I give people status effects

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh HHH sure

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Status effect gained:

Reading a post

Duration:5 minutes

Description: yeah you're learning now

Effect: you read the intro post

Okay so this is a gimmick blog i made to give silly effects to people

Uhhh

DNI list:

Terfs

Radfems

Basically anything that's been radicalized (I'll tell you if you're questioning what counts)

Homophobies

Transphobes

MAPs (pedophiles)

Mod info:

I use she/they usually, and I am a nonbinary genderfluid person

Uhhh

Oh also I'm sorry if I give a bad person a good effect, I probably won't know a lot of people who send asks, and I don't have the time or energy to do a deep dive into every person

I accept asks and requests to give people effects!

I queue posts!

Usually.

So if your ask or request doesn't show up immediately, it's because it's been queued and will probably show up in a few days!

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Do you allow random rp blogs to ask for status effects

I

Yeah

But I've kinda forgotten about this one and have a lot of backlog-

It blew up quickly and it overwhelmed me T^T

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can i get an effect? :3

Status effect gained!

Relaxed

Duration:

4 hours

Description:

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (relaxed sigh)

Effect:

You feel relaxed!

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Hi

what’s am I

@arcbrowser-offical

You're an @arcbrowser-offical !

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Hi, status Effect please?

@gaysexonthefloor

Status effect gained!

Fallen over

Duration:

10-600 seconds

Description:

Oh hey gu- *falls up 30 flights of stairs*

Effect:

You have fallen over

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this looks cool!!

may i pls get an effect?

Status effect gained!

Polite

Duration:

Indefinite

Description:

Youre so polite, asking for things so nicely

Effect:

You're polite!

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hi

I’m an onion seller

what am i

@onionman-official

Status effect gained!

Clumsy

Duration:

30 minutes

Description:

Oh hey- *drops phone* oh lemme get tha- *drops it again* oh one mome- *drops it and it slips into a storm drain*

Effect:

You are clumsy!

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hi, what issue effect am I stuck with?

Status effect gained!

Content

Duration:

5 hours

Description:

You feel...fine not good, not bad, just content with what's happening

Effect:

You feel content!

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u have status effects

I have expired ice cream

deal?

@the-dairy-official

...

Status effect gained!

Sick

Duration:

3-5 days

Description:

Ough... Wough... Ouchie.... Stomach hurts....

Effect!

You are sick

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tis me again.. 🐊 🐊 🐊 🐊 :3

:0

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may I please have a status effect

status effect gained!

intangible

Duration:

30 minutes

Description:

You pass through everything.. other than the floor for some reason

Effect:

You are intangible! (not counting the floor, don't want you disappearing)

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May I have a status effect?

— @jonathan-sims-offical

Status effect gained!

Magnetic

Duration:

1 monrh

Description:

Why can't I drop this fork- what- why- no- stop it-

Effect:

You are magnetic!

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Might I have a status effect?

Status effect gained!

Hyperactive

Duration:

30 minutes

Description:

I'M ON THE FLOOR! I'M UP- I'M RUNNING AROUND, I'M ON THE FLOOR AGAIN

Effect:

You are hyperactive!

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hi, can I pretty please get a status effect?

- @australia-offical

Status effect gained!

Upside Down

Duration:

Indefinite

Description:

Hey why's my water going u- oh yeah

Effect:

You are upside down!

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Hello

Am ddraig

Ddraig ask for gender euphor- oofor-

Ddraig ask for gender nice nice status for mod

Ddraig think mod deserve gender nice nice status

Please?

- @wales-offical

Status effect gained!

Gender euphoria

Duration:

Indefinite

Description:

You feel nice in your skin, you look in the mirror and...it's you

Effect:

You get gender euphoria periodically during the duration!

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ooh, this seems interesting

@daisy-wells-offical

Status effect gained!

Perceptive

Duration:

Indefinite

Description:

You're able to notice things about people that others would not, strangeness in their mannerisms and such

Effect:

You're a perceptive individual!

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may I have an effect please?

Status effect gained!

Collecting

Duration:

Indefinite

Description:

You've devoted yourself to collecting, and it will forever consume you

Effect:

You are a collector