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Kiana Khansmith
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
KIROKAZE
oozey mess
Cosmic Funnies
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NASA
Product Placement
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
Noah Kahan
if i look back, i am lost
EXPECTATIONS
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Jules of Nature
RMH
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@i-eat-internet-cables
Why is old technology so much sexier than the dull devices of today? I liked it when phones had real buttons, not the fake ones on screens. Things used to have so much soul, texture, and love put into them. When I see a nice hearty button I cream my pants and start droolling a little. Simple things like dial tones or TV static made me hard. Love looking up 90's tech and touching myself. I'm starting to get off topic but you get the gist.
I can't eat those little wax covered cheeses anymore, the wax makes me thirst for human flesh in a way I cannot resist.
The store clerk about to ring up the little cheeses who happens to have a biting kink: Would you mind giving me a call once you eat these?
Billboards
I fucking hate billboards. Oh yeah fuck seeing the beautiful night sky lets just put a fuckin advertisement smack in the middle of that. And make that shit BRIGHT as hell. Who needs stars when you can see the logo of a mega corporation lighting up the night sky?
Whatever cuck came up with billboards better be burning in hell, cause if I got my hands on that shithead lord knows I would do unspeakable things to him.
Post Workout Nut
Why did no one tell me about post workout nut?!?! I just kissed god and saw the secrets of the universe via the clit all because I decided to put my gym membership to good use. I was seeing stars bro omg. WHy did no one tell me that all I had to do was lift weights before jerkin it????!?? Now I have to work out regularly just to even ATTEMPT to match the giant load I just busted. Fml bro I wanna goon like that every day.
When I am in doubt about an outfit I'm wearing, I just ask myself if pretty alt bisexual women will think I look cool. If the answer is no then the fit is trash. Simple.
Just spat out a pea sized chunk of mystery lumpâ„¢ while fighting for my life on the toilet. Like what the hell is this lump bro?? I brush my teeth everyday the fuck is this?? I know it's not tooth because then I squished it it was not super hard, but crumbled a little bit. Should I be concerned?
Apparently thinking of jacked men railing me while kissing my girlfriend is "not straight."
Like what are you? The fucking thought police? Heaven forbid a guy has taste. Can't have a good time thinking about erotic cowboys without the hetero police breathing down my fucking neck. This country's going to hell.
My mom was on the phone today with my dad, him explaining that he had to buy more sausages. She agreed with him because the family (specifically me) eats a lot of sausages.
Apparently it's not appropriate to call myself a "sausage muncher" to my mother. I don't think she enjoys the gay jokes, but I could have gone worse and specifically mentioned my bf in that one.
Elon Musk gotta be sore from poppin out all those children AND Teslas. His poor Elussy 😥