it’s nico

he/him. 27. kansas, USamerica. live, laugh, toaster bath 🍞🛀 proud to be the USA's leading provider of manic pixie dream girl antics since 1999

[greatestvillaininthegalaxy]

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[kristina100000]

let me see you shake that pinterest ass.

[evilblackfemme]

[doglike]

[mythicfictionist]

im incredibly conflicted by the phrase ‘the question is not who will let me but who will stop me’ because on one hand its so fucking raw and powerful but on the other hand it’s derived from ayn rand but on yet another hand the first and primary time ive ever seen it was on a picture of a lawnmower flying through the sky which is the perfect level of absurd and nonsensical that would piss ayn rand off

[mythicfictionist]

reblog to piss off ayn rands ghost

[meezer]

haters will see you going to therapy and be like he cant afford sixpenceee heals

[adhd-vibes]

does anyone want to tell me what to do with my life? looking for puppeteers

[adhd-vibes]

my benevolent puppeteers

[mental-ch-illness]

never underestimate the power of telling yourself ‘woah calm down there edge lord’ every once in a while

[sexchangedotcom]

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

[sexchangedotcom]

youre right im sorry beautiful

[fairycosmos]

they just announced all women should eat 4 meals a day and at least 2 nice snacks. they made it the general consensus

[coolben94]

I just now realized your URL is coolben94 and not coolbean94...

are u the person thats been sending me “COOOOL BEEEAAAAANNNN” every week for 5 months

[fluffysheeps]

Bumble sharks 🐝🦈

[destiel-news-channel]

[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'JK Rowling posted upskirt photos of a woman on Twitter' to Cas 'I love you'. /End ID]

No one doing this should be allowed to call themselves a feminist.

JK Rowling deadnamed and posted 'upskirt' photo of trans woman on X

The wealthy author escalated a social media spat that resulted in posting a photo from a 2023 event at the Institute of Economic Affairs in

[solarishashernoseinabook]

Let's not beat around the bush: Children's author JK Rowling sexually harassed someone. In some jurisdictions, this would count as sexual abuse. JK Rowling has committed a sex crime against a woman and fell back on the old rape apologist standby of "she was asking for it".

I hope your nostalgia is worth it

[thememedaddy]

[whyenn-reader]

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]