who put me in charge

they/them | major | occasional shitposter

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worst person you know made a great point is heartbreaking? no

have you ever tried

worst person you know references the culture you built your identity on and now your own community throws it under the bus

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just discovered when you guys say "fagcent" you mean faggot accent and not faggot scent

day ruined

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ah, sorry, my mecha runs on windows.

im getting spammed with notifs from a native programme i deleted 3 months ago.

can we resume the fight after i reboot for the new update? it's using all my processing power running in the background.

hold on, i just need 5 minutes, then i'll uninstall copilot again and we're good to go.

sorry, you can barely hear me out there, i set my mic to 200% in the device manager but the default driver caps me

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i have assigned gender at the grocery store (they haven't found a consensus yet)

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the annie does not concern herself with being ok

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he fib on acci till i sequence

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i dont get enough credit for getting thigh high after all the thigh coke i had to sniff

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🎵 put my hands 👐 in your meat grinder 🥩 ⚙️

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the way lesbians never know when to make the first move

i like to call it "beating around the butch"

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i thought this was my shitpost account, then i realised i shit in every post regardless

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lobotomy implies the existence of lotopy

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me when i beatbox but the pizza is still inside :(

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2024 aint a year

it's the number of my sins

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fuck you

unchrists your mas

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did you ever hear the tragedy of trans plagueis the wise

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we live in the timeline where the most common rite is to bring a dead tree indoors and light it up to make sure an ancient slave-owner hermit breaks in thanks to his flying stags

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Call me hematite the way I leave a red streak if you hit me against a metal plate hard enough

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call me pyrite the way i will set your house on fire if you hit me with flint hard enough