[everythingfox]

I- what?

[twinberry]

If she’s your girl why is she trapping me and taking me back to the lab for further observation

[ripe]

thedragonwoodconservancy on ig

[cryptidsydario]

laser gun gator boys

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

oh my god i didn’t realize this video had audio

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

i am sick, so i have come with a message for all you non-sicks out there: enjoy this time. you are free, unshackled by the slime. but rest assured, it will find you

[roxyspamcake]

If I saw a cold virus, I simply would not get it.

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

You Fool. I Am Now One With The Slime. We Are Coming

[bikeaccident]

today my dad dropped a cantaloupe while unlocking the door and it rolled away and my entire family is now currently outside looking for it like how do you lose an entire melon

[hohoehoes]

theres someone downstairs i hope its a murderer

[acoolguy]

anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

[brucebocchi]

ccant relate

[jonbutter]

why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins

[ommanyte]

the first recorded vibe check can be traced back as early as 2003 where it featured in Mike Myers’ live action adaptation of cat in the hat

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

how many hands you got

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

allow me illustrate you

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

that’s still four people

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

i truly can’t make this any clearer

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

[naomster]

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

[afeelgoodblog]

Blessed footsteps

[niuniente]

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT KIND OF A NOICE PLS IT’S 3AM I’M CRYING WITH LAUGHTER SO MUCH MY NEIGHBORS WILL WAKE UP

[bigmammallama5]

#WHY does it sound like pissed off donald duck

[geardrops]

same tho

[animatedtext]

requested by pancreasofficial

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[ruinedchildhood]

source

[secondclassvines]

[mongolian-ass-eater]

I see stuff like this every once in a while and it reminds me the kids are still alright

[knucklehead--mcspazatron]

I have no idea what is going on but I watched this like 20 times

[dch]

this is so pure

[misanthropicmessiah]

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

hello we are average american family we love jesus and capitalism