and warmth and companionship to my home, even distantly" but also if anyone else touches your kitchen you'll explode so you can't have that

[phantomrose96]

"The winter sunset is so early and the home is so lonely" *remembers the roommate who never ever even once took the trash out* "and it's staying that way no one is allowed the fuck inside"

[crimsolyn]

I think the purest form of love is just wanting someone to notice life with you. "taste this. look at that. hear this song." again and again. until you can't imagine noticing life without them.

[whitachi]

Kermit the Frog would be an ideal assassin because if caught he would need to be tried by a jury of his peers (Muppets) and you would not be able to find a Muppet who does not have a pre-existing opinion on Kermit the fucking Frog. case thrown out. kermie can kill again. it's easy being green

[irondive]

guys we're running out of time

[kafkaswasteddayz]

not now honey, mommy’s yearning for something that once was and will never be again

[aceofspades42]

[malglories]

i do feel somewhat ruined forever. but it’s okay we stay silly

[probuccalfat]

there’s just always something fucking happening

[csny]

🤔 = casual pondering

🤨 = skeptical wondering

🧐 = philosophical musing

[librarycards]

under my benevolent dictatorship everyone will be in their jammies at 7pm. because that'sjammy time

[i-am-trash-10]

You know that feeling when all your friends are falling in love and pairing up and you’re all alone? Yeah… that’s where I am…

[i-am-trash-10]

This aged well 🥰

[i-am-trash-10]

And just when you think you’ve hit your lowest you’re in love with a man named Colin

[draconym]

Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.

The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--

(paper towel roll falls on my face)

Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.

[podcastwizard]

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

[kaipassedgo]

every day i wake up and am mad at the end of steves storyline and the full and complete lack of people who GET IT

[fluoresensitives]

Personally I hate AI because it uses slave labor, is killing the planet and is making people stupid, but that's just me. The soulless art aspect is just one little piece of my grander disdain.