warnings: swearing, alcohol mentions, mild suggestive for some lmao
notes: if anyone has any brainrots or hcs pls send them :)
characters: almost everyone, male & female
y/n: xiao, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor.
xiao: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?
y/n: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
thoma: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
y/n: That one. I want that one.
Hu tao: I’m going to hell.
y/n: Probably.
Hu tao: I'll pick you up?
y/n: *nodding* Carpool.
sucrose: y/n, we tried things your way.
y/n: No, we didn't.
sucrose: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
xiangling: I just wanna be called cute 21/7.
y/n: Why no 24/7?
xiangling: Snack breaks.
Zhongli: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact.
y/n: ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
kazuha: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet?
y/n: What? Like J F K W S Q X-
kazuha: No, like, U R A Q T.
y/n: Awwww!
y/n: The stars are so beautiful…
Albedo: They're just giant balls of gas.
y/n: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Albedo: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
y/n: Oh…
kaeya: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
y/n: This is a lie.
y/n: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.
y/n: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
y/n: If I run and leap at aether, they will most certainly catch me in their arms.
y/n, running towards aether: Coming in!
aether: No! I’m holding coffee!
aether: *Drops coffee and catches y/n*
Beidou: I just ended a five year relationship.
y/n: Oh no, are you okay?
Beidou: It's okay, it wasn't mine.
Rosaria: *angrily presses y/n against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
y/n: ...
y/n: Are we about to kiss-
y/n: Hello ningguang, made anyone cry today?
ningguang: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.
xingquiu, dramatically: They called me a fool.
y/n, sick of xingquiu's shit: They weren’t wrong.
y/n: Relationships should be 50/50. diluc cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
chongyun: Why do you not believe that ghosts are real?
y/n: Never seen one.
chongyun: Okay, I mean, there’s a lot of things that you can’t see that are real.
y/n: What can’t I see?
chongyun: You can’t see gravity. That’s real.
y/n: Yeah, I can drop an apple.
chongyun: Fuck.
y/n: Any idiot would know that.
itto: I knew that!
y/n: See?
y/n: I love murder mysteries!
lumine, trying to impress them: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.
lisa: I wasn’t that drunk.
y/n: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
lisa: BECAUSE YOU ARE!
Teacher: Your child was in a fight.
y/n: Oh no, that’s terrible!
sara: Did they win?
y/n: Can you cut me some slack, kequing? I’m sort of in love.
Keqing: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.
y/n: I’m in love with you.
Keqing: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.
Childe: Talk dirty to me, baby~
y/n: The dishes.
Childe: Wha-
y/n: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times
ok. icebreaker-type question. imagine time travel exists, but all of the serious super big things that likely come to mind when time travel is a factor is stuff youre not “qualified” for, as a civilian. what stupid, petty, thing do you use time travel for?
personally, i’d buy this one limited-time pin from a con i had no chance of going to, and also buy some transformers animated toys while they were still being sold.
probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.
we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."
at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.
the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.
the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.
what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.
here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.
from abell 2218 by eric gamalinda, published in amigo warfare: poems
[Text ID: I use my body to find love. I eat all the wrong foods. I believe what I see with my own two eyes. Fear eats me. I have to look for a job. I can sprint faster than sound. I burn forever, I have no end. /End ID]
- when shuffling, pay attention to the cards that fall out of the deck. sometimes they have a special message for you.
- questions aren't always necessary when reading. letting the cards tell you what they need to helps to develop your intuition, and the relationship between you and your deck (or the spirit you are working with, depending on how you divine information).
- when reading with multiple cards (i.e. as a spread), try and string the cards together rather than interpreting them by their individual meanings:
recurring suits, themes, symbols, and numbers
proportions of suits and uprights vs. reversals
position of the cards (e.g. if people are present in the cards, where are they looking?)
colours of the cards (e.g. do any of the cards stand out more than the rest?)
- although each card has a core meaning, different decks with different art could emanate different "flavours" of the core meaning.
- draw a clarifying card if something confuses you, but try not to draw any more than two cards per reading.
Idk if y'all can handle this. Are you ready? It's life-changing. Absolutely unreal.
⭐fuck around & find out⭐
No, really. Research only gets you so far, and will eventually start muddying the water beyond comprehension because no two practitioners are the same. Get your hands dirty, cut your teeth into a spell, take notes, and figure it out.
We act like having a Master's Degree worth of research is so critical to development, that you can't start until you know everything.
You'll never know everything, so congratulations. You'll learn daily, which is BEAUTFUL! AND SACRED! AND NECESSARY TO EVOLVE AS A HUMAN!
Our once grassy lot is now this beautiful woodland scared space. I am so grateful Nature, the Greenman, Cernnunos and The Goddess and all the beings of the faerie realm helped make this amazing transformation. Blessed Be!
So I'm a single father of a 10 year old girl. One day about 3 years ago she comes upto me and decides that she wants to put my crystals into colour order. This was the start of something that I never thought would happen. Today she has her own crystal collection thats bigger than mine with several books on the subject aswell as a fascination with star signs and she's starting to ask questions about Sabbats and the moon and other things witchy related. Now Iv never actually talked to her about the fact that I'm a witch cause her mother is the type of person who would go out of her way to not let her have things like crystals and such if she thought it had a deeper meaning like witchcraft. (Her mother is the most closed minded person iv met and is the kind of person to make someone feel bad about their beliefs).
Last weekend she was asking me about the sabbats and festivals and I taught her what I knew. Thinking on this It inspired me to do more low-key things with her if shes interested, that might one day grow into her own practice.
Now I'm not really one for doing original content cause I'm not sure how it will be received with been a male witch but I figured I'd give it ago and share with everyone in hopes that other pagans/witches who are parents find it useful.
Now I know no one's situation is exactly the same and all kids are different so some ideas may need to be tweaked a little.
Below is a list of activities and subjects I feel are good staring points.
Activities and subjects
🐝Wildlife watching
🕷️Animals and their meanings
🌲Nature walks
🍄Foraging for herbs and teaching them what is okay to pick and what is not (dangerous, endangered etc)
🌱Growing flowers/plants.
🌳Tree and plant identification
🌼Making flower crowns
☀️Watching the sun set/sun rise
🌕Full moon watching (Aslong as it's not cutting into their bedtime)
🌙 Moon phases and other lunar events.
⭐Star gazing
♎ Zodiac/Star signs and birth charts
🟣 Colour correspondences
💧The Elements
🍁The seasons
☸️The wheel of the year
🌧️Collecting rain water or spring water
🧚🏼♂️Local history and folklore
🌬️Meditation
🌿Herbs and spices
🍞Baking (Not really a Witch activity but if done for a sabbat or maybe combined with some herbal magick and intention)
🍂🐚Collecting things from your local natural areas. (Acorns sticks and leaves from wooded areas. Shells and pebbles from the beach etc.
These are just a few things off of the top of my head. Feel free to add something if you reblog or comment.
Hope this comes in handy and is helpful to someone and my first bit of original content isnt to shit ✌🏻😆
